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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Aug 24, 2017 2:22 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Brought a bed in December and the sides broke,

Wa-hey! ;) =D> :-BD
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:24 pm

Gee whiz, named after our very own :

http://www.cricket.com.au/tours/The%20A ... C2OzT5J5-Q

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Aug 24, 2017 3:38 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Brought a bed in December and the sides broke, rang the store and told them about it and they asked if I still had the invoice, I didn't so they said they couldn't do anything about it.

The missus and I were out for lunch on Sunday so we stopped in the store with our sad faces on saying we needed an invoice for good purchased in December for insurance purposes to which they happily printed one off immediately no questions asked.

Called them back on Tuesday to which they asked for photo's and an invoice sent through to them, sent them through and the sides have been replaced already, winning, I'm glad I acted wisely rather than losing my shit as I would've in the past.


Just got a new bed, old one was perfect for me by Mrs complained about sore back and it was the beds fault :roll:

New one is like sleeping on top of park bench, Mrs loves it and back problems gone....I fkning hate it and am grumpy every day since the purchase.

We had similar when we merged houses, we both had pretty much new everything, all her stuff was classy but high maintenance, my stuff was sturdy, looked good and easy to keep clean etc.

We did rock/paper/scissors on lots of things and also cut deals, made promises and tried to be practical, in the end it was most of my stuff we sold but within a month or two it was "we should've kept yours".

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:13 pm

The thousands ( literally ) that we spent on a new king ensemble about 12 months ago was the best money we've spent in ages.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:34 pm

Booney wrote:The thousands ( literally ) that we spent on a new king ensemble about 12 months ago was the best money we've spent in ages.

Requires a weekly road-worthy test??? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:56 pm

Booney wrote:Gee whiz, named after our very own :

http://www.cricket.com.au/tours/The%20A ... C2OzT5J5-Q

2017/18 @Magellan Ashes Series.

A-ha...so that was the first prize for entering the Cricket Australia raffle! Just like the players I'll probably have to arm-wrestle James Sutherland just to get a bloody free ticket.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:58 am

am Bays wrote:
Booney wrote:The thousands ( literally ) that we spent on a new king ensemble about 12 months ago was the best money we've spent in ages.

Requires a weekly road-worthy test??? ;)

Weekly????? :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:17 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Booney wrote:The thousands ( literally ) that we spent on a new king ensemble about 12 months ago was the best money we've spent in ages.

Requires a weekly road-worthy test??? ;)

Weekly????? :shock:

Daily more like it...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Kahuna » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:12 pm

Oldie but a goodie.......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:07 pm

Family Feud - "Name a type of box". None of the 8 on the board matched my answer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:11 pm

Grenville wrote:Family Feud - "Name a type of box". None of the 8 on the board matched my answer.

Reckon my first answer did :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:14 pm

The Bedge wrote:
Grenville wrote:Family Feud - "Name a type of box". None of the 8 on the board matched my answer.

Reckon my first answer did :D


A fellow dirty mind, well played sir.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:17 pm

@Booney trolling a bunch of Kids on Facebook about Franchise Teams in the AFL.......



common mate your better than that!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:58 am

heater31 wrote:@Booney trolling a bunch of Kids on Facebook about Franchise Teams in the AFL.......
common mate your better than that!


Played with a few nuffys yesterday afternoon across a few threads.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:04 am

Booney wrote:
heater31 wrote:@Booney trolling a bunch of Kids on Facebook about Franchise Teams in the AFL.......
common mate your better than that!


Played with a few nuffys yesterday afternoon across a few threads.


You've been doing that on here for 12 years now. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:37 pm

A Florida sheriff has been forced to urge residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma.

Thousands of residents have seemingly pledged to unload on the Hurricane, which is currently hitting the state.

22-year-old Ryon Edwards started a Facebook event, titled 'Shoot At Hurricane Irma', perhaps thinking it could halt the storm, which is now twice as wide as the Florida peninsula.

"A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event," he told BBC.

"The response is a complete and total surprise to me...I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself. It has become something a little out of my control."

At the time of writing, 25,000 people have clicked going, with another 53,000 people interested.

The official Pasco County sheriff's Twitter had to clarify that this is not the right thing to do.

"To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ #Irma," they wrote.

"You won't make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects."
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:42 pm

Wedgie wrote:A Florida sheriff has been forced to urge residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma.

Thousands of residents have seemingly pledged to unload on the Hurricane, which is currently hitting the state.

22-year-old Ryon Edwards started a Facebook event, titled 'Shoot At Hurricane Irma', perhaps thinking it could halt the storm, which is now twice as wide as the Florida peninsula.

"A combination of stress and boredom made me start the event," he told BBC.

"The response is a complete and total surprise to me...I never envisioned this event becoming some kind of crazy idea larger than myself. It has become something a little out of my control."

At the time of writing, 25,000 people have clicked going, with another 53,000 people interested.

The official Pasco County sheriff's Twitter had to clarify that this is not the right thing to do.

"To clarify, DO NOT shoot weapons @ #Irma," they wrote.

"You won't make it turn around & it will have very dangerous side effects."

Exactly, why make it angrier than it already is.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:43 am

Kids, our kids get it pretty good when it comes to school lunches.

They get kabana, kransky, cheese and other nibbles chopped up, providing that they have their lunchbox available by the time they go to bed.

They were reminded 3 times last night to bring them down and still hadn't by the time I was cooking our lunch this morning, they acted like the world had ended when they got downstairs and were told to make their own, I bet they took nothing except chips and other crap.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:05 pm

How thick some people are..

Cricket page, A grade captain been named, bloke whose 50 and was playing 6th XI last year and struggling congratulated.. i commented saying heard he's opening the batting in the A grade.

He took the bait, then another player piped up and complimented the rumour.. he fell hook line and sinker despite being a very poor player.

Today he messaged the captain with his contact details for when he needs him lol.

Cant.. stop.. laughin..
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:20 pm

Poor bloke!
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