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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:47 am
by woodublieve12
SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:01 am
by Booney
The absolute hysteria caused by the wanker / Clarkson event.

From Lingy saying we'll have to have two security guards with coaches at all times, then Carey saying the guards will be heavy handed on people to TAB Radio this morning saying it's the end of coaches and players interacting with fans.

O.M.G.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

It is pitiful hey.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:05 am
by am Bays
Booney wrote:My Mrs.

She's a real hoot, she starts every conversation with "Are you even listening to me?". Oh how we laugh.


Oh, you're married to my Missus too???

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:32 pm
by stan
woodublieve12 wrote:SHowdown week... as a neutral it's hilarious to watch cows and pear supporters go at it...

Oldly enough I haven't heard much yet.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:25 pm
by HH3
Having a single driveway, me and the missus rotate cars every day.

Eg she takes the one out in the driveway and i take the one in the garage. She puts the one she took in the garage, which i take the next morning, and she takes the one I parked on the driveway the night before....yadda yadda.

Anyway, to my story.....this morning she asked where the keys are to the car I had yesterday. Im butt naked walking around the house looking for the keys coz she's late. Eventually i have a thought....

Me - "Have you checked the front door? Like.......the outside of the front door?"

She opens the front door and then looks at me, semi-angry semi-amused.

Me - "HA! Have a good day!" (and head the opposite direction, so the convo is over)

They had been hanging out of my front door for about 12 hours :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 3:59 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Just inviting criminals

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:18 pm
by HH3
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Just inviting criminals


Its funny now. Wouldn't be if someone took them.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:53 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:Having a single driveway, me and the missus rotate cars every day.

Eg she takes the one out in the driveway and i take the one in the garage. She puts the one she took in the garage, which i take the next morning, and she takes the one I parked on the driveway the night before....yadda yadda.

Anyway, to my story.....this morning she asked where the keys are to the car I had yesterday. Im butt naked walking around the house looking for the keys coz she's late. Eventually i have a thought....

Me - "Have you checked the front door? Like.......the outside of the front door?"

She opens the front door and then looks at me, semi-angry semi-amused.

Me - "HA! Have a good day!" (and head the opposite direction, so the convo is over)

They had been hanging out of my front door for about 12 hours :lol:


Infinitely better than hanging out your back door.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 6:42 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Fed is clearly battling for a $$$$ since he is doing cringeworthy chocolate ads

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:32 pm
by valleys07
Not normally a fan of the Footy Show's comedic material- but that stitch up of Vince and Watts was brilliant!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2015 7:06 am
by woodublieve12
valleys07 wrote:Not normally a fan of the Footy Show's comedic material- but that stitch up of Vince and Watts was brilliant!


watts was in on it...

I am huge fooy show fan but up until last night i haven't enjoyed... That was piss funny

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2015 1:24 pm
by Footy Chick
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?























He pasta way :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2015 2:44 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Did you hear about the Irish thief?











He paid for his meal then snuck off without eating it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 8:12 am
by nuggety goodness
Did you hear the crows supporter after a showdown loss?












Nope, me either. Hope they're ok...

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:32 am
by Lightning McQueen
Today is STAR WARS day.

May the 4th be with you.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:33 am
by cracka
Soccer injuries. =))



Just imagine if they had a Q type injury.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:36 am
by cracka
This is even better


Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:51 am
by Booney
Dead set, these blokes are an absolute joke.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:02 pm
by am Bays
Booney wrote:Dead set, that sport is an absolute joke.


edited for accuracy