Things that give you the sh1ts

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Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault
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Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault


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Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault

He had already distinguished that.
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Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.
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Pseudo wrote:Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.


Some crash and chemical spill apparently
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"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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DOC wrote:Labor

How many hours have been in it?


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Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
It's not a hole, it's an undisclosed creator.
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
This is been stuck in my head for at least a week now and reminded me of this KFC Buckethead ad-
https://youtu.be/ipAXr2fbZps
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Any dealings with ticketek. Incompetent organisation.
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Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"


I'll vote labor purely because of this ad now.
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How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm
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Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm
Bingo.
Every side is just daft

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Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.
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Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"

I thought midnight lat night was the last we would hear that.
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Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
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shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
They all lie.

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gadj1976 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.

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