Things that give you the sh1ts

[Magellan]

Get any Annies Lane wines before they change. As of the next vintage (now) the grapes for this label will no longer come from the current vinyards. They are great value.

Cheers DOC, sounds like wise advice.

[Magellan]

Service at the Apple Store in Rundle Mall.

Despite having made a 'Genius Bar' reservation (whatever the **** that means) several days in advance in order for the cracked screen on my wife's new iPhone to be fixed, I was left waiting for about half an hour before one of their hipster staff was able to come over and serve me (having been told initially someone would be over in about 5 minutes). It was clear I was sitting in their equivalent of a waiting room among other random drops ins. An apology over the time taken would've been nice, but none was forthcoming.

I thought the point of a 'reservation' was to reserve a specific time of the day in which you would be attended to? Obviously not. Up yours, Apple Store. I'll tell you where you can store your apples. Rant over.

[Spargo]

Service at the Apple Store in Rundle Mall.

Despite having made a 'Genius Bar' reservation (whatever the **** that means) several days in advance in order for the cracked screen on my wife's new iPhone to be fixed, I was left waiting for about half an hour before one of their hipster staff was able to come over and serve me (having been told initially someone would be over in about 5 minutes). It was clear I was sitting in their equivalent of a waiting room among other random drops ins. An apology over the time taken would've been nice, but none was forthcoming.

I thought the point of a 'reservation' was to reserve a specific time of the day in which you would be attended to? Obviously not. Up yours, Apple Store. I'll tell you where you can store your apples. Rant over.

Did they get to the core of your problem? Leaving you hanging like that would’ve made you look like a right Gala(h).
No doubt things were a bit orchard...

[Magellan]

Service at the Apple Store in Rundle Mall.

Despite having made a 'Genius Bar' reservation (whatever the **** that means) several days in advance in order for the cracked screen on my wife's new iPhone to be fixed, I was left waiting for about half an hour before one of their hipster staff was able to come over and serve me (having been told initially someone would be over in about 5 minutes). It was clear I was sitting in their equivalent of a waiting room among other random drops ins. An apology over the time taken would've been nice, but none was forthcoming.

I thought the point of a 'reservation' was to reserve a specific time of the day in which you would be attended to? Obviously not. Up yours, Apple Store. I'll tell you where you can store your apples. Rant over.

Did they get to the core of your problem? Leaving you hanging like that would’ve made you look like a right Gala(h).
No doubt things were a bit orchard...

No, but I was sitting next to a pink lady.

[Brodlach]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

[Pseudo]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

Toffee? Why, does he speak like a pomme?

[Lightning McQueen]

Did you orrange a new time?

[Brodlach]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

Toffee? Why, does he speak like a pomme?

Nah he speaks with a plum in his mouth

[Magellan]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

Nah, surname was Smith I think and she was a grandmother.

[Magellan]

Did you orrange a new time?

No, too busy inspecting my navel and thinking about a holiday in Valencia.

[Magellan]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

Toffee? Why, does he speak like a pomme?

Nah he speaks with a plum in his mouth

A bit harsh, just because I like to prune roses.

[Magellan]

Was she asain and her name Fuji?

I bet they crumbled when you peeled strips off them, they probably thought you were quite toffee

Toffee? Why, does he speak like a pomme?

Straight up Australian accent, take it for granite.

[MW]

You lads are picking the low hanging fruit with these puns

[Lightning McQueen]

You lads are picking the low hanging fruit with these puns

Magsy's going bananas

[Brodlach]

You lads are picking the low hanging fruit with these puns

Magsy's going bananas

Needs to grow a pear

[Magellan]

It's all about en-durian-ce. If you can't hack it, man, go somewhere else and avocado.

[HH3]

I've been there once and got grape service

[mighty_tiger_79]

Get away from Apple and everything will be cherry ripe

[MW]

This thread has date-d

[Spargo]

Credit to Magellan for raisin it though - the service was quite pawpaw.