Hogg Shield 2026

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG DIVISION I - ROUND 1

Wild Horne Berry 2254
Some Cant 2112

Marty McFlys 2271
Coro Cuckoo's 2211

Herbs'N'Spices 2257
Wheno's Web 2242

GETOUTOFMYWAY 2244
Magpie Mafia 2171

ZedForce 2271
The Willies 2269

Harryshawks 2262
Slothy 2226

Port-A-Potties 2298
Jim's TigerRoos 2283

Chops Clots 2300
The Kings Army 2215

Jays Jocks 2230
Eddieslittleindians 2114

Ladder

1 Wild Horne Berry 1 0 2254 2112 106.72 4
2 Jays Jocks 1 0 2230 2114 105.49 4
3 Chops Clots 1 0 2300 2215 103.84 4
4 GETOUTOFMYWAY 1 0 2244 2171 103.36 4
5 Marty McFlys 1 0 2271 2211 102.71 4
6 Harryshawks 1 0 2262 2226 101.62 4
7 Herbs'N'Spices 1 0 2257 2242 100.67 4
8 Port-A-Potties 1 0 2298 2283 100.66 4

9 ZedForce 1 0 2271 2269 100.09 4
10 The Willies 0 1 2269 2271 99.91 0
11 Jim's TigerRoos 0 1 2283 2298 99.35 0
12 Wheno's Web 0 1 2242 2257 99.34 0
13 Slothy 0 1 2226 2262 98.41 0
14 Coro Cuckoo's 0 1 2211 2271 97.36 0
15 Magpie Mafia 0 1 2171 2244 96.75 0
16 The Kings Army 0 1 2215 2300 96.30 0
17 Eddieslittleindians 0 1 2114 2230 94.80 0
18 Some Cant 0 1 2112 2254 93.70 0

A few new faces in the top eight for Divvy I but already you can tell from the scoring that this league will be very tightly contested over the year. The match of the round was perennial Div I power ZedForce falling ove the line over the demoted Willies by a mere two points. That's half a Darcy Parish turnover for anyone ever involved in a nailbiter. It was a decent comeback by Herbs'N'Spices who came back from a mile behind to knock off Wheno's Web wile Some Cant's long awaited Divvy I debut ended in tears after being belted by Wild Horne Berry.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG PREMIER - ROUND 1

Pool Swimmers 2262
REBCats 2219

Wiggbros 2245
Head Butters 2166

Poon Army 2183
DAISYSDUDS 2146

Hondo9798s 2362
Cowpokes 2136

Summer of George 2270
TEAM_FISH 2225

The Dukes 2339
Sharks 2309

Ecky's Fevolas 2306
Roosters 2289

Captain Who? 2450
Mediocre at Best 2287

Yardstick FC 2297
Jobby's goat 2244

Ladder

1 Hondo9798s 1 0 2362 2136 110.58 4
2 Captain Who? 1 0 2450 2287 107.13 4
3 Wiggbros 1 0 2245 2166 103.65 4
4 Yardstick FC 1 0 2297 2244 102.36 4
5 Summer of George 1 0 2270 2225 102.02 4
6 Pool Swimmers 1 0 2262 2219 101.94 4
7 Poon Army 1 0 2183 2146 101.72 4
8 The Dukes 1 0 2339 2309 101.30 4

9 Ecky's Fevolas 1 0 2306 2289 100.74 4
10 Roosters 0 1 2289 2306 99.26 0
11 Sharks 0 1 2309 2339 98.72 0
12 DAISYSDUDS 0 1 2146 2183 98.31 0
13 REBCats 0 1 2219 2262 98.10 0
14 TEAM_FISH 0 1 2225 2270 98.02 0
15 Jobby's goat 0 1 2244 2297 97.69 0
16 Head Butters 0 1 2166 2245 96.48 0
17 Mediocre at Best 0 1 2287 2450 93.35 0
18 Cowpokes 0 1 2136 2362 90.43 0

