Things that make you sad.

[Brodlach]

Things are on the up, I'm at the Royal, having dinner

Lambs fry & bacon even cheaper with your pension card.

If I was served that, that would make me sad

[Wedgie]

Viagra??




You are old remember

A couple of beers and I'm good to go.

Anyway, still at the Hope Inn, all is back to normal.

[shoe boy]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

[Lightning McQueen]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

Queensland air is different to ours.

[Booney]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

I reckon let her speak, the more she speaks the dumber she looks, the dumber she looks the less likely she is to be back again.

[Magellan]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

Queensland air is different to ours.

The chemical symbol for oxygen in Queensland is XXXX.

[MW]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

That people in Qld voted for her

[Magellan]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

That people in Qld voted for her

The thing that would really be sad is when other states in Australia other than Queensland start voting for Hanson.

[Pseudo]

That Pauline Hanson breathes the same oxygen that I do .

I reckon let her speak, the more she speaks the dumber she looks, the dumber she looks the less likely she is to be back again.

I would suggest that the inverse is true: the dumber she looks, the more likely she is going to attract votes from dumb people.

Personally I like Ms. Hanson. The politics news on the telly is so much more entertaining with her in the house!

[Grenville]

People like Pauline, Hinchy and Bernardi certainly do break up the monotony of the bland majority in Parliament. Whether they do much good could be up for discussion.

[Booney]

People like Pauline, Hinchy and Bernardi certainly do break up the monotony of the bland majority in Parliament. Whether they do much good could be up for discussion.

Could?

[Wedgie]

3 of the students on my table in a bar tending course are the same age as my youngest child.

[Lightning McQueen]

3 of the students on my table in a bar tending course are the same age as my youngest child.

HTF are you gonna be able to sit on the other side of the bar?

[Booney]

3 of the students on my table in a bar tending course are the same age as my youngest child.

HTF are you gonna be able to sit on the other side of the bar?

He's doing a "Responsible consumption of alcohol" training program.

[Wedgie]

3 of the students on my table in a bar tending course are the same age as my youngest child.

HTF are you gonna be able to sit on the other side of the bar?

He's doing a "Responsible consumption of alcohol" training program.

That was Monday, I did giggle at how not one bar tender that serves me or my friends has never adhered by it!

[Booney]

3 of the students on my table in a bar tending course are the same age as my youngest child.

HTF are you gonna be able to sit on the other side of the bar?

He's doing a "Responsible consumption of alcohol" training program.

That was Monday, I did giggle at how not one bar tender that serves me or my friends has never adhered by it!

"You are not to serve a person that is intoxicated"

"Everyone I serve is intoxicated, that's why they're here!"

[Wedgie]

I take it back, I get to drink all the 17yos cocktails as well as my own today as they're too young to drink any, no longer sad!

[Pseudo]

I take it back, I get to drink all the 17yos cocktails as well as my own today as they're too young to drink any, no longer sad!

Whilst an undergraduate I did the B&W course at Flinders Uni for a lark. Real ingredients were used for making the cocktails, none of this coloured-water malarkey, and "drinking was compulsory". Even better, when it came time to practice the noble art of beer pouring, the girlies in the course refused to touch the result of their pours, so us blokes did the gentlemanly thing and polished them off.

Lord, how I miss being an undergraduate...

[Wedgie]

It worked, just went to have a beer and dropped a full beer for the first time in a long time, maybe ever. I blame my margharita!
Now to have a few more and do some burn outs have a prang and leave the scene. I'll give the walking and bike ride a miss though.

[tipper]

It worked, just went to have a beer and dropped a full beer for the first time in a long time, maybe ever. I blame my margharita!
Now to have a few more and do some burn outs have a prang and leave the scene. I'll give the walking and bike ride a miss though.

who will you get to help you hide and provide a high price lawyer though now you are unemployed? (or unemployable.... )