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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Tue Jun 01, 2021 2:23 pm

Booney wrote:Our new owners, I've been reporting for reporting sake the last month, absolute farce.

I've just been asked :

"Your May report includes no indication of June sales estimates, can you confirm as to why?"

"Yes, I spent most of May doing reports and haven't looked at June figures yet"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:44 am

Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:51 am

Dutchy wrote:Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:


Bumble last night.... "It's quite warm, over 20°" :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:28 pm

Dutchy wrote:Checking the weather for the Lord's test and articles come up about their 27 degree heatwave :lol:


:lol: Saw some poms on Instagram having a bonfire during a "heatwave"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:51 am

I didn't realize on how much I use a microwave until I spent a couple of days without one.

Will be on the first thing on the agenda after work today.

Discovering that you don't have things that you just take for granted is fun while setting up a new house.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:42 pm

Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:54 pm

Armchair expert wrote:Mayweather just toying with that Paul wanker


You’d love for a miracle to happen and he knocks the **** out of Mayweather!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:15 pm

Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:37 pm

Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 08, 2021 3:36 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Walking around Bunnings and there's a bloke singing Madonna's Beautiful Stranger loud enough for me to hear it in the next aisle.

La da da da da dat dat dah dat dah....

sorry, I'll tone it down.

Now I've got it as an earworm, you bastards....


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:18 am

Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:21 am

Coaching review at Carlton takes the headlines....... Nathan Buckley, hold my beer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:31 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:34 am

Pseudo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
My work here is done.

Yeah baby.

The coffee machine at work wasn't working properly yesterday so I said "It obviously hasn't been listening to Agadoo" That killed everyone over 40 for the day!

You bastard, you've done it again..... "to the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees..." AAAAAAUUGHHHHHH!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:10 pm

State of Origin bum sniffers generating about the same amount of interest as Flog boy Goodes rejecting his Hall of fame nomination.

Who gives a ****..
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:17 pm

I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:26 pm

Brodlach wrote:I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.

As a footballer he deserves the award. If he chooses to accept fine. If he chooses to decline, fine. I really don’t care. Same for Rugby League, don’t care, would rather watch paint dry.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:46 pm

Brodlach wrote:I’m no fan of Goodes and would not boo him but I do say well done to him for sticking with his convictions and not accepting the nomination. It’s his right to say no he doesn’t want it.

As a football fan I hope he one day feels enough ground has been made up that he will accept the award he certainly deserves.


Agree, imagine how hard it would be for him to do all the media that surrounds the event, you know they would be at him about what he went thru.
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