Hogg Shield 2026

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG DIVISION I - ROUND 1

Wild Horne Berry 2254
Some Cant 2112

Marty McFlys 2271
Coro Cuckoo's 2211

Herbs'N'Spices 2257
Wheno's Web 2242

GETOUTOFMYWAY 2244
Magpie Mafia 2171

ZedForce 2271
The Willies 2269

Harryshawks 2262
Slothy 2226

Port-A-Potties 2298
Jim's TigerRoos 2283

Chops Clots 2300
The Kings Army 2215

Jays Jocks 2230
Eddieslittleindians 2114

Ladder

1 Wild Horne Berry 1 0 2254 2112 106.72 4
2 Jays Jocks 1 0 2230 2114 105.49 4
3 Chops Clots 1 0 2300 2215 103.84 4
4 GETOUTOFMYWAY 1 0 2244 2171 103.36 4
5 Marty McFlys 1 0 2271 2211 102.71 4
6 Harryshawks 1 0 2262 2226 101.62 4
7 Herbs'N'Spices 1 0 2257 2242 100.67 4
8 Port-A-Potties 1 0 2298 2283 100.66 4

9 ZedForce 1 0 2271 2269 100.09 4
10 The Willies 0 1 2269 2271 99.91 0
11 Jim's TigerRoos 0 1 2283 2298 99.35 0
12 Wheno's Web 0 1 2242 2257 99.34 0
13 Slothy 0 1 2226 2262 98.41 0
14 Coro Cuckoo's 0 1 2211 2271 97.36 0
15 Magpie Mafia 0 1 2171 2244 96.75 0
16 The Kings Army 0 1 2215 2300 96.30 0
17 Eddieslittleindians 0 1 2114 2230 94.80 0
18 Some Cant 0 1 2112 2254 93.70 0

A few new faces in the top eight for Divvy I but already you can tell from the scoring that this league will be very tightly contested over the year. The match of the round was perennial Div I power ZedForce falling ove the line over the demoted Willies by a mere two points. That's half a Darcy Parish turnover for anyone ever involved in a nailbiter. It was a decent comeback by Herbs'N'Spices who came back from a mile behind to knock off Wheno's Web wile Some Cant's long awaited Divvy I debut ended in tears after being belted by Wild Horne Berry.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG PREMIER - ROUND 1

Pool Swimmers 2262
REBCats 2219

Wiggbros 2245
Head Butters 2166

Poon Army 2183
DAISYSDUDS 2146

Hondo9798s 2362
Cowpokes 2136

Summer of George 2270
TEAM_FISH 2225

The Dukes 2339
Sharks 2309

Ecky's Fevolas 2306
Roosters 2289

Captain Who? 2450
Mediocre at Best 2287

Yardstick FC 2297
Jobby's goat 2244

Ladder

1 Hondo9798s 1 0 2362 2136 110.58 4
2 Captain Who? 1 0 2450 2287 107.13 4
3 Wiggbros 1 0 2245 2166 103.65 4
4 Yardstick FC 1 0 2297 2244 102.36 4
5 Summer of George 1 0 2270 2225 102.02 4
6 Pool Swimmers 1 0 2262 2219 101.94 4
7 Poon Army 1 0 2183 2146 101.72 4
8 The Dukes 1 0 2339 2309 101.30 4

9 Ecky's Fevolas 1 0 2306 2289 100.74 4
10 Roosters 0 1 2289 2306 99.26 0
11 Sharks 0 1 2309 2339 98.72 0
12 DAISYSDUDS 0 1 2146 2183 98.31 0
13 REBCats 0 1 2219 2262 98.10 0
14 TEAM_FISH 0 1 2225 2270 98.02 0
15 Jobby's goat 0 1 2244 2297 97.69 0
16 Head Butters 0 1 2166 2245 96.48 0
17 Mediocre at Best 0 1 2287 2450 93.35 0
18 Cowpokes 0 1 2136 2362 90.43 0

