Damn you auto correct.

Anything!

Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:37 am

10/2/14

:) What are your plans for today then?x
-----Nothing beyond seeing you dead.
-----DEAR!!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:37 pm

----Thanks for coming last night. I know you hate weddings babe xoxo
It was fun, but your c**t needs a hair cut.
-----what?
-----That is messed up, Mario. Serious
-----It is nicely trimmed
your aunt
your AUNT
Sh**
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:10 am

----I love feeling your dad inside me, when you get almost completely out then go back in. Mmm.
----Ahhh, your HEAD.
----Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
Oh my FRICKEN goodness!!!! Wtf!!!
----Omggggggggg, I'm dying right now :((((( hahahaha.
Hahahaha
-----Worst autocorrect EVER
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:54 am

-----How's loving with your bf? Do you enjoy it or does it become a hassle sometimes? LOL
To b honest hes kinda big and it hurts a lot of the time so I don't like doing it.
----Omg, I totally meant living haha stupid auto correct,
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:25 am

------Thank you again for an amazing first date :)
Any time :) When's the 2nd date? I can't wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.
No
I'm so sorry I meant dimples, my phone changed it.
I did not meant to write nipples.
I'm going to jump off a bridge now.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:06 am

-----I love all types of music but 50s and Jazz
lol jazz is so bad, I hate it too
Don't hate me but I've been really into necrophilia lately.
-----That is sick and not funny.
-----Please don't txt me again.
holy s@#t wait
**nickelback that was the worst auto correct.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:00 am

----How did things go with the French girl?
Went really bad she wasn't interested I ended up killing her sister in the barn next to her house ha
----OH MY GOD, what happened???
Kissing ha ha auto correct
---- Spastic !!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:35 am

Why u gotta be so fat.
S&*t
----idk
----A$$hole
Far
----Genetics
----My love of food
----Pick one
FAR
God damn phone
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Psyber » Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:42 pm

After running the experiment for a few weeks I've turned predictive text off again. It creates more work than it saves.
EPIGENETICS - Lamarck was right!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:09 am

It's soo hot I can't even get a breath
Had a good afternoon at work had a master c()k licker in showing us how to make chocolate it was a bit meaty though in the hear is it roasting up there today? x
Omg I meant chocolatier not c()k licker and Melty not meaty omg lol
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby Johno6 » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:24 am

-Tonight when I get home I'm gonna duck you so bad
- Duck me?
-Yeah Duck you!, I'm gonna break off pieces of old crusty bread and feed it to you.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:03 am

20/2/14

----Wanna go get Ice cream with me and jenni ?
hell to the yes
----Cool! Is your brother gonna come? Jenni asked
no, he is A##hole intolerant.
----Are you saying we are a##hoes?! That's mean.
no I meant lactose intolerant! automobile correct.
see?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:25 am

-----Hey where are you? I thought you were coming home at 7 tonight.
Be home soon, getting a lapdance;)
-----What the Hell do you mean a lap dance.
-----You better not be getting a lucky lap dance
-----I can't even believe you. I had dinner already. A##hole
I typed Lap desk! Jeez chill out
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Feb 22, 2014 9:52 am

----Ok. How's it going?
----I think we still have some Mexican ass roll leftover if you want some for dinner.
Some what?
----OH Mexican casserole
----Sorry. The only a$$ you get is mine.
No Mexican a$$?
----No
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:31 am

-----Listen I have something to tell you
Shoot
-----I'm in love with your d!@k
wtf dude
-----NO
-----Your sis!! I meant your sis.
-----Goddamnit.
-----I don't know how it f@#king changed it to d!@k
Man your in love with my sister?! That's even worse.
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:42 am

-----Last night was fun, thanks for coming. My friends liked you :)
Nice! I enjoyed meeting your pu33y!
NOT WHAT I MEANT
Eating your pu33y
MEETING your POSSE
That was the worst Auto correct of my life
----HAHAHAHAHAHA
----Wow
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:44 am

----Are u gonna see Camille again or what.
we were supposed to hang out tomorrow but I'm gonna disembowel her and play sky rim.
----What kinda F##ked up Dahmer s#$t is that bro
haha I'm gonna diss her that's hilarious
----Not to Camille! Hahah
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:50 am

straight up that I am the only real friend she has and now she has none.
-----That's what when friends are taken advantage of. I've been there too. It's better for you in the long run.
I don't want to help and support someone who doesn't know how to help love and resecpt the balls
ROFL themselves
-----Lmao respect the balls damn!!!!
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:12 am

-----Kay, if she thinks she has to be so perfect as not make simple little mistakes like that , then she's messed up.
Oh my curried goal stew! My cat just ate my neighbor.
AAHAJJJJDJDKS!!!!
-----LMFAO
What!?!?!??!? How did muffin autocorrect to neighbor?!?!??!?
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Re: Damn you auto correct.

Postby MightyEagles » Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:42 am

----for my moms birthday in a few months were gonna get her a sparkly orgasm bucket :)
----OMG, how did that just happen?! Pandora bracelet ******
----I'm laughing my f@@king a@@ off hahahahahahaha
LMFAO. THATS GOING ON FACEBACK AND INSTAGRAM.
----omg that's seriously the funniest thing ever.
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