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Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:14 pm**

scoob wrote:

Kangaroo Wanker

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Kangaroo Wanker

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:18 pm**

Very clever........ A$$hole.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:00 pm**

Player suspended for scratching a dick and balls picture into the pitch :lol:

http://www.cricket.com.au/news-list/201 ... s-incident

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:53 pm**

This is Littleton / abc comedy check it out

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2014 6:35 pm**

HH3 wrote:Player suspended for scratching a dick and balls picture into the pitch

http://www.cricket.com.au/news-list/201 ... s-incident

Very apt that Daryl Cox and Jamie Cox were mentioned in the story

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:03 am**

The MLB twitter account referring to a cricket bat as a cricket paddle....

gold!

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:55 am**

on the way to work today noticing I had a hole in the crutch of my jeans, I messaged my mrs to tell her and she said she knew because she saw them sunday when she hung them on line.
I had worn them all week,
1. why the **** did she not tell me
2. how the **** did I only notice today
3. my vagina had been real cold lately

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:15 am**

Johno6 wrote:on the way to work today noticing I had a hole in the crutch of my jeans, I messaged my mrs to tell her and she said she knew because she saw them sunday when she hung them on line.
I had worn them all week,
1. why the **** did she not tell me
2. how the **** did I only notice today
3. my vagina had been real cold lately

did you do something to piss her off last week? :lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:19 am**

woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:on the way to work today noticing I had a hole in the crutch of my jeans, I messaged my mrs to tell her and she said she knew because she saw them sunday when she hung them on line.
I had worn them all week,
1. why the **** did she not tell me
2. how the **** did I only notice today
3. my vagina had been real cold lately

did you do something to piss her off last week?

He probably went to the pub when she told him not to

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:45 am**

I only went there coz I was meant to meet you there instead of footy training!

I would give her shit about it, but then she will make me do the washing

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:53 am**

Johno6 wrote:I only went there coz I was meant to meet you there instead of footy training!

I would give her shit about it, but then she will make me do the washing

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:55 am**

she does the washing and im whipped?

me very confused

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:56 am**

If she has the power to make you do the washing for complaining she didnt do her job properly, then yes my good sir, you are in fact whipped.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:04 am**

HH3 wrote:If she has the power to make you do the washing for complaining she didnt do her job properly, then yes my good sir, you are in fact whipped.

Trying to deny being whipped is like trying to deny you masturbate.

No married bloke in his right mind would believe you. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:12 am**

im not denying I am whipped,

but what I am trying to say is if I give her shit, she wont wash my shit anymore then I will have to wash it.
I would rather keep my mouth shut and have my clothes washed.

also sometimes I masturbate while being whipped

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:26 am**

Johno6 wrote:im not denying I am whipped,

but what I am trying to say is if I give her shit, she wont wash my shit anymore then I will have to wash it.
I would rather keep my mouth shut and have my clothes washed.

also sometimes I masturbate while being whipped

What you do, is wash her stuff too, put too much washing powder in, leave it wet in the washing machine all day so it gets some stank going, hang it out with the pegs right in the middle of her shirts (what do you call female upper body wear? never really thought about it. weird) so it leaves a wrinkle, and just wholeheartedly **** the washing up.

She'll never make (let) you do it again, no matter how much you give her shit.

I haven't had to do the washing in 2 years

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:30 am**

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:im not denying I am whipped,

but what I am trying to say is if I give her shit, she wont wash my shit anymore then I will have to wash it.
I would rather keep my mouth shut and have my clothes washed.

also sometimes I masturbate while being whipped

What you do, is wash her stuff too, put too much washing powder in, leave it wet in the washing machine all day so it gets some stank going, hang it out with the pegs right in the middle of her shirts (what do you call female upper body wear? never really thought about it. weird) so it leaves a wrinkle, and just wholeheartedly **** the washing up.

She'll never make (let) you do it again, no matter how much you give her shit.

I haven't had to do the washing in 2 years

or put the whites in with the colours...

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:32 am**

or accidently put the dog in there

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:35 am**

woodublieve12 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
What you do, is wash her stuff too, put too much washing powder in, leave it wet in the washing machine all day so it gets some stank going, hang it out with the pegs right in the middle of her shirts (what do you call female upper body wear? never really thought about it. weird) so it leaves a wrinkle, and just wholeheartedly **** the washing up.

She'll never make (let) you do it again, no matter how much you give her shit.

I haven't had to do the washing in 2 years

or put the whites in with the colours...

Bit of a risky move. You have to annoy her to the point she won't want you to do the washing again, but you don't want her to go into moody female mode for the rest of the day, coz that just ruins your mood while you're trying to play the Playstation (and she's doing the washing as loudy as possible, obviously....am i right, fellas?)

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:36 am**

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:im not denying I am whipped,

but what I am trying to say is if I give her shit, she wont wash my shit anymore then I will have to wash it.
I would rather keep my mouth shut and have my clothes washed.

also sometimes I masturbate while being whipped

What you do, is wash her stuff too, put too much washing powder in, leave it wet in the washing machine all day so it gets some stank going, hang it out with the pegs right in the middle of her shirts (what do you call female upper body wear? never really thought about it. weird) so it leaves a wrinkle, and just wholeheartedly **** the washing up.

She'll never make (let) you do it again, no matter how much you give her shit.

I haven't had to do the washing in 2 years

Using pegs to hang out washing is over rated as well. No peg option will work too as long as it falls off the line and she spots it on the ground....

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