The 20th Hogg Premier League season kicked off with two time and reigning premier Captain Who making a big statement with a Hogg high 2450 which left traditional slow starter Mediocre at Best wallowing in the Captain's wake. Hondo once again showed their capacity for good scoring with a comfortable win over Premier newcomer Cowpokes who were shown in no uncertain terms that the Premier League is a step up in class. A few of the big teams did not start so well; FISH were caught out by George and DAISY didn't produce his usual scoring as his DUDS provided an arse win for Poon Army who of course did not deserve it with his dodgy score. Teams like Sharks, Roosters and Mediocre are probably wondering what they have to do when Hammo salutes with a score of under 2200. And no I'm not salty at all that I scored more but lost. ffs.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

HOGG DIVISION V - Round 2

Norf 1660
Fine Wines 1555

Red Devils 1765
Cellar Dwellers 1704

Hampstead Hawks 1785
PowerFailure 1647

HereComesTheSuns 1941
Go Tiges 1817

Random Crow Fan 1876
Autopick Allstars 1745

TooManyChickens 1863
West Coast Wonders 1746

Port Power Champs 1977
The backhoes 1683

Docked My Cox 1957
Razorbacks667 1411

Ladder

1 TooManyChickens 2 0 3975 3347 118.76 8
2 Docked My Cox 2 0 3999 3429 116.62 8
3 Random Crow Fan 2 0 4151 3826 108.49 8
4 Hampstead Hawks 2 0 4113 3815 107.81 8
5 Port Power Champs 1 1 3995 3725 107.25 4
6 Cellar Dwellers 1 1 3928 3811 103.07 4
7 Autopick Allstars 1 1 3943 3904 101.00 4
8 Go Tiges 1 1 4154 4119 100.85 4

9 HereComesTheSuns 1 1 3807 3797 100.26 4
10 West Coast Wonders 1 1 3726 3729 99.92 4
11 Norf 1 1 3706 3779 98.07 4
12 Red Devils 1 1 3943 4041 97.57 4
13 Fine Wines 0 2 3723 3988 93.36 0
14 PowerFailure 0 2 3675 3983 92.27 0
15 The backhoes 0 2 3764 4252 88.52 0
16 Razorbacks667 0 2 3012 4069 74.02 0

Three Divvy V sides went large in a round where 17 to 1800 was a par score. HereCome'you never talk abot us'thesuns had a breakthrough win against the highest scoring team in the leauge as the Sunnies posted 1941 to leave the Tiges in the shade. Port Power Champs did even better with a 1977 which buried the backhoes. Docked my Cox was the other side to score well as they racked up a solid percentage booster of last placed Redbacks.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division IV - Round 2

Giants Legends 1899
Robsquad 1874

Trades of Glory 1781
Hodgey's Heroes 1735

The Ginger Ninjas 1944
The Heat 1720

SteveFromGuidance 1858
Pigs Arsenal 1790

Constance Perm 1798
Fantasy Virgin 1746

Port for Ever 2048
Brodlach Bombers 1680

Paragon 1808
Killer Wombats 1721

Bold City Barras 1761
Benno's Beasts 1571

Star Midfield 1856
Biker Babes Best 1770

Ladder

1 Port for Ever 2 0 4133 3743 110.42 8
2 Trades of Glory 2 0 4150 3895 106.55 8
3 Constance Perm 2 0 4030 3868 104.19 8
4 Pigs Arsenal 1 1 4043 3775 107.10 4
5 Killer Wombats 1 1 3982 3765 105.76 4
6 Bold City Barras 1 1 4089 3908 104.63 4
7 Hodgey's Heroes 1 1 3910 3769 103.74 4
8 The Ginger Ninjas 1 1 4114 3998 102.90 4

9 Robsquad 1 1 4152 4069 102.04 4
10 Paragon 1 1 3930 3953 99.42 4
11 The Heat 1 1 4005 4031 99.35 4
12 Star Midfield 1 1 3943 4055 97.24 4
13 SteveFromGuidance 1 1 4018 4159 96.61 4
14 Giants Legends 1 1 3887 4049 96.00 4
15 Brodlach Bombers 1 1 4017 4376 91.80 4
16 Biker Babes Best 0 2 3853 3941 97.77 0
17 Fantasy Virgin 0 2 3663 4051 90.42 0
18 Benno's Beasts 0 2 3528 4022 87.72 0

Port had a good win over the Bombers and in Divvy IV the same thing happened as Port Fever carded a frankly ridiculous 2048 to pulvervize Brodlach's Bombers as well. The Ginger Ninjas gave The Heat the chop as Gingernuts won his first game for many rounds after a poor season in Division III last season. Captain X was the culprit there that put The Heat in the cooler. SteveFromGuidance knocked off Pigs Arsenal for their first win while Hogg rookie Paragon secured their first ever victory when they knocked off the Wombats.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division III - Round 2

Pigs Arsenal 1790
The Cats 1655

Hawkers 1928
Dream Team 1706

Blighty Teasdale 1942
Anytime Turtles 1743

Sarah's Dream Team 1931
Young's Young Ones 1804

Golden Fleece 1799
Fightin' Ryan 1769

The Bye 1938
Crow Call 1726

Bont's neighbour 1792
Chicken Twisties 1701

True North 1899
Flysflagpies 1837

Brads Rookies 1943
Adelaide Crows 1730

Ladder

1 The Bye 2 0 4282 3821 112.06 8
2 Hawkers 2 0 4371 3915 111.65 8
3 Brads Rookies 2 0 4245 3865 109.83 8
4 Blighty Teasdale 2 0 4104 3880 105.77 8
5 Pigs Arsenal 2 0 4043 3849 105.04 8
6 True North 2 0 4111 2149 191.30 8
7 Adelaide Crows 1 1 4086 4012 101.84 4
8 Dream Team 1 1 3979 3963 100.40 4

9 Chicken Twisties 1 1 3993 4020 99.33 4
10 Golden Fleece 1 1 4027 4061 99.16 4
11 Bont's neighbour 1 1 3927 4003 98.10 4
12 Sarah's Dream Team 1 1 4026 4148 97.06 4
13 Fightin' Ryan 0 2 3906 3961 98.61 0
14 Anytime Turtles 0 2 3937 4195 93.85 0
15 Crow Call 0 2 3875 4150 93.37 0
16 Flysflagpies 0 2 3906 4255 91.80 0
17 Young's Young Ones 0 2 3839 4204 91.32 0
18 The Cats 0 2 3864 4233 91.28 0

Quite a few teams got amongst the scoring this week in Divvy III but already Stickers and his The Bye are absolutely flying this season. The Bye sits on top of the ladder scoring nicely so far this season as they murdered Crow Call and gathered some percentage while they were at it. Six teams have cleared out already in Divvy III so it will be interesting to see if they get dragged back over the remainder of the bye rounds.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division II - Round 2

Cathy's Cream 1873
Crowmagnon 1830

Ugly Ducklings 1837
Skehan's Sauce 1832

Trotters 1741
Cossi's Carnts 1684

Failed Creation 1854
Next to Nicks 1743

Persh FC 1779
Underbelly 1767

Power Rules 1948
Pigs Arsenal 1790

King Cobwebs 1894
Cobras 1717

wycbloods 1898
Wizard's Sleeves 1733

Greedy Guns 1733
Smashed Crab 1699

Ladder

1 King Cobwebs 2 0 4272 3950 108.15 8
2 Persh FC 2 0 4176 3945 105.86 8
3 Failed Creation 2 0 4152 3966 104.69 8
4 Greedy Guns 2 0 3991 3930 101.55 8
5 Crowmagnon 1 1 4200 4014 104.63 4
6 wycbloods 1 1 4129 3991 103.46 4
7 Underbelly 1 1 3978 3885 102.39 4
8 Wizard's Sleeves 1 1 4044 3972 101.81 4

9 Cathy's Cream 1 1 4147 4106 101.00 4
10 Pigs Arsenal 1 1 4043 4040 100.07 4
11 Trotters 1 1 3847 3895 98.77 4
12 Cossi's Carnts 1 1 3960 4015 98.63 4
13 Ugly Ducklings 1 1 4060 4130 98.31 4
14 Power Rules 1 1 4022 4101 98.07 4
15 Smashed Crab 0 2 3932 4111 95.65 0
16 Skehan's Sauce 0 2 3973 4207 94.44 0
17 Next to Nicks 0 2 3835 4107 93.38 0
18 Cobras 0 2 3895 4291 90.77 0

