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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:53 pm

MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:56 pm

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.


Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:57 pm

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.


Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

They knew who it was. They just didn't want you back there.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:58 pm

Pay that LOL
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Re: I need to know....

Postby JK » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:01 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.


Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

They knew who it was. They just didn't want you back there.


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:05 pm

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.


Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!


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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:11 pm

JK wrote:
"Sorry dad, we cant let you in until we've completed our external review"


:lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:17 pm

JK wrote:
"Sorry dad, we cant let you in until we've completed our external review"

What school did you attend?
What's your mums maiden name?
What was your favourite pets name as a child?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Aug 27, 2019 2:18 pm

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Same. Don't answer the door, phone and stay out of the front rooms so no one can hear you in the house.


I always told them, and Mrs Boon, if you're ever worried about a noise outside you yell "Dad" or "Babe/Honey" as loud as you can even if I'm not home.


Good idea.
I went for a run a few weeks ago, and didn't take a key. When I got home it took me 15 minutes to convince them it was Dad at the door. That was reassuring!

I love running, I could watch it all day.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:21 pm

Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:27 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


You get wet ankles too?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:27 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


Coz your Willy’s too big?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:35 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


Coz your Willy’s too big?


Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:35 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


You get wet ankles too?

How so?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spangas » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:43 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


Coz your Willy’s too big?


Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.

I just say yes.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:45 pm

Spangas wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


Coz your Willy’s too big?


Nope.

Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my desk a girl looks at me and says "Ha, did you wee yourself" loudly.

I just say yes.

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Re: I need to know....

Postby MW » Wed Aug 28, 2019 2:05 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


You get wet ankles too?

How so?


Because that's where your dick is at... I'll see myself out
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Spargo » Wed Aug 28, 2019 2:08 pm

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Re: I need to know....

Postby nuggety goodness » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:16 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


You get wet ankles too?

How so?


Because that's where your dick is at... I'll see myself out


Some i know on here would probably be more inclined to get wet eyebrows...

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Corona Man » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:21 pm

MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you get splashbacks when washing dishes or if you spill a drop of coffee while your driving it always lands where your willy is?


You get wet ankles too?

How so?


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