The 20th Hogg Premier League season kicked off with two time and reigning premier Captain Who making a big statement with a Hogg high 2450 which left traditional slow starter Mediocre at Best wallowing in the Captain's wake. Hondo once again showed their capacity for good scoring with a comfortable win over Premier newcomer Cowpokes who were shown in no uncertain terms that the Premier League is a step up in class. A few of the big teams did not start so well; FISH were caught out by George and DAISY didn't produce his usual scoring as his DUDS provided an arse win for Poon Army who of course did not deserve it with his dodgy score. Teams like Sharks, Roosters and Mediocre are probably wondering what they have to do when Hammo salutes with a score of under 2200. And no I'm not salty at all that I scored more but lost. ffs.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG DIVISION V - Round 2

Norf 1660
Fine Wines 1555

Red Devils 1765
Cellar Dwellers 1704

Hampstead Hawks 1785
PowerFailure 1647

HereComesTheSuns 1941
Go Tiges 1817

Random Crow Fan 1876
Autopick Allstars 1745

TooManyChickens 1863
West Coast Wonders 1746

Port Power Champs 1977
The backhoes 1683

Docked My Cox 1957
Razorbacks667 1411

Ladder

1 TooManyChickens 2 0 3975 3347 118.76 8
2 Docked My Cox 2 0 3999 3429 116.62 8
3 Random Crow Fan 2 0 4151 3826 108.49 8
4 Hampstead Hawks 2 0 4113 3815 107.81 8
5 Port Power Champs 1 1 3995 3725 107.25 4
6 Cellar Dwellers 1 1 3928 3811 103.07 4
7 Autopick Allstars 1 1 3943 3904 101.00 4
8 Go Tiges 1 1 4154 4119 100.85 4

9 HereComesTheSuns 1 1 3807 3797 100.26 4
10 West Coast Wonders 1 1 3726 3729 99.92 4
11 Norf 1 1 3706 3779 98.07 4
12 Red Devils 1 1 3943 4041 97.57 4
13 Fine Wines 0 2 3723 3988 93.36 0
14 PowerFailure 0 2 3675 3983 92.27 0
15 The backhoes 0 2 3764 4252 88.52 0
16 Razorbacks667 0 2 3012 4069 74.02 0

Three Divvy V sides went large in a round where 17 to 1800 was a par score. HereCome'you never talk abot us'thesuns had a breakthrough win against the highest scoring team in the leauge as the Sunnies posted 1941 to leave the Tiges in the shade. Port Power Champs did even better with a 1977 which buried the backhoes. Docked my Cox was the other side to score well as they racked up a solid percentage booster of last placed Redbacks.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division IV - Round 2

Giants Legends 1899
Robsquad 1874

Trades of Glory 1781
Hodgey's Heroes 1735

The Ginger Ninjas 1944
The Heat 1720

SteveFromGuidance 1858
Pigs Arsenal 1790

Constance Perm 1798
Fantasy Virgin 1746

Port for Ever 2048
Brodlach Bombers 1680

Paragon 1808
Killer Wombats 1721

Bold City Barras 1761
Benno's Beasts 1571

Star Midfield 1856
Biker Babes Best 1770

Ladder

1 Port for Ever 2 0 4133 3743 110.42 8
2 Trades of Glory 2 0 4150 3895 106.55 8
3 Constance Perm 2 0 4030 3868 104.19 8
4 Pigs Arsenal 1 1 4043 3775 107.10 4
5 Killer Wombats 1 1 3982 3765 105.76 4
6 Bold City Barras 1 1 4089 3908 104.63 4
7 Hodgey's Heroes 1 1 3910 3769 103.74 4
8 The Ginger Ninjas 1 1 4114 3998 102.90 4

9 Robsquad 1 1 4152 4069 102.04 4
10 Paragon 1 1 3930 3953 99.42 4
11 The Heat 1 1 4005 4031 99.35 4
12 Star Midfield 1 1 3943 4055 97.24 4
13 SteveFromGuidance 1 1 4018 4159 96.61 4
14 Giants Legends 1 1 3887 4049 96.00 4
15 Brodlach Bombers 1 1 4017 4376 91.80 4
16 Biker Babes Best 0 2 3853 3941 97.77 0
17 Fantasy Virgin 0 2 3663 4051 90.42 0
18 Benno's Beasts 0 2 3528 4022 87.72 0

Port had a good win over the Bombers and in Divvy IV the same thing happened as Port Fever carded a frankly ridiculous 2048 to pulvervize Brodlach's Bombers as well. The Ginger Ninjas gave The Heat the chop as Gingernuts won his first game for many rounds after a poor season in Division III last season. Captain X was the culprit there that put The Heat in the cooler. SteveFromGuidance knocked off Pigs Arsenal for their first win while Hogg rookie Paragon secured their first ever victory when they knocked off the Wombats.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division III - Round 2

Pigs Arsenal 1790
The Cats 1655

Hawkers 1928
Dream Team 1706

Blighty Teasdale 1942
Anytime Turtles 1743

Sarah's Dream Team 1931
Young's Young Ones 1804

Golden Fleece 1799
Fightin' Ryan 1769

The Bye 1938
Crow Call 1726

Bont's neighbour 1792
Chicken Twisties 1701

True North 1899
Flysflagpies 1837

Brads Rookies 1943
Adelaide Crows 1730

Ladder

1 The Bye 2 0 4282 3821 112.06 8
2 Hawkers 2 0 4371 3915 111.65 8
3 Brads Rookies 2 0 4245 3865 109.83 8
4 Blighty Teasdale 2 0 4104 3880 105.77 8
5 Pigs Arsenal 2 0 4043 3849 105.04 8
6 True North 2 0 4111 2149 191.30 8
7 Adelaide Crows 1 1 4086 4012 101.84 4
8 Dream Team 1 1 3979 3963 100.40 4

9 Chicken Twisties 1 1 3993 4020 99.33 4
10 Golden Fleece 1 1 4027 4061 99.16 4
11 Bont's neighbour 1 1 3927 4003 98.10 4
12 Sarah's Dream Team 1 1 4026 4148 97.06 4
13 Fightin' Ryan 0 2 3906 3961 98.61 0
14 Anytime Turtles 0 2 3937 4195 93.85 0
15 Crow Call 0 2 3875 4150 93.37 0
16 Flysflagpies 0 2 3906 4255 91.80 0
17 Young's Young Ones 0 2 3839 4204 91.32 0
18 The Cats 0 2 3864 4233 91.28 0

Quite a few teams got amongst the scoring this week in Divvy III but already Stickers and his The Bye are absolutely flying this season. The Bye sits on top of the ladder scoring nicely so far this season as they murdered Crow Call and gathered some percentage while they were at it. Six teams have cleared out already in Divvy III so it will be interesting to see if they get dragged back over the remainder of the bye rounds.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division II - Round 2

Cathy's Cream 1873
Crowmagnon 1830

Ugly Ducklings 1837
Skehan's Sauce 1832

Trotters 1741
Cossi's Carnts 1684

Failed Creation 1854
Next to Nicks 1743

Persh FC 1779
Underbelly 1767

Power Rules 1948
Pigs Arsenal 1790

King Cobwebs 1894
Cobras 1717

wycbloods 1898
Wizard's Sleeves 1733

Greedy Guns 1733
Smashed Crab 1699

Ladder

1 King Cobwebs 2 0 4272 3950 108.15 8
2 Persh FC 2 0 4176 3945 105.86 8
3 Failed Creation 2 0 4152 3966 104.69 8
4 Greedy Guns 2 0 3991 3930 101.55 8
5 Crowmagnon 1 1 4200 4014 104.63 4
6 wycbloods 1 1 4129 3991 103.46 4
7 Underbelly 1 1 3978 3885 102.39 4
8 Wizard's Sleeves 1 1 4044 3972 101.81 4

9 Cathy's Cream 1 1 4147 4106 101.00 4
10 Pigs Arsenal 1 1 4043 4040 100.07 4
11 Trotters 1 1 3847 3895 98.77 4
12 Cossi's Carnts 1 1 3960 4015 98.63 4
13 Ugly Ducklings 1 1 4060 4130 98.31 4
14 Power Rules 1 1 4022 4101 98.07 4
15 Smashed Crab 0 2 3932 4111 95.65 0
16 Skehan's Sauce 0 2 3973 4207 94.44 0
17 Next to Nicks 0 2 3835 4107 93.38 0
18 Cobras 0 2 3895 4291 90.77 0

It was struggletown in Divvy II with scores down across the board. The only team who had a big week scoring wise was Power Rules who were bottom of the ladder the week before. Power Rules smashed Pigs Arsenal to open thier account and jump off the bottom of the ladder. Last year's Divvy I strugglers have started the season off pretty well with both in the top eight with wycbloods who got on the board after walloping the Wizards. Long time Divvy II side Cobras is dragging the chain a bit so far so young Dale will be looking for a lift soon.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division I - Round 2

Some Cant 1959
Coro Cuckoo's 1829

Wild Horne Berry 1818
Wheno's Web 1806

GETOUTOFMYWAY 1881
Marty McFlys 1819

ZedForce 1719
Herbs'N'Spices 1676

Harryshawks 1883
Magpie Mafia 1786

Port-A-Potties 1768
The Willies 1625

Slothy 1868
Chops Clots 1773

Jays Jocks 1777
Jim's TigerRoos 1585

The Kings Army 1780
Eddieslittleindians 1686

Ladder

1 Jays Jocks 2 0 4007 3699 108.33 8
2 Port-A-Potties 2 0 4066 3908 104.04 8
3 Wild Horne Berry 2 0 4072 3918 103.93 8
4 GETOUTOFMYWAY 2 0 4125 3990 103.38 8
5 Harryshawks 2 0 4145 4012 103.32 8
6 ZedForce 2 0 3990 3945 101.14 8
7 Slothy 1 1 4094 4035 101.46 4
8 The Kings Army 1 1 3995 3986 100.23 4

9 Marty McFlys 1 1 4090 4092 99.95 4
10 Chops Clots 1 1 4073 4083 99.76 4
11 Some Cant 1 1 4071 4083 99.71 4
12 Herbs'N'Spices 1 1 3933 3961 99.29 4
13 Wheno's Web 0 2 4048 4075 99.34 0
14 The Willies 0 2 3894 4039 96.41 0
15 Magpie Mafia 0 2 3957 4127 95.88 0
16 Coro Cuckoo's 0 2 4040 4230 95.51 0
17 Jim's TigerRoos 0 2 3868 4010 96.46 0
18 Eddieslittleindians 0 2 3800 4010 94.76 0

Some Cant has shown they belong with the big boys after they racked up 1959 to clean the Cuckoo's Clock with the highest score of the league. The Kings Army enjoyed a rare victory over Eddieslittleindians who had a poor season last year and haven't started off that well this season either. Last year's gun sides Port-A-Potties and Jays Jocks have backed up already while ZedForce scored bugger all but still managed to win their match.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Premier League - Round 2

REBCats 1744
Wiggbros 1740

Poon Army 1842
Pool Swimmers 1789

Head Butters 1845
Cowpokes 1818

Summer of George 1755
DAISYSDUDS 1675

Hondo9798s 1916
Sharks 1779

TEAM_FISH 1909
Ecky's Fevolas 1646

The Dukes 1785
Captain Who? 1780

Roosters 1860
Jobby's goat 1767

Mediocre at Best 1690
Yardstick FC 1660

Ladder

1 Hondo9798s 2 0 4278 3915 109.27 8
2 Summer of George 2 0 4025 3900 103.21 8
3 Poon Army 2 0 4025 3935 102.29 8
4 The Dukes 2 0 4124 4089 100.86 8
5 TEAM_FISH 1 1 4134 3916 105.57 4
6 Captain Who? 1 1 4230 4072 103.88 4
7 Wiggbros 1 1 3985 3910 101.92 4
8 Roosters 1 1 4149 4073 101.87 4

9 Yardstick FC 1 1 3957 3934 100.58 4
10 Pool Swimmers 1 1 4051 4061 99.75 4
11 REBCats 1 1 3963 4002 99.03 4
12 Headbutters 1 1 4011 4063 98.72 4
13 Mediocre at Best 1 1 3977 4110 96.76 4
14 Ecky's Fevolas 1 1 3952 4198 94.14 4
15 DAISYSDUDS 0 2 3821 3938 97.03 0
16 Jobby's goat 0 2 4011 4157 96.49 0
17 Sharks 0 2 4088 4255 96.08 0
18 Cowpokes 0 2 3954 4207 93.99 0

It was a collective fail by the Premier League this week in SuperCoach as the scores in comparision with the so called lower leagues were all well down. Only Hondo and FISH managed to record a good score with several teams in the league lucky enough to record victories with ordinary scores. Low scoring usually means close matches and in an even comp luck plays a part and my REBCats had their share of luck to defeat Wiggbros by a mere four points. The Dukes managed to score a bit better than the REBCats in their five point win over Captain Who while Mediocre managed a win with a score of only 1690. It looks as though this league has been mindful of the byes with most coaches avoiding some of the high scoring options that might have been selected by lower league coaches. EIther way, we scored **** all.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division V - Round 3

Norf 1840
Red Devils 1712

Fine Wines 1824
PowerFailure 1799

Cellar Dwellers 1831
HereComesTheSuns 1759

Hampstead Hawks 1999
Random Crow Fan 1812

Go Tiges 1929
TooManyChickens 1490

Autopick Allstars 1805
Port Power Champs 1769

Docked My Cox 1952
West Coast Wonders 1873

Razorbacks667 1924
The backhoes 1633

Ladder

1 Docked My Cox 3 0 5951 5302 112.24 12
2 Hampstead Hawks 3 0 6112 5627 108.62 12
3 Go Tiges 2 1 6083 5609 108.45 8
4 TooManyChickens 2 1 5465 5276 103.58 8
5 Cellar Dwellers 2 1 5759 5570 103.39 8
6 Random Crow Fan 2 1 5963 5825 102.37 8
7 Autopick Allstars 2 1 5748 5673 101.32 8
8 Norf 2 1 5546 5491 101.00 8

9 Port Power Champs 1 2 5764 5530 104.23 4
10 HereComesTheSuns 1 2 5566 5628 98.90 4
11 West Coast Wonders 1 2 5599 5681 98.56 4
12 Red Devils 1 2 5655 5881 96.16 4
13 Fine Wines 1 2 5547 5787 95.85 4
14 Razorbacks667 1 2 4936 5702 86.57 4
15 PowerFailure 0 3 5474 5807 94.27 0
16 The backhoes 0 3 5397 6176 87.39 0

Quite a few Division V coaches have belied their lowly status with a cracking start to the season. Hampstead Hawks remain unbeaten after they scored the second highest score in the Hogg this week with a more than respectable 1999. Go Tiges have been strong all season and they got back on the winners list with a massive 439 point victory over the previous ladder leaders TooManyChickens who must of had too many donuts. Docked cox are the new top side also unbeaten and another team to score well this week being far too good for West Coast Wonders. The most remarkable result of the week was by perrennial SuperCoach underarchivers Razorbacks scoring a cracking 1924 over our resident yankee backhoes who was the luckless coach on the receiving end. A suprisingly competitive start to this league in 2026.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division IV - Round 3

Trades of Glory 1769
Giants Legends 1647

The Heat 1874
Robsquad 1836

Hodgey's Heroes 1915
Pigs Arsenal 1832

The Ginger Ninjas 1808
Biker Babes Best 1500

Constance Perm 1893
SteveFromGuidance 1796

Brodlach Bombers 1827
Star Midfield 1646

Fantasy Virgin 1840
Killer Wombats 1468

Port for Ever 1816
Benno's Beasts 1815

Paragon 1875
Bold City Barras 1840

Ladder

1 Port for Ever 3 0 5949 5558 107.03 12
2 Trades of Glory 3 0 5919 5542 106.80 12
3 Constance Perm 3 0 5923 5664 104.57 12
4 The Ginger Ninjas 2 1 5922 5498 107.71 8
5 Hodgey's Heroes 2 1 5825 5601 104.00 8
6 Paragon 2 1 5805 5793 100.21 8
7 The Heat 2 1 5879 5867 100.20 8
8 Brodlach Bombers 2 1 5844 6022 97.04 8

9 Pigs Arsenal 1 2 5875 5690 103.25 4
10 Bold City Barras 1 2 5929 5783 102.52 4
11 Robsquad 1 2 5988 5943 100.76 4
12 Fantasy Virgin 1 2 5503 5519 99.71 4
13 Killer Wombats 1 2 5450 5605 97.23 4
14 SteveFromGuidance 1 2 5814 6052 96.07 4
15 Giants Legends 1 2 5534 5818 95.12 4
16 Star Midfield 1 2 5589 5882 95.02 4
17 Biker Babes Best 0 3 5333 5749 92.76 0
18 Benno's Beasts 0 3 5343 5838 91.52 0

Port Fever, Glory and Constance have snuck away from the pack after three weeks of Divvy IV action on the weekend. Port Fever managed to maintain thier position with a one point win over the bottom side Benno's Beasts which shows how close this league might be this season with any team a chance on a given day, except for Giants Legends with Keryn's Giants sitting this one out this week. A couple of teams who have traditionally struggled at this level in The Heat and Trades of Glory have got off to a fine start to the season. Heat (The Jellyz last season) have never seriously threatened the top eight of Division IV before while two years ago Glory were stoe motherless on the table before a drop to Division V. The Ginger Ninjas have also rebounded well after their poor season in Divvy III last year. My mob Pigs Arsenal was expect to Boss this league but for the second week running copped the highest score of the round as 5th ranked Hodgey took me to the cleaners. Another highly rated coach accidentally down from Divvy II in Guidance is also a bit wobbly so it's a bit topsy turvy this ladder. Well done Fantasy Virgin for breaking their cherry and I know I use that line every year for that team. One virgin a year now wouldn't that be something. More to come? Probably not actually.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division III - Round 3

The Cats 1824
Dream Team 1802

Pigs Arsenal 1832
Blighty Teasdale 1743

Sarah's Dream Team 1809
Hawkers 1638

Anytime Turtles 1893
Golden Fleece 1875

Crow Call 1831
Young's Young Ones 1801

Fightin' Ryan 1923
Bont's neighbour 1916

Flysflagpies 1770
The Bye 1657

Chicken Twisties 1991
Adelaide Crows 1928

True North 1873
Brads Rookies 1668

Ladder

1 True North 3 0 5984 5654 105.84 12
2 Pigs Arsenal 3 0 5875 5592 105.06 12
3 The Bye 2 1 5939 5591 106.22 8
4 Hawkers 2 1 6009 5724 104.98 8
5 Brads Rookies 2 1 5913 5738 103.05 8
6 Blighty Teasdale 2 1 5847 5712 102.36 8
7 Sarah's Dream Team 2 1 5835 5786 100.85 8
8 Chicken Twisties 2 1 5984 5948 100.61 8

9 Adelaide Crows 1 2 6014 6003 100.18 4
10 Dream Team 1 2 5781 5787 99.90 4
11 Fightin' Ryan 1 2 5829 5877 99.18 4
12 Golden Fleece 1 2 5902 5954 99.13 4
13 Bont's neighbour 1 2 5843 5926 98.60 4
14 Anytime Turtles 1 2 5830 6070 96.05 4
15 Flysflagpies 1 2 5676 5912 96.01 4
16 Crow Call 1 2 5706 5951 95.88 4
17 The Cats 1 2 5688 6035 94.25 4
18 Young's Young Ones 0 3 5640 6035 93.45 0

In what is a first in the Hogg Shield, we have a husband and wife team topping their respective Hogg leagues. Here in Divvy III True North (aka Kelly Creation) is top of the ladder while Failed Creation is on top in Divvy II. True North are at the top along with Pigs Arsenal who are somehow up there despite not scoring a lot. The Bye and Hawkers hadn't done much wrong to date in 2026 but the wheels fell off in no uncertain terms during a horror bye round that had no Dogs, Hawks, or Swans. On the flipside, 2025 guns Flys Flagpies finally dusted off their uniforms and turned up to play as they knocked off The Bye. The unlucky teams this week were Adelaide Crows and especially bont who both scored pretty well but didn't get the chocolates, not what you need with Easter coming up. Still, it's too early to panic for anyone, even Youngy who is stone motherless and left behind at the starting gate by the rest.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division II - Round 3

Crowmagnon 1937
Ugly Ducklings 1790

Cathy's Cream 1715
Trotters 1695

Skehan's Sauce 1794
Next to Nicks 1587

Cossi's Carnts 1956
Persh FC 1887

Failed Creation 1898
Power Rules 1720

Underbelly 1856
King Cobwebs 1730

wycbloods 1898
Pigs Arsenal 1832

Greedy Guns 1977
Cobras 1819

Wizard's Sleeves 1863
Smashed Crab 1654

Ladder

1 Failed Creation 3 0 6050 5686 106.40 12
2 Greedy Guns 3 0 5968 5749 103.81 12
3 Crowmagnon 2 1 6137 5804 105.74 8
4 Wizard's Sleeves 2 1 5907 5626 104.99 8
5 Underbelly 2 1 5834 5615 103.90 8
6 wycbloods 2 1 6027 5823 103.50 8
7 King Cobwebs 2 1 6002 5806 103.38 8
8 Persh FC 2 1 6063 5901 102.75 8

9 Cathy's Cream 2 1 5862 5801 101.05 8
10 Cossi's Carnts 2 1 5916 5902 100.24 8
11 Skehan's Sauce 1 2 5767 5794 99.53 4
12 Pigs Arsenal 1 2 5875 5938 98.94 4
13 Trotters 1 2 5542 5610 98.79 4
14 Ugly Ducklings 1 2 5850 6067 96.42 4
15 Power Rules 1 2 5742 5999 95.72 4
16 Smashed Crab 0 3 5586 5974 93.51 0
17 Next to Nicks 0 3 5422 5901 91.88 0
18 Cobras 0 3 5714 6268 91.16 0

Just like his missus, Failed Creation is on fire and on top of the ladder. The Greedy Guns are keeping pace in a long overdue strong showing at this level after missing the starting gun last season. The teams that went up and the teams that came down are all in the top eight at the moment with the Divvy I boys wycbllods and Crowmag in particular putting in a strong start to the season. Greedy Guns top scored for the week but perhaps the most impressive win was by Cossi who defeated a Persh team that doesn't lose all that many matches these days so a big win for Cossi there. Crowmag was another team that got amongst the scoring as they sank the pre-season top seed with the Ducks not taking flight yet at this stage. Spare a thought for the Cobras who have copped a ridiculous 6268 against him in three weeks. This is the most scored against any one team in the Hogg this season so Dale is due a break on that score this week and beyond.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division I - Round 3

Wheno's Web 1920
Some Cant 1816

Coro Cuckoo's 1927
GETOUTOFMYWAY 1855

ZedForce 1818
Wild Horne Berry 1782

Marty McFlys 1909
Harryshawks 1751

Herbs'N'Spices 1809
Port-A-Potties 1683

Chops Clots 1900
Magpie Mafia 1794

Jays Jocks 1778
The Willies 1731

Eddieslittleindians 1868
Slothy 1849

Jim's TigerRoos 2027
The Kings Army 1850

Ladder

1 Jays Jocks 3 0 5785 5430 106.54 12
2 ZedForce 3 0 5808 5727 101.41 12
3 Marty McFlys 2 1 5999 5843 102.67 8
4 Wild Horne Berry 2 1 5854 5736 102.06 8
5 Herbs'N'Spices 2 1 5742 5644 101.74 8
6 Chops Clots 2 1 5973 5877 101.63 8
7 GETOUTOFMYWAY 2 1 5980 5917 101.06 8
8 Port-A-Potties 2 1 5749 5717 100.56 8

9 Harryshawks 2 1 5896 5921 99.58 8
10 Wheno's Web 1 2 5968 5891 101.31 4
11 Slothy 1 2 5943 5903 100.68 4
12 Jim's TigerRoos 1 2 5895 5925 99.49 4
13 Some Cant 1 2 5887 6003 98.07 4
14 Coro Cuckoo's 1 2 5967 6085 98.06 4
15 The Kings Army 1 2 5845 6013 97.21 4
16 Eddieslittleindians 1 2 5668 5859 96.74 4
17 The Willies 0 3 5625 5817 96.70 0
18 Magpie Mafia 0 3 5751 6027 95.42 0

The Kings Army had gotten themselves into the eight but got smashed this week as they were on the wrong end of a remarkable round of scoring by Jims TigerRoos who racked up 2027 to stun the Cub. It's the kind of win that can kickstart a season seeing as the TigerRoos had endured a rather lengthy losing run at the back of end of last year and the first two games of this season. Jays Jocks and Zedman have the happy knack of of scoring bugger all but winning matches and that's exactly the skill you need to have if you are going to be in a position to audition for the Premier League come August. Both sides undefeated even though they aren't exactly racking up the points at this stage. Chops Clots are usually big scorers but have had trouble winning matches in the past (every league seems to have a side like this) but the Clots are finally rising to the top and if they can make the eight then they could do some real damage later on in the year. It's a bit early for Carlton like oh shit moments but the Willies have been a flop so far not scoring points and not winning matches either. Magpie Mafia struggled through last season and so far it looks like more of the same for Roscoe.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Premier League - Round 3

REBCats 1844
Poon Army 1808

Wiggbros 1993
Cowpokes 1892

Pool Swimmers 1878
Summer of George 1763

Sharks 1882
Head Butters 1733

Ecky's Fevolas 1870
DAISYSDUDS 1728

Captain Who? 1972
Hondo9798s 1803

TEAM_FISH 1881
Jobby's goat 1692

The Dukes 1991
Yardstick FC 1865

Mediocre at Best 1879
Roosters 1770

Ladder

1 The Dukes 3 0 6115 5954 102.70 12
2 TEAM_FISH 2 1 6015 5608 107.26 8
3 Captain Who? 2 1 6202 5875 105.57 8
4 Hondo9798s 2 1 6081 5887 103.30 8
5 Wiggbros 2 1 5978 5802 103.03 8
6 Pool Swimmers 2 1 5929 5824 101.80 8
7 Poon Army 2 1 5833 5779 100.93 8
8 Summer of George 2 1 5788 5778 100.17 8

9 REBCats 2 1 5807 5810 99.95 8
10 Mediocre at Best 2 1 5856 5880 99.59 8
11 Ecky's Fevolas 2 1 5822 5926 98.25 8
12 Sharks 1 2 5970 5988 99.70 4
13 Roosters 1 2 5919 5952 99.45 4
14 Yardstick FC 1 2 5822 5925 98.26 4
15 Headbutters 1 2 5744 5945 96.62 4
16 DAISYSDUDS 0 3 5549 5808 95.54 0
17 Jobby's goat 0 3 5703 6038 94.45 0
18 Cowpokes 0 3 5846 6200 94.29 0

It's been an outstanding start to The Dukes' first ever Premier League campaign as they stand alone undefeated at the top of the table after three rounds. The 2025 Div I champion has made every post a winner so far as Yardstick found out being on the wrong end of a 126 point loss. Hondo was knocked off the top of the ladder by the reigning premier Captain Who as they racked up 1972. Wiggbros hit back from their unlucky loss last week with the top score of the week which left them 101 points to the good on Cowpokes. Poon Army copped a rare loss to their bunny team REBCats who still can't get in the eight while the struggling Sharks managed to open their account and clamber away from the danger zone on the ladder. Down the arse end DAISY hasn't quite got going yet this season but he's too good to hang around down there while jury is out on Jobby who haven't really managed to get a foothold at this level just yet.

regards,

REB