It was struggletown in Divvy II with scores down across the board. The only team who had a big week scoring wise was Power Rules who were bottom of the ladder the week before. Power Rules smashed Pigs Arsenal to open thier account and jump off the bottom of the ladder. Last year's Divvy I strugglers have started the season off pretty well with both in the top eight with wycbloods who got on the board after walloping the Wizards. Long time Divvy II side Cobras is dragging the chain a bit so far so young Dale will be looking for a lift soon.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division I - Round 2

Some Cant 1959
Coro Cuckoo's 1829

Wild Horne Berry 1818
Wheno's Web 1806

GETOUTOFMYWAY 1881
Marty McFlys 1819

ZedForce 1719
Herbs'N'Spices 1676

Harryshawks 1883
Magpie Mafia 1786

Port-A-Potties 1768
The Willies 1625

Slothy 1868
Chops Clots 1773

Jays Jocks 1777
Jim's TigerRoos 1585

The Kings Army 1780
Eddieslittleindians 1686

Ladder

1 Jays Jocks 2 0 4007 3699 108.33 8
2 Port-A-Potties 2 0 4066 3908 104.04 8
3 Wild Horne Berry 2 0 4072 3918 103.93 8
4 GETOUTOFMYWAY 2 0 4125 3990 103.38 8
5 Harryshawks 2 0 4145 4012 103.32 8
6 ZedForce 2 0 3990 3945 101.14 8
7 Slothy 1 1 4094 4035 101.46 4
8 The Kings Army 1 1 3995 3986 100.23 4

9 Marty McFlys 1 1 4090 4092 99.95 4
10 Chops Clots 1 1 4073 4083 99.76 4
11 Some Cant 1 1 4071 4083 99.71 4
12 Herbs'N'Spices 1 1 3933 3961 99.29 4
13 Wheno's Web 0 2 4048 4075 99.34 0
14 The Willies 0 2 3894 4039 96.41 0
15 Magpie Mafia 0 2 3957 4127 95.88 0
16 Coro Cuckoo's 0 2 4040 4230 95.51 0
17 Jim's TigerRoos 0 2 3868 4010 96.46 0
18 Eddieslittleindians 0 2 3800 4010 94.76 0

Some Cant has shown they belong with the big boys after they racked up 1959 to clean the Cuckoo's Clock with the highest score of the league. The Kings Army enjoyed a rare victory over Eddieslittleindians who had a poor season last year and haven't started off that well this season either. Last year's gun sides Port-A-Potties and Jays Jocks have backed up already while ZedForce scored bugger all but still managed to win their match.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Premier League - Round 2

REBCats 1744
Wiggbros 1740

Poon Army 1842
Pool Swimmers 1789

Head Butters 1845
Cowpokes 1818

Summer of George 1755
DAISYSDUDS 1675

Hondo9798s 1916
Sharks 1779

TEAM_FISH 1909
Ecky's Fevolas 1646

The Dukes 1785
Captain Who? 1780

Roosters 1860
Jobby's goat 1767

Mediocre at Best 1690
Yardstick FC 1660

Ladder

1 Hondo9798s 2 0 4278 3915 109.27 8
2 Summer of George 2 0 4025 3900 103.21 8
3 Poon Army 2 0 4025 3935 102.29 8
4 The Dukes 2 0 4124 4089 100.86 8
5 TEAM_FISH 1 1 4134 3916 105.57 4
6 Captain Who? 1 1 4230 4072 103.88 4
7 Wiggbros 1 1 3985 3910 101.92 4
8 Roosters 1 1 4149 4073 101.87 4

9 Yardstick FC 1 1 3957 3934 100.58 4
10 Pool Swimmers 1 1 4051 4061 99.75 4
11 REBCats 1 1 3963 4002 99.03 4
12 Headbutters 1 1 4011 4063 98.72 4
13 Mediocre at Best 1 1 3977 4110 96.76 4
14 Ecky's Fevolas 1 1 3952 4198 94.14 4
15 DAISYSDUDS 0 2 3821 3938 97.03 0
16 Jobby's goat 0 2 4011 4157 96.49 0
17 Sharks 0 2 4088 4255 96.08 0
18 Cowpokes 0 2 3954 4207 93.99 0

