Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

I'm actually off the chain Saturday night so who knows!

See you at the footy?

[Corona Man]

I'm actually off the chain Saturday night so who knows!

Stand by for some cracking Sunday morning posts!

[Eagles2014]

Warren Tredrea reading sport on Channel 9 news!!

Seriously, how does he keep his job? We now count his mistakes every night, and generally at least 5 or 6. It becomes quite comical watching him butcher the English language worse than KG!!

[carey]

I'm actually off the chain Saturday night so who knows!

See you at the footy?

That you will!

[Booney]

Israel Folau on Twitter.

[Spargo]

Hotshot at work has been testing me and everyone a bit lately, I issued a bit of a warning last week about a couple of things he should think about to go about things in the right manner.

He stuffed up big time yesterday and I thought I'd be the better person and moved heaven and earth to help him out, I managed to get something pretty much out the door for him in around 24 hours, our factory had a bad night so his job was delayed 90 minutes today so he told my manager that I've got it in for him and that I'm holding out on his customer's jobs, I got it out in one day for him when it should've been a 14 day turn-around.

This is going to be real fun now!

And?

[Lightning McQueen]

Hotshot at work has been testing me and everyone a bit lately, I issued a bit of a warning last week about a couple of things he should think about to go about things in the right manner.

He stuffed up big time yesterday and I thought I'd be the better person and moved heaven and earth to help him out, I managed to get something pretty much out the door for him in around 24 hours, our factory had a bad night so his job was delayed 90 minutes today so he told my manager that I've got it in for him and that I'm holding out on his customer's jobs, I got it out in one day for him when it should've been a 14 day turn-around.

This is going to be real fun now!

And?

I actually typed the outcome on here yesterday but thought better of it when I went to submit it.

It all went tits up and got lost somewhere between being manufactured around noon on Tuesday and being despatched (which was meant to be by 2pm), it has now been located but it is still yet to reach the customer.

It was pure gold after watching Captain Wankstain strutting around like he was King Dick achieving the impossible and gloating to the customer about how good he is.

I couldn't help but play dumb this morning and ask "How'd ******* go, were they pretty happy?"

He sent frantic emails out yesterday but nobody cared enough to reply, he's one of these operators that will set there for 5 hours and then go in the carpark to send an email and piss off for the day, he's above asking for stuff face to face.

I thought to myself yesterday "karma is brilliant".

[HH3]

he's one of these operators that will set there for 5 hours and then go in the carpark to send an email and piss off for the day, he's above asking for stuff face to face.

We've got 4 of those.

Wonder if one of ours has popped in to see @Booney lately....

[Booney]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8831342/s ... turbating/

[Pseudo]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8831342/sperm-extractor-machine-china-hospital-masturbating/

So they've re-engineered the fleshlight...

[mickey]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8831342/sperm-extractor-machine-china-hospital-masturbating/

So they've re-engineered the fleshlight...

Or repurposed a milking machine

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[Corona Man]

So did Assange get sick of Uber Eats or did the Ecuadorians get sick of him not cleaning his room?

[heater31]

So did Assange get sick of Uber Eats or did the Ecuadorians get sick of him not cleaning his room?

Probably using up all of their internet data allowance....

[Booney]

So did Assange get sick of Uber Eats or did the Ecuadorians get sick of him not cleaning his room?

If Mrs Boon ever kicks me out I'm going to the Ecuadorian embassy, nearly 7 years of someone crashing on their lounge!

Funny, that's apparently what it descended into, they'd kicked him out of a room and he was sleeping all over the embassy! LMFAO.

[Booney]

Issy Folau threatening atheists with going to hell.

[Corona Man]

Miss C cracking the shits about being named on a back flank tomorrow.... “I’m a forward”!!

[RB]

Some of the posts from angry Crows supporters...

[Lightning McQueen]

I received a text yesterday from @The Bedge

"Hey mate, did you just walk out of Costco?"
"Yeah mate, why, where are you?"
"Just drove past and seen you, the family didn't share the same excitement as me seeing you"

[The Bedge]

and your reply: "Bunch of haters. 4 times Piston Cup winner."

[Booney]

At our local cafe yesterday morning for breakfast and one of our more, how do I put this, colorful Alberton locals (nothing race based there, by the way) was discussing the ins and outs of life with himself.

All in all it was glass half full sort of stuff, both of him were happy with how the day was unfolding. The cafe has a "pay it forward" board where you can post up a receipt for a coffee or a breakfast and someone in need can take it down and claim it, he took advantage of the freshly posted breakfast toastie and coffee we put up there just minutes earlier.

Should have heard him when he got into the toastie.

Feel good stuff.