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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Apr 22, 2021 4:00 pm

Dutchy wrote:Nomination for SA's best golf course in The Advertiser :lol:

North Haven Golf Course
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Surely up there for its pristine fairways, true playing greens and breathtaking views of a railway line and container terminal?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:11 am

When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Fri Apr 23, 2021 10:26 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.


Yeah I had a 'mate' whose on the dole brag about how he tried to scam $700 out of the Covid relief packages, was carrying on that he had to wait 2 hours on the phone to get it sorted. Along the lines of if they want their money back they should answer quicker.

WADH!!!

As I get older I start to use the term mate a lot less regularly.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:11 am

whufc wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:When doley's post TGIF or Hooray for the Weekend memes on Facebook.

Another one is those whinging about being broke but didn't mind showing us all their new full sleeve tatt a couple of weeks ago to go with their other 47.


Yeah I had a 'mate' whose on the dole brag about how he tried to scam $700 out of the Covid relief packages, was carrying on that he had to wait 2 hours on the phone to get it sorted. Along the lines of if they want their money back they should answer quicker.

WADH!!!

As I get older I start to use the term mate a lot less regularly.

It's even better when they get owned, a chick I know was ripping into her team mates as she had moved to the other side of town and no one was willing to go pick her up for cricket, another chick said "Why don't you stop getting tattoo's and get a car and licence instead?"

All hell broke loose but it must've worked, she now drives herself around.

All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:33 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:40 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:42 am

Bum Crack wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:45 am

Bum Crack wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

"Hey Woman, can I smell your snatch?"
"No, you filthy pig"
"Oh, must be your feet then".
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:57 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:All bullshit aside, no one would pick her up because she obviously didn't have shares in Impulse, it got to the point that I'd keep a can in my glove box and politely suggest she uses some.

I've learned over the years, sometimes people have genuinely no idea they have BO - I guess they don't notice the smell because they become immune - but if you do politely inform them, then generally they'll make an effort.

Yeah I've found the "go have a shower you stinky ****" talk often does the trick.

"Hey Woman, can I smell your snatch?"
"No, you filthy pig"
"Oh, must be your feet then".

You cleaned that up a tad...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:27 pm

Spargo wrote:You cleaned that up a tad...

Yeah, works far more effectively live.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Sat Apr 24, 2021 2:11 pm

Alice Springs QANTAS club

12:00:01 pm, woman goes to the attendant, “Any chance you can unlock the [alcohol] fridge?”

Only in Alice Springs....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:35 pm

That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:56 pm

Bum Crack wrote:That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.
The video has gone viral!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:29 pm

Bum Crack wrote:That kid copping the Falcon Sunday night at Adelaide Oval. I will probably go to hell for it but I have watched it 100 times and laugh each time.

I’m tipping your fate was sealed long before this...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby gazzamagoo » Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:48 pm

am Bays wrote:Alice Springs QANTAS club

12:00:01 pm, woman goes to the attendant, “Any chance you can unlock the [alcohol] fridge?”

Only in Alice Springs....

well, it IS midday!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:08 pm

Kids.. me to the eldest..

Me: Just got an email that a parcel arrived? Can you confirm?
Kid: Yep it's here
Me: Ok, what's in it?
Kid - sends photo of parcel

:roll: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:52 pm

The Bedge wrote:Kids.. me to the eldest..

Me: Just got an email that a parcel arrived? Can you confirm?
Kid: Yep it's here
Me: Ok, what's in it?
Kid - sends photo of parcel

:roll: :lol:


Do you really want them to check?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Sat May 01, 2021 8:15 pm

Just watching the end of the Hawks v Saints game at home, and commenting we are going next Sunday (Mothers Day) to the G to see us take on the Eagles.

Daughter comments that the winning team, gives flowers to the mothers in the crowd.

I said to Mrs C " You may get some flowers from Jaeger O"Meara"..... Her reply... "he can give me more than flowers".....

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