It was a collective fail by the Premier League this week in SuperCoach as the scores in comparision with the so called lower leagues were all well down. Only Hondo and FISH managed to record a good score with several teams in the league lucky enough to record victories with ordinary scores. Low scoring usually means close matches and in an even comp luck plays a part and my REBCats had their share of luck to defeat Wiggbros by a mere four points. The Dukes managed to score a bit better than the REBCats in their five point win over Captain Who while Mediocre managed a win with a score of only 1690. It looks as though this league has been mindful of the byes with most coaches avoiding some of the high scoring options that might have been selected by lower league coaches. EIther way, we scored **** all.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division V - Round 3

Norf 1840
Red Devils 1712

Fine Wines 1824
PowerFailure 1799

Cellar Dwellers 1831
HereComesTheSuns 1759

Hampstead Hawks 1999
Random Crow Fan 1812

Go Tiges 1929
TooManyChickens 1490

Autopick Allstars 1805
Port Power Champs 1769

Docked My Cox 1952
West Coast Wonders 1873

Razorbacks667 1924
The backhoes 1633

Ladder

1 Docked My Cox 3 0 5951 5302 112.24 12
2 Hampstead Hawks 3 0 6112 5627 108.62 12
3 Go Tiges 2 1 6083 5609 108.45 8
4 TooManyChickens 2 1 5465 5276 103.58 8
5 Cellar Dwellers 2 1 5759 5570 103.39 8
6 Random Crow Fan 2 1 5963 5825 102.37 8
7 Autopick Allstars 2 1 5748 5673 101.32 8
8 Norf 2 1 5546 5491 101.00 8

9 Port Power Champs 1 2 5764 5530 104.23 4
10 HereComesTheSuns 1 2 5566 5628 98.90 4
11 West Coast Wonders 1 2 5599 5681 98.56 4
12 Red Devils 1 2 5655 5881 96.16 4
13 Fine Wines 1 2 5547 5787 95.85 4
14 Razorbacks667 1 2 4936 5702 86.57 4
15 PowerFailure 0 3 5474 5807 94.27 0
16 The backhoes 0 3 5397 6176 87.39 0

Quite a few Division V coaches have belied their lowly status with a cracking start to the season. Hampstead Hawks remain unbeaten after they scored the second highest score in the Hogg this week with a more than respectable 1999. Go Tiges have been strong all season and they got back on the winners list with a massive 439 point victory over the previous ladder leaders TooManyChickens who must of had too many donuts. Docked cox are the new top side also unbeaten and another team to score well this week being far too good for West Coast Wonders. The most remarkable result of the week was by perrennial SuperCoach underarchivers Razorbacks scoring a cracking 1924 over our resident yankee backhoes who was the luckless coach on the receiving end. A suprisingly competitive start to this league in 2026.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division IV - Round 3

Trades of Glory 1769
Giants Legends 1647

The Heat 1874
Robsquad 1836

Hodgey's Heroes 1915
Pigs Arsenal 1832

The Ginger Ninjas 1808
Biker Babes Best 1500

Constance Perm 1893
SteveFromGuidance 1796

Brodlach Bombers 1827
Star Midfield 1646

Fantasy Virgin 1840
Killer Wombats 1468

Port for Ever 1816
Benno's Beasts 1815

Paragon 1875
Bold City Barras 1840

Ladder

1 Port for Ever 3 0 5949 5558 107.03 12
2 Trades of Glory 3 0 5919 5542 106.80 12
3 Constance Perm 3 0 5923 5664 104.57 12
4 The Ginger Ninjas 2 1 5922 5498 107.71 8
5 Hodgey's Heroes 2 1 5825 5601 104.00 8
6 Paragon 2 1 5805 5793 100.21 8
7 The Heat 2 1 5879 5867 100.20 8
8 Brodlach Bombers 2 1 5844 6022 97.04 8

