I need to know....

[Media Park]

What the bloody hell happened in Canberra this afternoon


jeez step away from all forms of technology to head out into the great outdoors, get back in the car a couple of hours later and all hell has broken loose

Unfortunately, in five or six days time, nothing will have changed.

[Lightning McQueen]

What do traffic survey people actually survey?

The ones that park near intersections with their notepads out.

[heater31]

What do traffic survey people actually survey?

The ones that park near intersections with their notepads out.

They count the number of vehicles through the intersection don't they

[Lightning McQueen]

What do traffic survey people actually survey?

The ones that park near intersections with their notepads out.

They count the number of vehicles through the intersection don't they

I have no idea, hence me asking. Must be one hell of a boring job.

[The Dark Knight]

Can I take a water bottle into the cricket today? What about a sombrero?

They might be silly questions but I haven't got a clue since they came in with news rules about what you can and can't take in. (Also not sure if the rules apply to state cricket not just international games.)

[smac]

Not a glass bottle. Plastic is fine.

Sombrero ok in the outer, not the members.

[The Dark Knight]

Not a glass bottle. Plastic is fine.

Sombrero ok in the outer, not the members.

Thanks mate.

[RustyCage]

Not a glass bottle. Plastic is fine.

Sombrero ok in the outer, not the members.

the drink bottle has to be unopened, ie sealed

[JK]

I'd like to know if anyone has actually ever tried to polish a turd

[dedja]

can't be done ...

[JK]

What if ya froze it first?

[smac]

You could powder coat it, which would look a little shiny?

[Sturtman]

I'd like to know if anyone has actually ever tried to polish a turd

http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbus ... -turd.html

[Media Park]

I'd like to know if anyone has actually ever tried to polish a turd

they did it on mythbusters

[Dutchy]

How do you grow seedless watermelons if they dont have seeds?

[Bully]

Not a glass bottle. Plastic is fine.

Sombrero ok in the outer, not the members.

dont want to upset the poshy members now.....do we

[Booney]

I'd like to know if anyone has actually ever tried to polish a turd

I believe the ALP is doing this very thing today.

[Psyber]

How do you grow seedless watermelons if they dont have seeds?

I assume you shell out buy cloned "seedlings" from Monsanto or someone like them.
We all know self-propagating and self-seeding plants are a danger to the world's economy.
It would be chaos if anybody could get hold of plants without cost!

[Strawb]

was Bob Francis ever sane?

[dedja]

only when the Beatles were at the Town Hall ...