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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:48 am

Ok makes sense. Ill look into it a bit more. I really enjoy study, and need some sort of qualification.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:12 pm

I would just watch How to get away with murder

much cheaper
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby toot toot » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:26 pm

There is no such thing as HECS anymore. It's been rebranded as HELP (Higher Education Loan Programme).

With Open Uni you can put all the units onto this (even if you're not enrolled into the course/degree), so you don't have to fork out the cash up front. Undergraduate unit costs range from $750 - $1400 per unit. So it adds up quickly.

Best thing to do is enrol in units that are part of the course (degree) you wish to do and then once you've done enough (I think it's 4 as previously mentioned) you can apply to be accepted into the course.

PM if you've got any questions, I have just finished my Bachelor of Accounting through Open Uni.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:28 pm

Then why is it called HECS-HELP?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:32 pm

toot toot wrote:There is no such thing as HECS anymore. It's been rebranded as HELP (Higher Education Loan Programme).

With Open Uni you can put all the units onto this (even if you're not enrolled into the course/degree), so you don't have to fork out the cash up front. Undergraduate unit costs range from $750 - $1400 per unit. So it adds up quickly.

Best thing to do is enrol in units that are part of the course (degree) you wish to do and then once you've done enough (I think it's 4 as previously mentioned) you can apply to be accepted into the course.

PM if you've got any questions, I have just finished my Bachelor of Accounting through Open Uni.


Ok cool. Sounds good. I'll probably shoot you a PM later on.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby toot toot » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:47 pm

heater31 wrote:Then why is it called HECS-HELP?



•The Higher Education Contribution Scheme (HECS), as HELP was first known, was introduced in 1989, and the scheme is still commonly referred to as ‘HECS’ and debts as ‘HECS debts’.

•In 2003, there were major reforms to higher education, including significant changes to HECS. These reforms were legislated by the Higher Education Support Act 2003 and came into effect in 2005. Additional loan types were added and the program was renamed the Higher Education Loan Program (HELP). HECS was absorbed into HELP and is now referred to as HECS-HELP. The Government also extended the income contingent loan schemes to domestic students paying full fees (FEE-HELP) and for those studying overseas for one or two semesters (OS-HELP).

Source: http://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/ ... uides/HELP
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:01 pm

Great, yet another way I can't get home tonight:

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/traffic/traffic-warning-for-gilles-plains

This is about 60m away from my old place.

Knowing my luck, it's underwater :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:04 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Great, yet another way I can't get home tonight:

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/traffic/traffic-warning-for-gilles-plains

This is about 60m away from my old place.

Knowing my luck, it's underwater
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:21 pm

nope.

NFI why, considering it's location.

I've just looked at the traffic website.

There is literally no physical way I can get home tonight without experiencing lengthy delays/roadworks/road closures.

This gives me the shits even more.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:46 pm

Footy Chick wrote:nope.

NFI why, considering it's location.

I've just looked at the traffic website.

There is literally no physical way I can get home tonight without experiencing lengthy delays/roadworks/road closures.

This gives me the shits even more.

Best find a pub, pick up and wear the white shorts tonight....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:54 pm

Spargo's idea is spot on...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:40 pm

Footy Chick wrote:nope.

NFI why, considering it's location.

I've just looked at the traffic website.

There is literally no physical way I can get home tonight without experiencing lengthy delays/roadworks/road closures.

This gives me the shits even more.

Not a great day for our roads today. Add in the Clipsal delays and as well as the race to the end of financial year council spends on roadworks and well good luck adelaide.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:08 pm

Footy Chick wrote:What shits me today is arsehole greyhound trainers who use live animals as bait to train their dishlickers.

They should be strung by a rope and used as live bait to train lions.

I reckon we used to have a few trainers (or owners) on SAFooty at one stage - better not have been any of them.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:14 pm

RustyCage wrote:I have to start doing a masters degree probably next year, not looking forward to it


I've avoided thinking about it too much but with the requirement for teachers to have a Masters degree by about 2020 I think it is, a lot of teachers at my school started theirs this year or last year. I work in special ed so what exactly I'll do will be based on that
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:28 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Great, yet another way I can't get home tonight:

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/traffic/traffic-warning-for-gilles-plains

This is about 60m away from my old place.

Knowing my luck, it's underwater :?

My girlfriend got hit by this aswell FC trying to get home from work as it's just down the road from her house. Just got home from footy training to read her message about it, usually it takes her less than 5 minutes to get home instead it took her half an hour today. She said the traffic was banked up all along North East Road while Lyons Road was shut off, sounded like a real headf**k during peak hour traffic.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:14 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Great, yet another way I can't get home tonight:

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/traffic/traffic-warning-for-gilles-plains

This is about 60m away from my old place.

Knowing my luck, it's underwater :?




AAAAnd yet ANOTHER way I can't get home.

Burst water main in my street. *edit* not a burst water main...it's a SINK HOLE :shock:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:16 pm

Please don't tell me that you have a water feature in your front yard...... :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:19 pm

NFI - i'm about to find out though - If I can even get in my street!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:30 pm

I'm switching my phone off ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Feb 25, 2015 4:31 pm

The cat flap probably let all that water in.
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