9 Pigs Arsenal 1 2 5875 5690 103.25 4
10 Bold City Barras 1 2 5929 5783 102.52 4
11 Robsquad 1 2 5988 5943 100.76 4
12 Fantasy Virgin 1 2 5503 5519 99.71 4
13 Killer Wombats 1 2 5450 5605 97.23 4
14 SteveFromGuidance 1 2 5814 6052 96.07 4
15 Giants Legends 1 2 5534 5818 95.12 4
16 Star Midfield 1 2 5589 5882 95.02 4
17 Biker Babes Best 0 3 5333 5749 92.76 0
18 Benno's Beasts 0 3 5343 5838 91.52 0

Port Fever, Glory and Constance have snuck away from the pack after three weeks of Divvy IV action on the weekend. Port Fever managed to maintain thier position with a one point win over the bottom side Benno's Beasts which shows how close this league might be this season with any team a chance on a given day, except for Giants Legends with Keryn's Giants sitting this one out this week. A couple of teams who have traditionally struggled at this level in The Heat and Trades of Glory have got off to a fine start to the season. Heat (The Jellyz last season) have never seriously threatened the top eight of Division IV before while two years ago Glory were stoe motherless on the table before a drop to Division V. The Ginger Ninjas have also rebounded well after their poor season in Divvy III last year. My mob Pigs Arsenal was expect to Boss this league but for the second week running copped the highest score of the round as 5th ranked Hodgey took me to the cleaners. Another highly rated coach accidentally down from Divvy II in Guidance is also a bit wobbly so it's a bit topsy turvy this ladder. Well done Fantasy Virgin for breaking their cherry and I know I use that line every year for that team. One virgin a year now wouldn't that be something. More to come? Probably not actually.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division III - Round 3

The Cats 1824
Dream Team 1802

Pigs Arsenal 1832
Blighty Teasdale 1743

Sarah's Dream Team 1809
Hawkers 1638

Anytime Turtles 1893
Golden Fleece 1875

Crow Call 1831
Young's Young Ones 1801

Fightin' Ryan 1923
Bont's neighbour 1916

Flysflagpies 1770
The Bye 1657

Chicken Twisties 1991
Adelaide Crows 1928

True North 1873
Brads Rookies 1668

Ladder

1 True North 3 0 5984 5654 105.84 12
2 Pigs Arsenal 3 0 5875 5592 105.06 12
3 The Bye 2 1 5939 5591 106.22 8
4 Hawkers 2 1 6009 5724 104.98 8
5 Brads Rookies 2 1 5913 5738 103.05 8
6 Blighty Teasdale 2 1 5847 5712 102.36 8
7 Sarah's Dream Team 2 1 5835 5786 100.85 8
8 Chicken Twisties 2 1 5984 5948 100.61 8

9 Adelaide Crows 1 2 6014 6003 100.18 4
10 Dream Team 1 2 5781 5787 99.90 4
11 Fightin' Ryan 1 2 5829 5877 99.18 4
12 Golden Fleece 1 2 5902 5954 99.13 4
13 Bont's neighbour 1 2 5843 5926 98.60 4
14 Anytime Turtles 1 2 5830 6070 96.05 4
15 Flysflagpies 1 2 5676 5912 96.01 4
16 Crow Call 1 2 5706 5951 95.88 4
17 The Cats 1 2 5688 6035 94.25 4
18 Young's Young Ones 0 3 5640 6035 93.45 0

In what is a first in the Hogg Shield, we have a husband and wife team topping their respective Hogg leagues. Here in Divvy III True North (aka Kelly Creation) is top of the ladder while Failed Creation is on top in Divvy II. True North are at the top along with Pigs Arsenal who are somehow up there despite not scoring a lot. The Bye and Hawkers hadn't done much wrong to date in 2026 but the wheels fell off in no uncertain terms during a horror bye round that had no Dogs, Hawks, or Swans. On the flipside, 2025 guns Flys Flagpies finally dusted off their uniforms and turned up to play as they knocked off The Bye. The unlucky teams this week were Adelaide Crows and especially bont who both scored pretty well but didn't get the chocolates, not what you need with Easter coming up. Still, it's too early to panic for anyone, even Youngy who is stone motherless and left behind at the starting gate by the rest.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division II - Round 3

