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Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 9:11 am
by Wedgie
Human ****ers!

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:10 pm
by Pseudo
PatowalongaPirate wrote:This sh*t is getting out of hand,

Staff at Australian National University in Canberra have been asked by academics to stop using the word 'mother' and instead say 'gestational parent', alongside a list of other bizarre changes.

In a bid to introduce gender-inclusive teachings, ANU's Gender Institute Handbook also asked for fathers to be referred to as the 'non-birthing parent' and 'breastfeeding' to be replaced with 'chestfeeding'.

'Mother's milk' was also said to be replaced with 'human or parent milk'.

So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:15 pm
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:
PatowalongaPirate wrote:This sh*t is getting out of hand,

Staff at Australian National University in Canberra have been asked by academics to stop using the word 'mother' and instead say 'gestational parent', alongside a list of other bizarre changes.

In a bid to introduce gender-inclusive teachings, ANU's Gender Institute Handbook also asked for fathers to be referred to as the 'non-birthing parent' and 'breastfeeding' to be replaced with 'chestfeeding'.

'Mother's milk' was also said to be replaced with 'human or parent milk'.

So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?


Foetus fertilizer.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:17 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Pseudo wrote:So "man milk" should also be labelled as such?


Foetus fertilizer.

Straight into the custard catcher.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:19 pm
by cracka
Now there is no longer Mr Potato head

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:23 pm
by MW
Did I hear right they are also re-naming Mothers and Fathers day to some other weird names?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:37 pm
by cracka
MW wrote:Did I hear right they are also re-naming Mothers and Fathers day to some other weird names?

Birthing parent & non birthing parent :shock:

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:47 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Mr Potato Head having the Mr title removed.
The world is a great place run by loud ******* mouthed minorities

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:25 am
by gadj1976
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Mr Potato Head having the Mr title removed.
The world is a great place run by loud ******* mouthed minorities


And worse still, people kowtowing to it.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:50 am
by Spargo
Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:12 pm
by The Dark Knight
Spargo wrote:Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.
Is that the one where the automated voice asks for your Tax File Number and says you owe money to the Taxation Office?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:17 pm
by Spargo
The Dark Knight wrote:
Spargo wrote:Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.
Is that the one where the automated voice asks for your Tax File Number and says you owe money to the Taxation Office?

Yep, charges have been laid blah blah blah

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:19 pm
by DOC
If anyone needs that to stop just PM me your bank account details and password and it will be gone in a flash.

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:21 am
by Booney
Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:35 am
by Jimmy_041
Spargo wrote:Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.


Just got my call - I usually get a refund cheque, but I'm feeling charitable so I gave them @Booney's bank account details

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:46 am
by The Bedge
Spargo wrote:Being bombarded with the attempted automated tax scam on my phone.
At least half a dozen calls (all from different no’s) in the last few days.

I've got these twice in the last week, and lady at work had a few too.

I got the automated message then said press 1 to hear details of your case, got transferred to an Indian dude and we had a brief exchange which ended in him hanging up on me. :roll:

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:49 am
by Mr Beefy
Booney wrote:Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:53 am
by The Bedge
Mr Beefy wrote:
Booney wrote:Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

Booney would rather eat green eggs and ham ;)

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:03 pm
by Footy Chick
The Bedge wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:
Booney wrote:Dr Seuss = Bad.

Wet Ass Pussy = Good.

How did we get here?

Is there a problem?

Booney would rather eat green eggs and ham ;)



I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I am.

I will not eat them with a Boon, I will not eat them, drinking Goon
I will not eat them on a hedge, I will not eat them anywhere near Bedge
I will not eat them with Mr Beefy, i will not eat them smoking a reefy

I will not eat Green eggs and Ham, i do not like them, Sam I am

Re: What The F***

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:50 am
by JK
Sister and 18 year old nephew recently moved to Qld to live. Had a FT with her yesterday and one piece of our conversation left me unusually speechless .. Apparently my nephew tried his first Pineapple Sandwich the other day and enjoyed it :shock: . Like WTF, surely these aren't a thing?? Anyone ever tried one?