Dear Dr REB....

[A Mum]

Dear Dr REB,

Even though I failed misserably in this years Hogg Shield
Will I get an invite back for next year?

I did try (in the end) and promise to take up coaching clinics on the off season to improve.
A Mum

[westcoastpanther]

Dear Dr REB

I support Geelong, lately whenever I am on my way out or especially when leaving football matches against top 4 sides I am getting bruises on my bum. What do you know about fast swinging doors....

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB

I support Geelong, lately whenever I am on my way out or especially when leaving football matches against top 4 sides I am getting bruises on my bum. What do you know about fast swinging doors....

Dear Mr Cat,

I can tell you that fast swinging doors are prone to hitting you on the arse on your way out. As do premature predictions. I should know.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

Even though I failed misserably in this years Hogg Shield
Will I get an invite back for next year?

I did try (in the end) and promise to take up coaching clinics on the off season to improve.
A Mum

Dear Mrs Spud,

The Hogg Shield is a bit like the Olympics. Inspiring, Rivetting and all about the participation regardless of whether or not you win anything. This is good because I have also won bugger all. So while yes, your team was a useless as Tits on a Bull this year but rest assured that I have no intention of milking it.

Just like South Adelaide, for Mumma's Boys the only way is up. At least Mumma's Boys have the superior coach. All the best next season, you'll get a gig.

regards,

REB

[Johno6]

Dear Dr REB,

My GF thinks its gay when i point to things on a piece of paper etc with my little finger.

Does this infact make me gay?

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

My GF thinks its gay when i point to things on a piece of paper etc with my little finger.

Does this infact make me gay?

Dear Shirtlifter.

This feminine act makes you gay enough to host the entertainment section on Sunrise. Come on man show some pride and not the Gay variety (not that there's anything wrong with that). I prescribe some Concrete Pills. HTFU and take two every day until you don't even talk to your GF let alone point things out to her. Now THAT'S heterosexuality. And FFS don't call me in the morning if you haven't taken your medication as I don't swing that way.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

Seeing as I am out of the bar at the Golf club I thought it was time to lend my vast medical expertise to the problem pointed out in this thread.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=29585

Gents, don't wait for the better half to announce a Migraine as they are all in their head. Just go straight up to your beloved with some Asprin.

YOU: Here you go baby, I have some Asprin
SHE: But I don't have a headache
YOU: Great, let's **** then

Hey all part of the service. That will be 32 dollars please.

regards,

Dr REB

[Dogwatcher]

Dear Dr REB,

I am working from home today and just walked into the bedroom where Mrs DW was polishing the bedknobs.
I followed your advice and took the aspirin in and used the script you provided.
She smacked me in the head and knocked me out with the can of polish.
Two things, would you say those aspirin I just had thrown at me would be useful about now?
And two, who is your lawyer? I'm going to sue for malpractice.

DW

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

I am working from home today and just walked into the bedroom where Mrs DW was polishing the bedknobs.
I followed your advice and took the aspirin in and used the script you provided.
She smacked me in the head and knocked me out with the can of polish.
Two things, would you say those aspirin I just had thrown at me would be useful about now?
And two, who is your lawyer? I'm going to sue for malpractice.

DW

Dear Achy Breaky Head,

mal is a good friend of mine and because he is my lawyer gets plenty of practice. He just told me that your case is much like your head, full of holes. Your wife belted you not because of any alleged poor medical advice but because you suggested the wrong sexual act. When your beloved is polishing bed knobs the last thing you should be asking for is a **** my good man. Perhaps you should send your wife to my surgery for a prolonged internal exammination. At least I will be able to find the Asprin.

regards,

Dr REB

[Media Park]

Best thread ever.

[Johno6]

Dear Dr REB,

My GF thinks its gay when i point to things on a piece of paper etc with my little finger.

Does this infact make me gay?

Dear Shirtlifter.

This feminine act makes you gay enough to host the entertainment section on Sunrise. Come on man show some pride and not the Gay variety (not that there's anything wrong with that). I prescribe some Concrete Pills. HTFU and take two every day until you don't even talk to your GF let alone point things out to her. Now THAT'S heterosexuality. And FFS don't call me in the morning if you haven't taken your medication as I don't swing that way.

regards,

Dr REB

haha thanks evr so much for your helpfulness.....

[OnSong]

Dear Dr REB,

How can you tell when it is the REAL Julia Gillard? I'm not sure how to respond to holograms and stunt doubles.

From Tony.

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

How can you tell when it is the REAL Julia Gillard? I'm not sure how to respond to holograms and stunt doubles.

From Tony.

Dear Budgie.

The only way is to lift her skirt to see if the collars and cuffs match. This is one sure way to ensure you win over the female vote.

regards,

Dr REB

[Leaping Lindner]

Dear Dr REB

I know someone whom I agree on so many things with, but he has weird taste in music and footy teams (for that matter).
Can we still be friends?

Regards

Leaping "Strummer" Lindner

[Dogwatcher]

Why can't we be friends, why cant we be friends...

[redden whites]

Dear Shirtlifter.

This feminine act makes you gay enough to host the entertainment section on Sunrise. Come on man show some pride and not the Gay variety (not that there's anything wrong with that). I prescribe some Concrete Pills. HTFU and take two every day until you don't even talk to your GF let alone point things out to her. Now THAT'S heterosexuality. And FFS don't call me in the morning if you haven't taken your medication as I don't swing that way.

regards,

Dr REB

pure genius REB

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB

I know someone whom I agree on so many things with, but he has weird taste in music and footy teams (for that matter).
Can we still be friends?

Regards

Leaping "Strummer" Lindner

DEAR BEETHOVEN,

SEEING AS YOU ARE DEAF I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SHOUT! GET ON THE LEGS AND THE CATS MATE. THE CATS ARE THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL AND YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ON THE WINNING SIDE BACK IN 78 OR AT THE VERY LEAST KICKED A MINIMUM OF AT LEAST TWO GOALS IN A GRANNY. AS FOR MUSIC TRY LISTENING TO ARTISTS WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SINGER AND ACCEPT THAT PUNK'S TWO WEEK REIGN ENDED A FORTNIGHT AFTER THE RELEASE OF NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS. WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MALCOLM? THERE'S A REASON WHY NO ONE HAS HEARD OF NINETY PERCENT OF YOUR TUNESKIS. THEY'RE CRAP.

Thanks for listening.

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

Why can't we be friends, why cant we be friends...

Cos you barrack for Centrals.

regards,

Dr REB

[OnSong]

Dear Dr REB,

Since playing Collingwood, we seem to be unable to kick the simplest of goals. We fear me may have caught something from Travis Cloke.

From

The Adelaide Football Team

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

Since playing Collingwood, we seem to be unable to kick the simplest of goals. We fear me may have caught something from Travis Cloke.

From

The Adelaide Football Team

Dear Blackbird.

You are under the mistaken belief that there is something wrong. Keep up the good work I say and kick as many behinds as possible. I wish there were more clubs like you.

regards,

Dr REB