Crowmagnon 1937
Ugly Ducklings 1790

Cathy's Cream 1715
Trotters 1695

Skehan's Sauce 1794
Next to Nicks 1587

Cossi's Carnts 1956
Persh FC 1887

Failed Creation 1898
Power Rules 1720

Underbelly 1856
King Cobwebs 1730

wycbloods 1898
Pigs Arsenal 1832

Greedy Guns 1977
Cobras 1819

Wizard's Sleeves 1863
Smashed Crab 1654

Ladder

1 Failed Creation 3 0 6050 5686 106.40 12
2 Greedy Guns 3 0 5968 5749 103.81 12
3 Crowmagnon 2 1 6137 5804 105.74 8
4 Wizard's Sleeves 2 1 5907 5626 104.99 8
5 Underbelly 2 1 5834 5615 103.90 8
6 wycbloods 2 1 6027 5823 103.50 8
7 King Cobwebs 2 1 6002 5806 103.38 8
8 Persh FC 2 1 6063 5901 102.75 8

9 Cathy's Cream 2 1 5862 5801 101.05 8
10 Cossi's Carnts 2 1 5916 5902 100.24 8
11 Skehan's Sauce 1 2 5767 5794 99.53 4
12 Pigs Arsenal 1 2 5875 5938 98.94 4
13 Trotters 1 2 5542 5610 98.79 4
14 Ugly Ducklings 1 2 5850 6067 96.42 4
15 Power Rules 1 2 5742 5999 95.72 4
16 Smashed Crab 0 3 5586 5974 93.51 0
17 Next to Nicks 0 3 5422 5901 91.88 0
18 Cobras 0 3 5714 6268 91.16 0

Just like his missus, Failed Creation is on fire and on top of the ladder. The Greedy Guns are keeping pace in a long overdue strong showing at this level after missing the starting gun last season. The teams that went up and the teams that came down are all in the top eight at the moment with the Divvy I boys wycbllods and Crowmag in particular putting in a strong start to the season. Greedy Guns top scored for the week but perhaps the most impressive win was by Cossi who defeated a Persh team that doesn't lose all that many matches these days so a big win for Cossi there. Crowmag was another team that got amongst the scoring as they sank the pre-season top seed with the Ducks not taking flight yet at this stage. Spare a thought for the Cobras who have copped a ridiculous 6268 against him in three weeks. This is the most scored against any one team in the Hogg this season so Dale is due a break on that score this week and beyond.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division I - Round 3

Wheno's Web 1920
Some Cant 1816

Coro Cuckoo's 1927
GETOUTOFMYWAY 1855

ZedForce 1818
Wild Horne Berry 1782

Marty McFlys 1909
Harryshawks 1751

Herbs'N'Spices 1809
Port-A-Potties 1683

Chops Clots 1900
Magpie Mafia 1794

Jays Jocks 1778
The Willies 1731

Eddieslittleindians 1868
Slothy 1849

Jim's TigerRoos 2027
The Kings Army 1850

Ladder

1 Jays Jocks 3 0 5785 5430 106.54 12
2 ZedForce 3 0 5808 5727 101.41 12
3 Marty McFlys 2 1 5999 5843 102.67 8
4 Wild Horne Berry 2 1 5854 5736 102.06 8
5 Herbs'N'Spices 2 1 5742 5644 101.74 8
6 Chops Clots 2 1 5973 5877 101.63 8
7 GETOUTOFMYWAY 2 1 5980 5917 101.06 8
8 Port-A-Potties 2 1 5749 5717 100.56 8

9 Harryshawks 2 1 5896 5921 99.58 8
10 Wheno's Web 1 2 5968 5891 101.31 4
11 Slothy 1 2 5943 5903 100.68 4
12 Jim's TigerRoos 1 2 5895 5925 99.49 4
13 Some Cant 1 2 5887 6003 98.07 4
14 Coro Cuckoo's 1 2 5967 6085 98.06 4
15 The Kings Army 1 2 5845 6013 97.21 4
16 Eddieslittleindians 1 2 5668 5859 96.74 4
17 The Willies 0 3 5625 5817 96.70 0
18 Magpie Mafia 0 3 5751 6027 95.42 0

