Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:14 am

A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.

As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.

As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:41 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.

As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.

As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.

Yeah had similar when I was a teenager at a shopping centre. Went to take a dump and heard a couple of ladies walk in chatting away. Chuckled to myself thinking they had come into the wrong toilets

Next minute another mother and child came in talking away.....at that moment I realised the joke was on me.

Matters got worse though when I heard the mum say to the child that they needed to wait out the front of this one because they were all full..... At that point I became panic stricken. I waited for what felt like ten minutes hoping another cubicle would become free and the noise would die off so I could sneak out. That didn't happen.

I was left with no choice but to walk out the cubicle infront of the mum and child and another lady washing her hands. I didn't say a word....just walked straight out, straight to my car and straight home.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:19 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.

As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.

As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.

I haven't heard that one before.
I might keep that up my sleeve.

Post by **Dutchy** » Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:40 pm

Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:55 am

Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw

Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:05 am

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw
Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.

To be fair to the 10 year olds, their calculator app may have crashed or their phones may have run flat

Post by **Dutchy** » Sun Jul 10, 2022 9:43 pm

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw
Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.

It was your club that ran the electronic scoreboard

whufc · Post by **whufc** » Mon Jul 11, 2022 7:16 am

Dutchy wrote:
whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw
Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.
It was your club that ran the electronic scoreboard

Even worse mate....your trusting a bloke from Elizabeth to do the maths....unless the math was in grams or kilos they would have had no idea

JK · Post by JK » Tue Jul 12, 2022 1:08 pm

SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA

amber_fluid · Post by **amber_fluid** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:25 pm

JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA

Probably build one road in that reverses after lunchtime to save costs then build another one a few years later.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:01 pm

JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA

Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO

Trader · Post by **Trader** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:19 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA
Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO

Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:36 pm

Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA
Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO
Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?

No idea - never been there

@Carey?

Trader · Post by **Trader** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:26 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA
Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO
Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?
No idea - never been there

@Carey?

I haven't been to SAHMRI either.

carey · Post by **carey** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:28 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking??

Good old SA
Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO
Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?
No idea - never been there

@Carey?

2 more Fridays then she’s all over.

It’ll be a very Sad day for the scum bags of SA.

Jimmy_041 · Post by **Jimmy_041** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:32 pm

carey wrote:
2 more Fridays then she’s all over.

It’ll be a very Sad day for the scum bags of SA.

We need to have a safooty.net wake there

carey · Post by **carey** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:59 pm

I’m in

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:43 pm

carey wrote:I’m in here already

EFA

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:08 am

Stepping in someone else's dog shit on my nature strip.

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:24 am

Booney wrote:Stepping in someone else's dog shit on my nature strip.

No issue if its your own dogs shit

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