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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:12 pm

Can't dazzle them with brilliance? Baffle them with Bullshit!


this is getting a serious run at the minute :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:42 pm

What's the essay on? I'm sure the collective wisdom of FootySA could come up with a few choice phrases to work into the text... 8)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 4:55 pm

Pseudo wrote:What's the essay on? I'm sure the collective wisdom of FootySA could come up with a few choice phrases to work into the text... 8)



Demonstrate your knowledge of Asset Selection in Civil Engineering. Pro's & Cons to solve real or fictional situation, affects on all stakeholders and budgetary needs.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:00 pm

Shyte! Too intellectual for me!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:09 pm

Pseudo wrote:Shyte! Too intellectual for me!



not that intellectual, build a bridge or dig a tunnel. build a bridge because its ******* cheaper!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:26 pm

really? I thought digging the tunnel would be cheaper.

I wish they'd do this on torrens road.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:27 pm

whufc wrote:
Brodlach wrote:The last week of footy has been terrible for my clubs

Cmon Westies


Hopefully it only gets worse tomorrow!!

Got a lot better today :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:28 pm

Brodlach wrote:
whufc wrote:
Brodlach wrote:The last week of footy has been terrible for my clubs

Cmon Westies


Hopefully it only gets worse tomorrow!!

Got a lot better today :D


Same here

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 6:47 pm

Footy Chick wrote:really? I thought digging the tunnel would be cheaper.

I wish they'd do this on torrens road.



well in most instances a bridge over something will be cheaper than digging a hole......why do you think they went over South Road with the tram? over Cross Rd?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Sun Sep 20, 2015 9:40 pm

heater31 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:What's the essay on? I'm sure the collective wisdom of FootySA could come up with a few choice phrases to work into the text... 8)



Demonstrate your knowledge of Asset Selection in Civil Engineering. Pro's & Cons to solve real or fictional situation, affects on all stakeholders and budgetary needs.


give up and go do real engineering, like electrical :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:15 pm

bennymacca wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:What's the essay on? I'm sure the collective wisdom of FootySA could come up with a few choice phrases to work into the text... 8)



Demonstrate your knowledge of Asset Selection in Civil Engineering. Pro's & Cons to solve real or fictional situation, affects on all stakeholders and budgetary needs.


give up and go do real engineering, like electrical :D




without Civil we would still be living in caves ;)


Actually one godsend in this course is they have a +-20% word limit. Theoretically only need to get within 20% of 1500 words. meh 1200 here I come ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:19 pm

heater31 wrote:without Civil we would still be living in caves ;)



... in the dark... without my iphone :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Sep 20, 2015 10:53 pm

bennymacca wrote:
heater31 wrote:without Civil we would still be living in caves ;)



... in the dark... without my iphone :D


But you would have tablet
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby jackpot jim » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:34 am

Staying in Motels and the so called Free wi fi NEVER works properly EVER !

Also Disrespectful pricks in neighboring rooms that dont comprehend that their are others next door that dont care to listen to their music, telly, personal chit chat, arguments, sexual activities. Basically just dont GUF about anyone else. :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pag » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:28 am

This note from a parent this morning, and the plenty of others like it:

'Can you please excuse ....... from any oral presentations today as she ate a packet of chips last night and has an extremely sore throat today".

Wow.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:39 am

Pag wrote:This note from a parent this morning, and the plenty of others like it:

'Can you please excuse ....... from any oral presentations today as she ate a packet of chips last night and has an extremely sore throat today".

Wow.

Sheesh how pathetic are excuses these days :shock:


Mind you I'm still aghast at a group email I received last week for a University subject. 4 days before an assignment deadline the course coordinator declares that under no circumstances will extensions be given due other employment commitments. Can't believe people tried in the first place......sort your life out
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:46 am

Pag wrote:This note from a parent this morning, and the plenty of others like it:

'Can you please excuse ....... from any oral presentations today as she ate a packet of chips last night and has an extremely sore throat today".

Wow.

I trust this student will be graded 'D' or less, and a comment about non-participation in class activity will be made on the report card?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:06 am

Pseudo wrote:
Pag wrote:This note from a parent this morning, and the plenty of others like it:

'Can you please excuse ....... from any oral presentations today as she ate a packet of chips last night and has an extremely sore throat today".

Wow.

I trust this student will be graded 'D' or less, and a comment about non-participation in class activity will be made on the report card?


I've been told by my mother in law, who has been teaching for a very long time, that they are not allowed to write anything negative on report cards anymore. She's not happy about it.

She's also being pressured to give a kid an A, that she doesn't think deserves one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:05 pm

Is there something wrong with the quote function on the forum or are people increasingly bad at using it? Thread after thread of unreadable posts due to posts ending with /quote] and not knowing where the new and old posts are
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:12 pm

RustyCage wrote:Is there something wrong with the quote function on the forum or are people increasingly bad at using it? Thread after thread of unreadable posts due to posts ending with /quote] and not knowing where the new and old posts are


the forum software only allows a certain amount of quotes to be embedded. people need to go and delete the parts of the post that they arent directly referencing
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