Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:36 pm

anyone involved in approving the release of a crim that subsequently re offends should be made to look the new victims in the eye and hear what effect the recidivist has had on their lives.

maybe then they will start to take more of a view that sometimes it is better to protect society from the scum, rather than worry about the scum having a hard time in goal
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:12 pm

Not going to get many taking up that job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:38 pm

Good. They can stay in prison then
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:45 pm

The Redbacks. AGAIN
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:55 am

The neighbour across the road who thinks that Saturdays and public holidays are far superior to weekdays for doing landscaping in his front yard, and has a crew of workers manipulating loud power machinery outside my bedroom window in the hour of 7 AM on said weekend/public holiday.

You sir are a Complete Effing Bastard, and there is a special niche for you in the lowest level of hell, where you shall spend eternity having your goolies attacked with power tools in the wee hours.

Tune in next time when I grizzle about the next door neighbour who thinks that it is perfectly acceptable to fire up a petrol-driven leaf blower just before sunset on a weeknight evening...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Mar 15, 2014 10:42 am

Pseudo wrote:The neighbour across the road who thinks that Saturdays and public holidays are far superior to weekdays for doing landscaping in his front yard, and has a crew of workers manipulating loud power machinery outside my bedroom window in the hour of 7 AM on said weekend/public holiday.

You sir are a Complete Effing Bastard, and there is a special niche for you in the lowest level of hell, where you shall spend eternity having your goolies attacked with power tools in the wee hours.

Tune in next time when I grizzle about the next door neighbour who thinks that it is perfectly acceptable to fire up a petrol-driven leaf blower just before sunset on a weeknight evening...


i can see the said neighbour perhaps having rats or other nice animals being dumped on his property in the dead of night :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:28 pm

Dropping my chicken on the floor and with Mrs Wristys fear of the vacuum the 5 second rule was not relevant :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:31 am

Pseudo wrote:The neighbour across the road who thinks that Saturdays and public holidays are far superior to weekdays for doing landscaping in his front yard, and has a crew of workers manipulating loud power machinery outside my bedroom window in the hour of 7 AM on said weekend/public holiday.

You sir are a Complete Effing Bastard, and there is a special niche for you in the lowest level of hell, where you shall spend eternity having your goolies attacked with power tools in the wee hours.

Tune in next time when I grizzle about the next door neighbour who thinks that it is perfectly acceptable to fire up a petrol-driven leaf blower just before sunset on a weeknight evening...


After reading this the said neighbour is aiming for 6am or earlier ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:23 pm

Channel 10's F1 coverage. Full of self promotional crap with D grade celebrities leading the charge.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:51 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:Channel 10's F1 coverage. Full of self promotional crap with D grade celebrities leading the charge.


yes x100

Friday and Saturday wasn't as bad as today, but today has been terrible, any time they cross to the lounge it's a good time to do something else. After last year I've been recording the coverage and starting watching it after lunch so I can fast forward the rubbish. Good to see Ten/One coping it on twitter again for it. Hopefully they don't butcher the V8 coverage next year.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:15 pm

Ricciardo getting disqualified :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ted E Bear » Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:24 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:16 am

PELL and his flock under the microscope again!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:59 pm

Flies when you are trying to sleep :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:11 pm

wristwatcher wrote:Dropping my chicken on the floor and with Mrs Wristys fear of the vacuum the 5 second rule was not relevant :(

Watch "The Project" tomorrow night, apparently UK scientists have found that the 5 second rule is all good.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:14 pm

cracka wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Dropping my chicken on the floor and with Mrs Wristys fear of the vacuum the 5 second rule was not relevant :(

Watch "The Project" tomorrow night, apparently UK scientists have found that the 5 second rule is all good.



Not when it's covered in dog hair :YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:36 pm

No decent Monday night footy shows now pig has taken Roos spot.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:37 pm

wristwatcher wrote:
cracka wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:Dropping my chicken on the floor and with Mrs Wristys fear of the vacuum the 5 second rule was not relevant :(

Watch "The Project" tomorrow night, apparently UK scientists have found that the 5 second rule is all good.



Not when it's covered in dog hair :YMSICK: :YMSICK: :YMSICK:

Oh yeah, they did mention something about the floor has to be relatively clean.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:38 pm

I just caught the end of Talking Footy - I reckon Duck has gone a bit of "yeah yeah"
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:12 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I just caught the end of Talking Footy - I reckon Duck has gone a bit of "yeah yeah"


He was bald at 22 wasn't he?
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