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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:34 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:36 am

The NRL coverage last night on Ch 9. As soon as the game finished, the Wide World of Sports logo comes on and an ad.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:00 am

gadj1976 wrote:The NRL coverage last night on Ch 9. As soon as the game finished, the Wide World of Sports logo comes on and an ad.

Yep that was f**king shit, poor form Channel 9.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby beeroclock » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:11 am

The Dark Knight wrote:
gadj1976 wrote:The NRL coverage last night on Ch 9. As soon as the game finished, the Wide World of Sports logo comes on and an ad.

Yep that was f**king shit, poor form Channel 9.

Yep,that was very ordinary of 9.
It's happened in the past and I fully expected them to do it again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:44 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:01 am

a 6 year old being classed as "trans-gender" because she wanted to wear boys uniform to school and was not allowed by the principal.

I'm fairly certain they used to call them tomboys back in the day.


I prefer the mens work uniform to the womens - ergo, I must also be trans-gender :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:07 am

Thats ****** up. Now the kids gonna grow up thinking there is something different about her, even though there isn't. Could have a big effect on her life.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:09 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:01 am

Just heard that on the radio....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:03 am

Footy Chick wrote:a 6 year old being classed as "trans-gender" because she wanted to wear boys uniform to school and was not allowed by the principal.

I'm fairly certain they used to call them tomboys back in the day.


I prefer the mens work uniform to the womens - ergo, I must also be trans-gender :roll:

Effing do-gooders :?


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Fair enough too, they claimed it was so the boys would stop trying to look up their skirts. They were onto us...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:14 am

HH3 wrote:Thats ****** up. Now the kids gonna grow up thinking there is something different about her, even though there isn't. Could have a big effect on her life.



What I want to know is who the hell has determined that this child is trans-gender?

Cos I can guarantee you the the kid probably has no idea.

Hell, I never wore skirts, I hated Barbie dolls and I preferred to be playing british bulldogs or kicking the footy outside with the boys - didn't ever make me want to be a boy.

Screw the terrorists - shoot the bloody do-gooders instead.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:26 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:Thats ****** up. Now the kids gonna grow up thinking there is something different about her, even though there isn't. Could have a big effect on her life.



What I want to know is who the hell has determined that this child is trans-gender?

Cos I can guarantee you the the kid probably has no idea.

Hell, I never wore skirts, I hated Barbie dolls and I preferred to be playing british bulldogs or kicking the footy outside with the boys - didn't ever make me want to be a boy.

Screw the terrorists - shoot the bloody do-gooders instead.


Is it a case of 'trans gender' being deemed more politically correct than the term 'tomboy'

Pretty shit situation, my daughter loves wearing her west ham kit to casual dress day at school if any one accused her of being trans gender I would shoot them
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:07 pm

whufc wrote:Pretty shit situation, my daughter loves wearing her west ham kit to casual dress day at school if any one accused her of being trans gender I would shoot them

Yeah, as if she doesn't have enough to deal with following the Hammers...... ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:20 am

I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:24 am

RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear


Correct. Although being boiled in a chemical is not a prerequisite to being referred to as "trans gender".
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:58 am

RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear



Why would anyone label a 6 year old child trans=gender in the first place? A 6 year old wouldn't have the feintest idea on what they wanted to be - with a fair chance they'll probably grow out of it but the do gooders want to label them like some taiwanese lady boy hooker and scar the poor kid for life.

It's ridiculous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:02 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear



Why would anyone label a 6 year old child trans=gender in the first place? A 6 year old wouldn't have the feintest idea on what they wanted to be - with a fair chance they'll probably grow out of it but the do gooders want to label them like some taiwanese lady boy hooker and scar the poor kid for life.

It's ridiculous.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:39 pm

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear



Why would anyone label a 6 year old child trans=gender in the first place? A 6 year old wouldn't have the feintest idea on what they wanted to be - with a fair chance they'll probably grow out of it but the do gooders want to label them like some taiwanese lady boy hooker and scar the poor kid for life.

It's ridiculous.


Don't be bad mouthing taiwanese lady boy hookers in front of me woman! ;)

They have their uses.



Apparently they taste good pan seared.

If anyone catches on to that reference, I apologise if it's in bad taste. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:44 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear



Why would anyone label a 6 year old child trans=gender in the first place? A 6 year old wouldn't have the feintest idea on what they wanted to be - with a fair chance they'll probably grow out of it but the do gooders want to label them like some taiwanese lady boy hooker and scar the poor kid for life.

It's ridiculous.


Don't be bad mouthing taiwanese lady boy hookers in front of me woman! ;)

They have their uses.



Apparently they taste good pan seared.

If anyone catches on to that reference, I apologise if it's in bad taste. ;)


Thats two jokes :lol: ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gozu » Wed Oct 08, 2014 2:21 pm

RustyCage wrote:I'm pretty sure 'trans-gender' relates to more than just what clothing someone chooses to wear


Spot on. I've heard stories from trans gender people saying they even knew they were the wrong gender at 5-6 years old so obviously a bit more to it.
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