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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:39 am
by OnSong
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Bully wrote:
DOC wrote:That just about every horse in the Melbourne Cup is tipped each year as a possible winner


hence why I don't bet on horse racing or trots. To predictable . Greyhounds for me all the way. Its just the animal doing the work with no help from a jockey etc
- except trainers influence

Fill your dog with water and see how it runs! All sorts of tricks of the trade

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:27 am
by helicopterking
OnSong wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Bully wrote:
DOC wrote:That just about every horse in the Melbourne Cup is tipped each year as a possible winner


hence why I don't bet on horse racing or trots. To predictable . Greyhounds for me all the way. Its just the animal doing the work with no help from a jockey etc
- except trainers influence

Fill your dog with water and see how it runs! All sorts of tricks of the trade


Like giving them cocaine to get them going off.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:35 am
by nuggety goodness
clowns on trains with their music blaring loud enough the whole carriage can hear it... there are 3 in earshot... forgotten what public transport was like...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:46 am
by Spargo
3 girls in the TAB yesterday all whining that "I can't beleive I can't pay for my bet with eftpos!"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:03 am
by Failed Creation
Spargo wrote:3 girls in the TAB yesterday all whining that "I can't beleive I can't pay for my bet with eftpos!"


It's the way things are headed at the moment, I very rarely carry cash now, unless I know I'll need to use it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:09 am
by woodublieve12
Failed creations gifs he uses as his avatars. find them amusing

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:12 am
by Failed Creation
woodublieve12 wrote:Failed creations gifs he uses as his avatars. find them amusing


Cheers, mate.

I like to entertain. ;)

The amount of time I waste trying to get good gifs is shocking...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:58 pm
by daysofourlives
Booney missing out on 1K by 1 point in his tipping comp Melbourne Cup day.
Booney missing the quaddie last week in the last leg
:D :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:02 pm
by Pseudo
nuggety goodness wrote:clowns on trains with their music blaring loud enough the whole carriage can hear it... there are 3 in earshot... forgotten what public transport was like...

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This should be in the "gives you the sh1ts" thread.

Ten bucks says the "music" was vacuous rap music. Another ten says it was being pumped through a shitty tinny mobile phone speaker, reducing what was already bad music into something resembling the wail of a banshee.

There is a special place in hell for these arseholes.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:57 am
by Squids
People that crap on about "Do NOT EAT" processed foods, eat processed powders instead :roll:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:42 pm
by Squids
Biebs hiring a hooker.

enjoy your STD's champ.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:40 am
by Failed Creation
Squids wrote:Biebs hiring a hooker.

enjoy your STD's champ.


As if Selena Gomez didn't give him enough already...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:18 am
by woodublieve12
Hearing Taylor Walker talk on the the radio... Seems like a top bloke but he sounds like he would have a fair bit of trouble getting through the alphabet... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:19 am
by woodublieve12
Squids wrote:Biebs hiring a hooker.

enjoy your STD's champ.

was she a looker??? Has to be better then Hugh Grants one surely :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:57 pm
by Squids
woodublieve12 wrote:
Squids wrote:Biebs hiring a hooker.

enjoy your STD's champ.

was she a looker??? Has to be better then Hugh Grants one surely :lol:


Not bad at all, if you don't think about the diseases.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:23 pm
by dedja
The fella caught drink driving at Two Wells who hadn't renewed his licence for 20 years.

The penalty? Loss of licence for 12 months ... oh, hang on

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:25 pm
by Squids
dedja wrote:The fella caught drink driving at Two Wells who hadn't renewed his licence for 20 years.

The penalty? Loss of licence for 12 months ... oh, hang on


:lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:52 pm
by Squids


I'm in tears

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:58 pm
by Footy Chick
Eddie Murphys laugh makes me laugh :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:38 am
by woodublieve12
Hawk supporters on afl facebook page saying Buddy is overrated, however if i said that six months ago thos same supporters would have said i was talking rubbish... Gold!! :lol: