Things that make you laugh

[Brodlach]

Having to grocery shop on the way home tonight, some freaken special people out here.

[Footy Chick]

North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth

[Jim05]

North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth

Whilst not being a North fan I think their list was around the mark. Archer is probably in the Top 20-30 region and definitely not a top 10.
As a neutral I thought Harvey ahead of Blight was a bit bizarre but these lists are always subjective

[Wedgie]

North Melbourne releasing their top 10 players of all time but the Shinboner of the Century didn't get a berth

Whilst not being a North fan I think their list was around the mark. Archer is probably in the Top 20-30 region and definitely not a top 10.
As a neutral I thought Harvey ahead of Blight was a bit bizarre but these lists are always subjective

One of the three criteria was longevity so that would have got Harvey a heap of points.

[Booney]

When "builders" ( glorified project administrators ) make threats.

I've got no contract with them, I'm not a contractor, I'm not easily intimidated, best you try another method mate.

[Booney]

A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

[Spargo]

Early contender for “Father of the year”...

[mighty_tiger_79]

Wtf

[Magellan]

A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.

[Brodlach]

A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.

He has now been found dead in his cell

[Magellan]

A Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up as his daughter when she visited him behind bars and walking out the penitentiary's main door in her place, authorities have said.

But prison officials said the nervousness displayed by Clauvino da Silva, also known as "Shorty," as he tried to leave the prison in the western part of Rio de Janeiro dressed as a woman gave him away.

His plan was apparently to leave his 19-year-old daughter inside the jail. Police are looking into her possible role as an accomplice in Saturday's failed escape attempt from Gericinó prison.

If the pics are anything to go by, his daughter is a full-size sex doll.

He has now been found dead in his cell

You sure its not his daughter?

[Dutchy]

Some of our boys playing u13's and u15's at Aldinga tomorrow, then backing up in u14's at Salisbury Sunday, better top up the tank today

[Booney]

Rik E Boy's Ashes diary. He's moved onto Amsterdam over the last 24 hours and his blog is titled "Ashes to Hashes"

[tipper]

just saw a sign for a patisserie. printed with the words: "Vegan, Gluten free deliciousness".....

no, those words just dont go together like that

[Wedgie]

A message I just got from a friend on messenger:

i got $200,000,000 cash from facebook freedom award promotion for the season and did you get yours and am serious about this?

My reply:

Yes I do have my $200,000,000 already. Thanks for thinking of me though.

His reply:

Ok

[Booney]

WAFW.

[Lightning McQueen]

Hopefully they throw the book at him.

[Spargo]

Hopefully they throw the book at him.

Or the motorbike...

[Magellan]

WAFW.

I think the dude on the right in the orange t-shirt is trying to look through his ear to confirm whether he can see anything on the other side.

[Lightning McQueen]

WAFW.

I think the dude on the right in the orange t-shirt is trying to look through his ear to confirm whether he can see anything on the other side.

Trying to work out a way to say "Mate, you're f*****".