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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:25 pm
by carey
Corona Man wrote:Good stuff mate, you know I’m only yanking your chain! I recall doing those type of trips with my kids when they were younger. Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!



Yep the years pass far to quick! My eldest is 21 next month :shock: just brought his first house late last year, I have a 17 year old daughter who knows everything there is to know about life! They’re both to my ex and now a 7 and 4 year old to my wife.

The lad rang me the other day and said we need to talk. I thought f**k no I ain’t being a grandpa at 39! So he rocks up and I’m thinking no not yet please, he unlocks his phone and wants to do a trade in our draft league.

:lol:
The youth of today hey.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:31 pm
by Corona Man
heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!


Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:32 pm
by Brodlach
Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!


Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

How’s the suit fitting?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:33 pm
by Corona Man
Brodlach wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!


Dry show? [emoji6]

For them yep, for me.... no ******* way!

How’s the suit fitting?

Snuggly!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:35 pm
by Corona Man
carey wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Good stuff mate, you know I’m only yanking your chain! I recall doing those type of trips with my kids when they were younger. Next weekend son gets married.... WTF did those years go!



Yep the years pass far to quick! My eldest is 21 next month :shock: just brought his first house late last year, I have a 17 year old daughter who knows everything there is to know about life! They’re both to my ex and now a 7 and 4 year old to my wife.

The lad rang me the other day and said we need to talk. I thought f**k no I ain’t being a grandpa at 39! So he rocks up and I’m thinking no not yet please, he unlocks his phone and wants to do a trade in our draft league.

:lol:
The youth of today hey.

Bahaha. I hear you mate. I’m in no hurry to be a grand dad, imagining sleeping with a grand ma!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:39 pm
by Corona Man
We are staying at a pub in Hahndorf and I’ve managed to clear the sports bar fridge out of Carlton Draughts in a couple of hours.... There is a shit load of WED’s in there.... I leave them for you @Carey

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 6:08 pm
by Grenville
Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:12 am
by Booney
Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.


"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:18 am
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:
Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.


"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE STILL DEFENDING HER!! Saying she was set up, she still said those things, it's on film... Morons

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:29 pm
by Grenville
woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Grenville wrote:Pauline Hanson's rant today, gold. Well worth a listen if you want to hear a comedy show.


"I've read the book."

"What book?"

"The book on Port Arthur. It's blue, not very thick, I've read it"

If she wasn't trying to make her mark on our country it would be a rollicking good laugh.

I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE STILL DEFENDING HER!! Saying she was set up, she still said those things, it's on film... Morons


"I Does", getting the NZ PM's surname wrong, calling the NRA the NRMA, thanking f***wits like Bolt, Jones and Sandilands. Just a few classics from a true comedy show. Makes me laugh every time I hear a bit.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 2:38 pm
by mickey
The eldest daughter is about to play her 1st ever game of football... she can kick pretty well, unless she has to do it while running!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 3:15 pm
by carey
North Melbourne Football Club

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 8:23 pm
by mickey
mickey wrote:The eldest daughter is about to play her 1st ever game of football... she can kick pretty well, unless she has to do it while running!

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Interesting 1st game, didn't get a kick, laid 2 cracking tackles, threw the ball like a netball the 1st time she was tackled and had a blast.


Still not a fan of the colours thoughImage

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:08 am
by woodublieve12
my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.



Women in general fella!

If blokes had tits on their back, women would be obsolete.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 9:36 am
by nuggety goodness
Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:my ex's double standards... Bloody comical.



Women in general fella!

If blokes had tits on their back, women would be obsolete.
No... No they wouldn't...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:32 am
by RustyCage
“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name [emoji1787]

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:02 am
by Booney
RustyCage wrote:“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name


Best get that bloke on the payroll I reckon.

Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:05 am
by RustyCage
Booney wrote:
RustyCage wrote:“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name


Best get that bloke on the payroll I reckon.


They’d be crazy not to. Hell, if KG can get a pay check from them, anyone can

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:08 am
by Booney
RustyCage wrote:
Booney wrote:
RustyCage wrote:“Dave from Alberton” not just getting an off the cuff mention during the live reading of a Port ad by David and Will, but they then went on and used his full name


Best get that bloke on the payroll I reckon.


They’d be crazy not to. Hell, if KG can get a pay check from them, anyone can


:lol: