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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:07 pm
by The Bedge
Dutchy wrote:Photo of my lad from Sunday, #coponeinthenuts :lol:

Keep your eyes on the ball(s) young fella! :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:13 am
by whufc
Its in the things that make laugh or maybe cry.

As i previously posted about we made an offer for a house for $400k. It doesn't appear as if that will get the deal done but that is fine because in the meantime we have have found the land and property of our dreams and it's only $300k up all.

Now for the kicker..........the land and house are across the road from one another and owned by two different people, currently priced at $150k each. The land is 1.5 hectares with full equestrian facilities (partner is a horse girl) and the house is a fully renovated 3 bedroom cottage on 2000sqm.

Because we are looking for a 80% loan and require LMI (due to the area being regional the bank wants a 70% loan) it looks like we wont get LMI to sign off on two separate smaller loans.

In essence we can get a house that we think is 'Ok' for $400k but wont get the money to get the house/land of our dreams for a total of $300k.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. The misses is gutted.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:22 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Surely theres a loophole??? Dutchy to the rescue???

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:53 am
by Dutchy
Always a grey area for these type of properties, dealt with a lot of them in the Hills when I was up there, but could get them done at 80% as we argued they were close to the city.

I presume they are OK to do the house at 80%? The land would have to be 70% though as Im guessing it is zoned rural.

Shoot me a PM if you want to discuss.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 11:26 am
by whufc
Dutchy wrote:Always a grey area for these type of properties, dealt with a lot of them in the Hills when I was up there, but could get them done at 80% as we argued they were close to the city.

I presume they are OK to do the house at 80%? The land would have to be 70% though as Im guessing it is zoned rural.

Shoot me a PM if you want to discuss.


Yeah whilst we haven’t been rejected yet essentially the bank said they were happy to go ahead with this but are very concerned that they won’t get the LMI through.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:22 pm
by Corona Man
Today’s action in the crows thread :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:45 am
by Booney
Ouch. :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:59 pm
by Dutchy
:lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:14 am
by Failed Creation
Getting to 20,000 posts, and not one of substance... :lol: :oops:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:33 am
by Magellan
Failed Creation wrote:Getting to 20,000 posts, and not one of substance... :lol: :oops:

Nonsense!

At any rate, great avatars FC...Flea Market Montgomery, it's just like a mini-mall!!

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:35 am
by Failed Creation
Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Getting to 20,000 posts, and not one of substance... :lol: :oops:

Nonsense!

At any rate, great avatars FC...Flea Market Montgomery, it's just like a mini-mall!!


"Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes..."

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:43 am
by Spargo
Failed Creation wrote:Getting to 20,000 posts, and not one of substance... :lol: :oops:

You’ve joined an esteemed group ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:40 am
by Corona Man
The crows supporter on their FB page calling for Tex to be dropped back to the SANFL team this week to find some form..... and they wonder why we laugh at them... :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:15 am
by MW
Corona Man wrote:The crows supporter on their FB page calling for Tex to be dropped back to the SANFL team this week to find some form..... and they wonder why we laugh at them... :lol:


One nufty on FB vs your mob against Melbourne...think I know which was funnier :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:46 am
by Corona Man
MW wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The crows supporter on their FB page calling for Tex to be dropped back to the SANFL team this week to find some form..... and they wonder why we laugh at them... :lol:


One nufty on FB vs your mob against Melbourne...think I know which was funnier :lol: :lol:

Yep all teams have them.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 10:29 am
by Brodlach
In that persons defence they did have a trial against Port on the weekend

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:19 pm
by The Bedge
Cant stop giggling thinking about the weekend at the footy.

Have a player in my side who came across from Ingle Farm - copped plenty of abuse Saturday from the crowd, but none better than being labelled a "Private School P**fter".

Whilst that comment is archaic and wrong on so many levels, it's funny because not only did the lad not attend Pulteney (or any other private school), but he actually didn't attend any school - he was home schooled! :lol:

Then to cap off the day, I had to explain to a Pulteney Old Scholar what a sack truck is! :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:21 pm
by Booney
The Bedge wrote:Cant stop giggling thinking about the weekend at the footy.

Have a player in my side who came across from Ingle Farm - copped plenty of abuse Saturday from the crowd, but none better than being labelled a "Private School P**fter".

Whilst that comment is archaic and wrong on so many levels, it's funny because not only did the lad not attend Pulteney (or any other private school), but he actually didn't attend any school - he was home schooled! :lol:

Then to cap off the day, I had to explain to a Pulteney Old Scholar what a sack truck is! :lol:


People really still running with that?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:24 pm
by JK
The Bedge wrote:Whilst that comment is archaic and wrong on so many levels, it's funny because not only did the lad not attend Pulteney (or any other private school), but he actually didn't attend any school - he was home schooled! :lol:


Can't get much more private than that ;)

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:26 pm
by The Bedge
Booney wrote:People really still running with that?

Only those stuck in the 90's or don't have the intelligence to think of something more creative.

JK wrote:Can't get much more private than that ;)

Touché! :lol: :lol: