Things that give you the sh1ts

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:34 pm

wenchbarwer wrote: I am also down to do karate in the garage.

Do you have a drum kit?

wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:38 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote: I am also down to do karate in the garage.
Do you have a drum kit?

You leave your balls in your pants, thank you very much.

I shouldn't have to ask you why you're all sweaty,

dedja · Post by **dedja** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 6:23 pm

I leave you kiddies without supervision today and see what happens …

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 7:05 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Hot X Buns are fine.
Fruit mince pies
You’ll change your mind when you turn 80

Gotta get there first

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Thu Mar 12, 2026 7:13 pm

A fresh homemade fruit mince pie is edible

Christmas cakes on the other hand

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 10:24 am

( Not that I care at all )

The complete and utter lack of accountability that has crept into this organization, can't wait to get out.

The new executive is so clearly defining everyone's roles to implement KPI's that people are no longer held accountable for errors, they simply pass it on to the person who has that role for them to cop the heat when a simple call or email would have closed the matter out.

Absolute f*cken pelicans.

Edit*

Going to Wankernomics at the Fringe tonight, can't wait because I'm drowning in that shit at the moment.

DOC · Post by **DOC** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:22 pm

Play wank word bingo.

You need one of these to get you through the next meeting. Even mumblers get paid attention to..

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wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:28 pm

Needs more green shoots, rubber to the road and leaning in

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:33 pm

Try "We're here as part of a consultation process to establish a framework that can help develop a sustainable model going forward"

That's the level of shithousery I'm getting.

Post by **heater31** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:36 pm

Booney wrote:Try "We're here as part of a consultation process to establish a framework that can help develop a sustainable model going forward"

That's the level of shithousery I'm getting.

In simple English, We don't have a ******* clue how to run a business, have you the lowly employee got any ideas!

wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:42 pm

Booney wrote:Try "We're here as part of a consultation process to establish a framework that can help develop a sustainable model going forward"

That's the level of shithousery I'm getting.

Lost me at "consultation"

wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:44 pm

They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:46 pm

I despise the word "framework"

Booney · Post by **Booney** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:50 pm

wenchbarwer wrote:They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.

That's exactly what the people said.

wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:51 pm

Booney wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.
That's exactly what the people said.

That's the thing with common sense, it ain't that bloody common!

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:53 pm

I report to a new bloke out of Sydney, his use of jargon sh!ts me to tears.

The latest in an e-mail - "so what is the current SOW?

SOW - means "Share of Wallet"...... FFS!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:56 pm

Corona Man wrote:I report to a new bloke out of Sydney, his use of jargon sh!ts me to tears.

The latest in an e-mail - "so what is the current SOW?

SOW - means "Share of Wallet"...... FFS!

Should've replied with his wifes name.

mighty_tiger_79 · Post by **mighty_tiger_79** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:57 pm

Corona Man wrote:I report to a new bloke out of Sydney, his use of jargon sh!ts me to tears.

The latest in an e-mail - "so what is the current SOW?

SOW - means "Share of Wallet"...... FFS!

Ummm the current SOW is I deserve more of it each week

wenchbarwer · Post by **wenchbarwer** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 12:58 pm

Corona Man wrote:I report to a new bloke out of Sydney, his use of jargon sh!ts me to tears.

The latest in an e-mail - "so what is the current SOW?

SOW - means "Share of Wallet"...... FFS!

When has SOW ever been anything other than Scope Of Work?

We have acronyms for nearly everything, one of the first useful docs I got when I started was an acronym dictionary

Brodlach · Post by **Brodlach** » Tue Mar 17, 2026 1:03 pm

Booney wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:They should just be honest, if they're here to shut to joint down, just say so, so that people can get on with their lives.
That's exactly what the people said.

Is it to reduce the number of redundancy packages they have to pay out by doing it this way?

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