DOC wrote:Trader wrote:gadj1976 wrote:batmanbegins wrote:It sounds stupid based on those stats but I would pick Crawley over either opener now. He would be well suited to Australian pitches as he plays pace and bounce well, which the other two now do not. You have to remember how hard it is it open in england at the minute with the amount of swing and seam, warner is the best opener in the world and even he was made look silly there.
That's like putting Jack Watts at CHF for Melbourne on debut on Queens birthday weekend. Pointless. What are you achieving by doing that?
I like swimming and t!ts
Random
A few years ago, Jack Watts was involved in a scandal where he sent a number of suspect texts to various women.
In one of them he was chatting with a lady who was unavailable for a pool party, however offered her friend.
Jack asked; "does she have tits.....I love swimming and tits"
Inspired by Jack's Shakespearian command of the written word, Nike released the following campaign: