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Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 2:21 pm
by whufc
Booney wrote:
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:Our new owners, I've been reporting for reporting sake the last month, absolute farce.

I've just been asked :

"Your May report includes no indication of June sales estimates, can you confirm as to why?"

"Yes, I spent most of May doing reports and haven't looked at June figures yet"

3....2....1.......


Get ya feels...….a fair portion is my job is reporting reports that go to Council and I know as fact in most cases they don't actually even get read but its all part of the contract so has to be done.


I'm going to put some Austen Tayshus in a report soon, see if anyone reads it.


The worst part about our reports is that they do become public viewable so we have to balance what we place in these especially information that may be used by our competitors. That ends up meaning their full of fluff and no substance.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2021 2:23 pm
by tipper
Booney wrote:Our new owners, I've been reporting for reporting sake the last month, absolute farce.

I've just been asked :

"Your May report includes no indication of June sales estimates, can you confirm as to why?"

"Yes, I spent most of May doing reports and haven't looked at June figures yet"

3....2....1.......
I hear you. This morning we had a meeting about the meeting we have this afternoon...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:44 am
by Dutchy
Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:51 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:


Bumble last night.... "It's quite warm, over 20°" :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:28 pm
by Armchair expert
Dutchy wrote:Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:


:lol: Saw some poms on Instagram having a bonfire during a "heatwave"

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:11 pm
by cracka
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:51 am
by Lightning McQueen
I didn't realize on how much I use a microwave until I spent a couple of days without one.

Will be on the first thing on the agenda after work today.

Discovering that you don't have things that you just take for granted is fun while setting up a new house.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:42 pm
by Armchair expert
Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:54 pm
by amber_fluid
Armchair expert wrote:Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker


You’d love for a miracle to happen and he knocks the **** out of Mayweather!

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:15 pm
by Booney
Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:37 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:30 pm
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:36 pm
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....


My work here is done.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:18 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:21 am
by Corona Man
Coaching review at Carlton takes the headlines....... Nathan Buckley, hold my beer.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:31 am
by Pseudo
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:34 am
by Brodlach
Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!

Push pineapples shake the tree...

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:10 pm
by Corona Man
State of Origin bum sniffers generating about the same amount of interest as Flog boy Goodes rejecting his Hall of fame nomination.

Who gives a ****..

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:17 pm
by Brodlach
I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.

Re: Things that make you laugh

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:26 pm
by Corona Man
Brodlach wrote:I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.

As a footballer he deserves the award. If he chooses to accept fine. If he chooses to decline, fine. I really don’t care. Same for Rugby League, don’t care, would rather watch paint dry.