by nuggety goodness » Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:26 am
by whufc » Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:39 am
by Dogwatcher » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:19 am
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:26 am
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:32 am
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:36 am
Dogwatcher wrote:My youngest, who will be five in a week, had been in bed an hour last night, then comes out to us crying.
"What's the matter, Sweetie?"
"I don't want to get old, I'm scared of it."
Midlife crisis hits early these days. Haven't even had mine yet.
by Booney » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:37 am
Lightning McQueen wrote:Same kid when he was a bit younger was disgusted when I came back from the shops with new shoes for his sister.
"What's wrong buddy"
"It's not fair, you go to the shops and get Chelsea some shoes but you get me none things".
His sister and I silently cracked up.
A few weeks later my daughter wanted something while we were doing groceries to which I told her that she couldn't have, she gave me the evil eye and I was in the bad books.
We got to the checkout and the checkout chick asked me if I needed any bags, I looked at my daughter and said to the chick "Yes please, I have none bags"
The wife and the daughter just looked at me like with the utmost embarrassment.
To this day, we use the word "none" in the wrong context as a running joke, all my work colleagues do the same thing too.
by Dogwatcher » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:54 am
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:My youngest, who will be five in a week, had been in bed an hour last night, then comes out to us crying.
"What's the matter, Sweetie?"
"I don't want to get old, I'm scared of it."
Midlife crisis hits early these days. Haven't even had mine yet.
I must say, death scared me big time as a young kid, I reckon it was the movie "White Line Fever" that haunted me for ages.
by Booney » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:57 am
Dogwatcher wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Dogwatcher wrote:My youngest, who will be five in a week, had been in bed an hour last night, then comes out to us crying.
"What's the matter, Sweetie?"
"I don't want to get old, I'm scared of it."
Midlife crisis hits early these days. Haven't even had mine yet.
I must say, death scared me big time as a young kid, I reckon it was the movie "White Line Fever" that haunted me for ages.
I guess death may have been at the heart of it, but she didn't mention it.
She was more concerned about the things she'd have to do as an adult.
She's a very perceptive kid.
by Lightning McQueen » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:01 am
Booney wrote:I often lay in bed crying, thinking about what I have to do as an adult.
by Spangas » Mon Sep 21, 2015 10:03 am
by MatteeG » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:58 pm
helicopterking wrote:Flaggies will choke. Always have.
by gadj1976 » Mon Sep 21, 2015 2:17 pm
by Failed Creation » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:12 pm
by HH3 » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:12 pm
Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
by Failed Creation » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:24 pm
HH3 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
He's 28
by bennymacca » Mon Sep 21, 2015 3:35 pm
Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
by Failed Creation » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:01 pm
bennymacca wrote:Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
you train them port fans early dont you
by Dogwatcher » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:15 pm
Failed Creation wrote:bennymacca wrote:Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
you train them port fans early dont you
He's a Dees fan, like one of his uncles.
I couldn't look after a piece of paper.
by Failed Creation » Mon Sep 21, 2015 6:18 pm
Dogwatcher wrote:Failed Creation wrote:bennymacca wrote:Failed Creation wrote:My youngest nephew likes to flip me the bird, and call me a poofter...
I've been called worse.
you train them port fans early dont you
He's a Dees fan, like one of his uncles.
I couldn't look after a piece of paper.
Right, so now we know who lost the famed Running Sheet!
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