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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:35 pm
by Footy Chick
Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:11 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Footy Chick wrote:Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

:shock:
Joining the centreline line??

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:17 pm
by HH3
Charlie Curnow sentenced to a 2 year Carlton contract for refusing breath test

http://insidesauce.com/charlie-curnow-s ... -contract/

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:49 pm
by DOC
So if he blew over, how many years would he have got?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:39 pm
by Bully
The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:30 pm
by Q.
Bully wrote:The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

Might prove more useful than the halal and wind farm senate inquiries

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:01 am
by stan
Bully wrote:The Greens are calling for a Senate inquiry into the role children's toys and entertainment play in creating gender stereotypes and contributing towards domestic violence.

?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:57 am
by Magellan
The delicious irony of a man called Nathan Paterson (resplendent with a self-administered face tattoo) complaining that people are pre-judging him as a racist without getting to know him first.

"People judge you just for the way you look, without knowing anything about you, which I think, that's not fair," he said.

Mr Paterson actively participated in a Reclaim Australia rally on the weekend, a group which pre-judges immigrants and Muslims as potential terrorists and threats to the "Australian way of life" - without bothering to understand them first.

"They're all over in their countries blowing each other up, and they want to bring all that here. I say just leave them there."

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/face-of-reclaim-australia-rally-nathan-paterson-insists-im-not-racist-20151124-gl77iw

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:09 am
by Footy Chick
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Me finally losing my shit at work today.

I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry.

:shock:
Joining the centreline line??


Not at this point.

But i'm counting down the days to a months worth of LSL. I've never looked so forward to holidays in my life.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:09 am
by LaughingKookaburra
I'm laughing now, not at the time. Go out and have a few too many beers for the first time in years last night, thought it was a good idea to come home and play fight with the dog. Dog won, I'm off to get stitches in my top lip this morning... :?

******* idiot I am at times :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:23 pm
by Footy Chick
LaughingKookaburra wrote:I'm laughing now, not at the time. Go out and have a few too many beers for the first time in years last night, thought it was a good idea to come home and play fight with the dog. Dog won, I'm off to get stitches in my top lip this morning... :?

******* idiot I am at times :lol:



Likely story...Leah snotted you one, didn't she? :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 6:32 pm
by LaughingKookaburra
Leah is in a Bridal Party today and I got the night to revel last night. Got caught up in a drinking session with Bradles. 4 stitches later after 8 jabs and they didn't work fully either :shock: :evil:

Now to go to a wedding dinner looking like a mummy!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:14 pm
by valleys07
For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:44 pm
by The Dark Knight
valleys07 wrote:For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy [emoji38] [emoji38]


Never interrupt and young man while watching Thomas the Tank Engine, there will be hell to pay!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:52 pm
by heater31
The Dark Knight wrote:
valleys07 wrote:For anyone who is familiar with those annoying singing animal toys- Mrs. Valleys bought a singing dog over the weekend to bring some festive spirit into our household- thinking junior would enjoy both a singing animal, and the music...

Well she decided to play it to him (again) this morning, and junior wasn't a fan of this pathetic excuse of a toy interrupting Thomas the Tank Engine viewing, and his dummy went from in his mouth straight into the toy dogs.

At least he is understanding why we give him his dummy [emoji38] [emoji38]


Never interrupt and young man while watching Thomas the Tank Engine, there will be hell to pay!

Only the Ringo Starr narrated episodes ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:15 pm
by Lightning McQueen
The response I got from the girls at work who were all in discussion about how the supplier for their work clothes.

They were all complaining about how the sizing seemed way smaller than last year despite being the same clothing company so I thought I might chuck in "Well perhaps you've all gained weight".

It sounded like a chook shed after that.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:01 pm
by Alaska
How to win friends and influence people!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:47 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Alaska wrote:How to win friends and influence people!

Yeah, I bring them all closer together LOL.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:52 pm
by Alaska
With a common enemy

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:01 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Keeping them keen.