Things that give you the sh1ts

[Blackwhite]

When people say it is okay for others to support the power but not the magpies but it is not ok for people to support the magpies and not the power. That really gives me the sh1ts.

[Columbo]

The crap on free to air TV, we have all the extra digital channels and the quality is worse than when we just had the 5 on analogue and Why are there 50 year old movies on a high def channel?

[Psyber]

The crap on free to air TV, we have all the extra digital channels and the quality is worse than when we just had the 5 on analogue and Why are there 50 year old movies on a high def channel?

I agree that the choice has become worse with the greater number of channels just being filled up with whatever old stuff is on hand - or repeats at different times.
And to make it worse, all the new programming seems to be about alleged talent in alleged singing or dancing, or variations on alleged "reality" shows...

Actually, some of the 50 year old movies are the best things on - I recorded Dr Strangelove when it was run a while ago.
I'm waiting for the re-run of "The Man from Planet X" which scared me when I was a kid.
Don't miss Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" if it is ever on!

[Spargo]

Daylight savings.

[Footy Chick]

Did your cows sleep in this morning? or are your curtains fading...dammit!

[Bully]

no he is upset because he has to watch Southampton later on the weekends

[HH3]

This made me laugh. I put it up on the notice board in the office last year.

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[Footy Chick]

What a croc, you still get an extra hour of sun a day regardless of daylight savings

I hardly think it matters whether that extra hour is in the morning or afternoon...

[Johno6]

Thanks Captain Obvious.... lol

what a moron tho

[tigerhutch]

hilarious but the extra hour means more sun for the solar panels

[Johno6]

Im just pissed off I don't get paid for the extra hours work im doing for the next 6 months

[Bully]

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/syd ... ck/xfo6wx1

have a look at that video ...

arsonist caught trying to blow up a supermarket with petrol, it ignites and the building collapses on top of him, nearly burning him to death

[Spargo]

That big white horse slowing traffic down from 80 to 60 on tapleys hill rd by the airport.

[The Dark Knight]

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/sydney-building-explodes-in-arson-attack/xfo6wx1

have a look at that video ...

arsonist caught trying to blow up a supermarket with petrol, it ignites and the building collapses on top of him, nearly burning him to death

F##king hell, what a d!ckhead!!!!!

[Footy Chick]

I've somehow managed to delete all the channels off of my telly and now Im sitting here staring at a blank screen.

None of the buttons are working to re-scan for all the channels.

Now I'm gong to have to do bloody housework. Gah,

No beer and no TV make Lisa go something, something something...

[Ian]

"Once a year" Norwood supporters gloating......................

................leave that for the real supporters FFS!

[Failed Creation]

I've somehow managed to delete all the channels off of my telly and now Im sitting here staring at a blank screen.

None of the buttons are working to re-scan for all the channels.

Now I'm gong to have to do bloody housework. Gah,

No beer and no TV make Lisa go something, something something...

The Simpsons - providing folks with relevant quotes since 1989.

[Bully]

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/sydney-building-explodes-in-arson-attack/xfo6wx1

have a look at that video ...

arsonist caught trying to blow up a supermarket with petrol, it ignites and the building collapses on top of him, nearly burning him to death

F##king hell, what a d!ckhead!!!!!

yep, how's the bloke that was sleeping in the apartment that crawls out from the rubble
apparently the owner of the store was the arsonist , must be an insurance thing maybe

[The Dark Knight]

http://video.au.msn.com/watch/video/sydney-building-explodes-in-arson-attack/xfo6wx1

have a look at that video ...

arsonist caught trying to blow up a supermarket with petrol, it ignites and the building collapses on top of him, nearly burning him to death

F##king hell, what a d!ckhead!!!!!

yep, how's the bloke that was sleeping in the apartment that crawls out from the rubble
apparently the owner of the store was the arsonist , must be an insurance thing maybe

Yeah that's amazing, can't believe he survived that and managed to crawl out of the rubble.

Wow really? The owner?

[dedja]

Yep, not the sharpest tack in the box. Apparently bought the fuel at the service station across the road.