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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:25 am
by Corona Man
MW wrote:spoiler alert

sorry, I thought you knew.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:30 am
by Brodlach
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Home sick today. My first sickie in about 3 years I reckon. Even with Foxtel daytime TV sucks.

I survive with my media centre on which you can basically watch anything ever made. Rarely turn on Foxtel during the day.

Speaking of, have to turn the media centre off and get out of bed soon, got a 3 hour working day starting soon! Luckiky having yesterday off and tomorrow off makes it easier to get through.

Where do you work?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:41 am
by Wedgie
Brodlach wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Home sick today. My first sickie in about 3 years I reckon. Even with Foxtel daytime TV sucks.

I survive with my media centre on which you can basically watch anything ever made. Rarely turn on Foxtel during the day.

Speaking of, have to turn the media centre off and get out of bed soon, got a 3 hour working day starting soon! Luckiky having yesterday off and tomorrow off makes it easier to get through.

Where do you work?

Good question as I get around!
In Dining today, hopefully its like Monday as that was fun. Gets busy but goes quick. Doing some voluntary work in town afterwards too.
Front bar dragged big time on Tuesday.
Back to gaming on Saturday.
Speaking of.... shower time!
Have a good day/night all! :)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:12 pm
by Johno6
wedgie posts like a 16 year old girl who just got her first job at sports girl....

I love the enthusiasm!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:14 pm
by Brodlach
Johno6 wrote:wedgie posts like a 16 year old girl who just got her first job at sports girl....

I love the enthusiasm!

So he works with you?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:18 pm
by Johno6
hes my boss

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:46 am
by Lightning McQueen
The self service checkouts at shopping centres.

I always use them because they are handy, but I have a tendency of leaving the money in the dispenser when I try to take money out at the same time.

On this occasion I took money out to give to a work colleague today so I didn't realize until I got to work.

No doubt the disrespected moron will let me know of my stupidity when I tell her.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:33 am
by johntheclaret
Two teams left in the office sweep, Iceland and Germany.
My turn and I pull Iceland out.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:37 am
by woodublieve12
:shock: Feelings, getting them when you least expect it

Ain’t got time for that

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:07 pm
by johntheclaret
Lightning McQueen wrote:The self service checkouts at shopping centres.

I always use them because they are handy, but I have a tendency of leaving the money in the dispenser when I try to take money out at the same time.

On this occasion I took money out to give to a work colleague today so I didn't realize until I got to work.

No doubt the disrespected moron will let me know of my stupidity when I tell her.

Mrs Claret told me they had self service checkouts at the supermarkets now. I don’t know how they work though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:11 pm
by johntheclaret
2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:18 pm
by Wedgie
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

Not good mate, must be awful.
My son's sleeping patterns are all over the shop but at least he obly has tp worry about work once a week.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:23 pm
by tipper
johntheclaret wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The self service checkouts at shopping centres.

I always use them because they are handy, but I have a tendency of leaving the money in the dispenser when I try to take money out at the same time.

On this occasion I took money out to give to a work colleague today so I didn't realize until I got to work.

No doubt the disrespected moron will let me know of my stupidity when I tell her.

Mrs Claret told me they had self service checkouts at the supermarkets now. I don’t know how they work though.


seeing as you are a married man i would have thought you would know all about self service....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:25 pm
by johntheclaret
Wedgie wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

Not good mate, must be awful.
My son's sleeping patterns are all over the shop but at least he obly has tp worry about work once a week.



It is awful. There’s only Australian forums awake at this time of day ;) :lol:

As long as I get a couple of hours, it’s usually enough. And when I do eventually nod off Mrs Claret says she has to keep nudging me as I stop breathing.
Just have to make sure I don’t piss her off :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:26 pm
by johntheclaret
tipper wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:The self service checkouts at shopping centres.

I always use them because they are handy, but I have a tendency of leaving the money in the dispenser when I try to take money out at the same time.

On this occasion I took money out to give to a work colleague today so I didn't realize until I got to work.

No doubt the disrespected moron will let me know of my stupidity when I tell her.

Mrs Claret told me they had self service checkouts at the supermarkets now. I don’t know how they work though.


seeing as you are a married man i would have thought you would know all about self service....


It’s a handy thing to know ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:41 pm
by Pseudo
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

I was awake after three AM last night.

Reason: exams.

Not taking them; marking them. More to the point, boggling at the utter stupidity of people you have lectured to for half a year, only to find that they have learned SFA by the end of it. How can anyone sit in an exam for three hours and submit an untouched answers file at the end of it?

Perhaps their teacher was crap...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:51 pm
by amber_fluid
Pseudo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

I was awake after three AM last night.

Reason: exams.

Not taking them; marking them. More to the point, boggling at the utter stupidity of people you have lectured to for half a year, only to find that they have learned SFA by the end of it. How can anyone sit in an exam for three hours and submit an untouched answers file at the end of it?

Perhaps their teacher was crap...


Dealing with more and more Gen Y'ers or Z'ers through work these days, what you say does not surprise me one bit.
22 year olds with double degrees who would struggle to tie their own shoe laces still.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:15 pm
by helicopterking
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

I was awake after three AM last night.

Reason: exams.

Not taking them; marking them. More to the point, boggling at the utter stupidity of people you have lectured to for half a year, only to find that they have learned SFA by the end of it. How can anyone sit in an exam for three hours and submit an untouched answers file at the end of it?

Perhaps their teacher was crap...


Dealing with more and more Gen Y'ers or Z'ers through work these days, what you say does not surprise me one bit.
22 year olds with double degrees who would struggle to tie their own shoe laces still.


Double degrees and unemployed. Can't handle they don't walk into a 90k+ job and don't want to do the yards.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:29 am
by johntheclaret
Pseudo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

I was awake after three AM last night.

Reason: exams.

Not taking them; marking them. More to the point, boggling at the utter stupidity of people you have lectured to for half a year, only to find that they have learned SFA by the end of it. How can anyone sit in an exam for three hours and submit an untouched answers file at the end of it?

Perhaps their teacher was crap...

You look tired ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:52 am
by johntheclaret
helicopterking wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:2:37 am and still wide awake posting in the “things that give you the shits” thread

I think my insomnia is getting worse. :(

I was awake after three AM last night.

Reason: exams.

Not taking them; marking them. More to the point, boggling at the utter stupidity of people you have lectured to for half a year, only to find that they have learned SFA by the end of it. How can anyone sit in an exam for three hours and submit an untouched answers file at the end of it?

Perhaps their teacher was crap...


Dealing with more and more Gen Y'ers or Z'ers through work these days, what you say does not surprise me one bit.
22 year olds with double degrees who would struggle to tie their own shoe laces still.


Double degrees and unemployed. Can't handle they don't walk into a 90k+ job and don't want to do the yards.


That’s western edumacation for a western society, sadly.
Me, left school before 16, 4 years as an apprentice mechanical engineer which translates into 4 years shit wages. Then went into industry before doing a 4 year post grad in Industrial Management whilst holding down a full time job as I had to pay for my own degree course.

They were tough times.

Well all we had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with me tongue. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when i got home, me Dad would slice me in two with a bread knife.

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.