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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:33 pm
by am Bays
Pseudo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Oh. :lol:

For those that have been around long enough, he could be our new PhilG ;)


I think I hear the Sounds Of Then, and people talking,
The scenes recalled, by minute movement,
The songs they fall, from the backing tape,
That certain texture,that certain smell....


I love that song "This is Australia' by Gangajang

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:15 pm
by Pseudo
am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Oh. :lol:

For those that have been around long enough, he could be our new PhilG ;)


I think I hear the Sounds Of Then, and people talking,
The scenes recalled, by minute movement,
The songs they fall, from the backing tape,
That certain texture,that certain smell....


I love that song "This is Australia' by Gangajang

Much better than Beds are Burning by Midnight Oil, wouldn't you say?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:19 pm
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Oh. :lol:

For those that have been around long enough, he could be our new PhilG ;)


I think I hear the Sounds Of Then, and people talking,
The scenes recalled, by minute movement,
The songs they fall, from the backing tape,
That certain texture,that certain smell....


I love that song "This is Australia' by Gangajang

Much better than Beds are Burning by Midnight Oil, wouldn't you say?


Anything is better* than anything by Midnight Oil.





*Taylor Swift being the exception. All of her annoying crap is shit.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:45 pm
by tipper
Booney wrote:
Anything is better* than anything by Midnight Oil.





*Taylor Swift being the exception. All of her annoying crap is shit.


reminds me of a joke i read the other day

cop knocks on hte door "sir, we have had some complaints about your music"
bloke "you must be joking, its only 7pm"
cop "it wouldnt matter if it was 10am sir, Justin Bieber is shit no matter the time of day..."

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:46 pm
by Johno6
if only it reminded you of a funny one...............

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 2:49 pm
by bennymacca
HH3 wrote:@Footy Chick

Can you be clearer that you didnt open the link next time. It was a bit vague.

Maybe you should've said something like "I didnt open the attachment, but...."

Oh hang on a gosh darn second!! I do believe you did! ;)


it was my fault fkwit, i said that. :D

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:19 pm
by Booney

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:22 pm
by Brodlach
Johno6, always cracks me up

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:27 pm
by cennals05

Saw that on Gruen last night. WTF does it do?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:18 pm
by JK
heater31 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Oh. [emoji38]

For those that have been around long enough, he could be our new PhilG ;)

Ah good times [emoji38]


The only time that someone has placed me on their 'blacklist' and blocked my IP address from viewing his marvelous little website :roll:


Aspy enemy!!!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:54 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
I think I hear the Sounds Of Then, and people talking,
The scenes recalled, by minute movement,
The songs they fall, from the backing tape,
That certain texture,that certain smell....


I love that song "This is Australia' by Gangajang

Much better than Beds are Burning by Midnight Oil, wouldn't you say?


Anything is better* than anything by Midnight Oil.





*Taylor Swift being the exception. All of her annoying crap is shit.


Where's the unlike button?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:55 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Johno6 wrote:if only it reminded you of a funny one...............

Nice guy.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:39 pm
by Pseudo
Pseudo wrote:
JK wrote:Missus cooked a curry for dinner and nicked around the Chinese Shop to grab some steamed rice and fried rice.

She came back with the former, but apparently they were all out of fried rice.

LMAO are you faarking kidding me? Which Chinese takeaway joint runs out of fried rice??

There's a chicken shop round my way which has run out of hot chickens.

Twice.

Make that three times.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:54 pm
by HH3

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:47 pm
by am Bays
Darwin Mob

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/police-were-in-an-unmarked-car-when-the-incident-happened/story-fnk0b1zt-1227538487619

A DRUNK driver has been caught after overtaking an unmarked police car and flipping the bird at the officers.

“On passing ... the male stuck his middle finger up at officers,” he said.

“He was pulled over and subjected to a breath test, where he returned a high range reading.”

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2015 4:04 pm
by heater31
am Bays wrote:Darwin Mob

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/police-were-in-an-unmarked-car-when-the-incident-happened/story-fnk0b1zt-1227538487619

A DRUNK driver has been caught after overtaking an unmarked police car and flipping the bird at the officers.

“On passing ... the male stuck his middle finger up at officers,” he said.

“He was pulled over and subjected to a breath test, where he returned a high range reading.”

Only in Darwin......


Most bizarre experience at the Museum up there the biggest room and brightest dedicated to the numerous weird & wacky front pages of the above publication over the years....

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:35 am
by stan
heater31 wrote:
am Bays wrote:Darwin Mob

http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/police-were-in-an-unmarked-car-when-the-incident-happened/story-fnk0b1zt-1227538487619

A DRUNK driver has been caught after overtaking an unmarked police car and flipping the bird at the officers.

“On passing ... the male stuck his middle finger up at officers,” he said.

“He was pulled over and subjected to a breath test, where he returned a high range reading.”

Only in Darwin......


Most bizarre experience at the Museum up there the biggest room and brightest dedicated to the numerous weird & wacky front pages of the above publication over the years....

Its the humidity, it does strange things to people.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:47 am
by Lightning McQueen
Not sure if this made me laugh or made me go hmmmm?

A chick at work was talking about her recent subscription to "stan", so being a smartarse I said "What's their porn like?"

She replies with "We don't watch porn, we make it"

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:05 pm
by Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:Not sure if this made me laugh or made me go hmmmm?

A chick at work was talking about her recent subscription to "stan", so being a smartarse I said "What's their porn like?"

She replies with "We don't watch porn, we make it"


How uncanny? You've just done a WEA course in lighting and stage managing, haven't you?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:02 pm
by RustyCage
The simpsons got it right!