The Kings Army had gotten themselves into the eight but got smashed this week as they were on the wrong end of a remarkable round of scoring by Jims TigerRoos who racked up 2027 to stun the Cub. It's the kind of win that can kickstart a season seeing as the TigerRoos had endured a rather lengthy losing run at the back of end of last year and the first two games of this season. Jays Jocks and Zedman have the happy knack of of scoring bugger all but winning matches and that's exactly the skill you need to have if you are going to be in a position to audition for the Premier League come August. Both sides undefeated even though they aren't exactly racking up the points at this stage. Chops Clots are usually big scorers but have had trouble winning matches in the past (every league seems to have a side like this) but the Clots are finally rising to the top and if they can make the eight then they could do some real damage later on in the year. It's a bit early for Carlton like oh shit moments but the Willies have been a flop so far not scoring points and not winning matches either. Magpie Mafia struggled through last season and so far it looks like more of the same for Roscoe.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Premier League - Round 3

REBCats 1844
Poon Army 1808

Wiggbros 1993
Cowpokes 1892

Pool Swimmers 1878
Summer of George 1763

Sharks 1882
Head Butters 1733

Ecky's Fevolas 1870
DAISYSDUDS 1728

Captain Who? 1972
Hondo9798s 1803

TEAM_FISH 1881
Jobby's goat 1692

The Dukes 1991
Yardstick FC 1865

Mediocre at Best 1879
Roosters 1770

Ladder

1 The Dukes 3 0 6115 5954 102.70 12
2 TEAM_FISH 2 1 6015 5608 107.26 8
3 Captain Who? 2 1 6202 5875 105.57 8
4 Hondo9798s 2 1 6081 5887 103.30 8
5 Wiggbros 2 1 5978 5802 103.03 8
6 Pool Swimmers 2 1 5929 5824 101.80 8
7 Poon Army 2 1 5833 5779 100.93 8
8 Summer of George 2 1 5788 5778 100.17 8

9 REBCats 2 1 5807 5810 99.95 8
10 Mediocre at Best 2 1 5856 5880 99.59 8
11 Ecky's Fevolas 2 1 5822 5926 98.25 8
12 Sharks 1 2 5970 5988 99.70 4
13 Roosters 1 2 5919 5952 99.45 4
14 Yardstick FC 1 2 5822 5925 98.26 4
15 Headbutters 1 2 5744 5945 96.62 4
16 DAISYSDUDS 0 3 5549 5808 95.54 0
17 Jobby's goat 0 3 5703 6038 94.45 0
18 Cowpokes 0 3 5846 6200 94.29 0

It's been an outstanding start to The Dukes' first ever Premier League campaign as they stand alone undefeated at the top of the table after three rounds. The 2025 Div I champion has made every post a winner so far as Yardstick found out being on the wrong end of a 126 point loss. Hondo was knocked off the top of the ladder by the reigning premier Captain Who as they racked up 1972. Wiggbros hit back from their unlucky loss last week with the top score of the week which left them 101 points to the good on Cowpokes. Poon Army copped a rare loss to their bunny team REBCats who still can't get in the eight while the struggling Sharks managed to open their account and clamber away from the danger zone on the ladder. Down the arse end DAISY hasn't quite got going yet this season but he's too good to hang around down there while jury is out on Jobby who haven't really managed to get a foothold at this level just yet.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division V - Round 4

PowerFailure 1903
Norf 1539

Red Devils 1937
HereComesTheSuns 1637

Random Crow Fan 1910
Fine Wines 1774

TooManyChickens 1833
Cellar Dwellers 1707

Port Power Champs 1881
Hampstead Hawks 1873

Docked My Cox 1980
Go Tiges 1871

Razorbacks667 1868
Autopick Allstars 1841

The backhoes 1957
West Coast Wonders 1752

Ladder

1 Docked My Cox 4 0 7931 7173 110.57 16
2 Hampstead Hawks 3 1 7985 7508 106.35 12
3 TooManyChickens 3 1 7298 6983 104.51 12
4 Random Crow Fan 3 1 7873 7599 103.61 12
5 Go Tiges 2 2 7954 7589 104.81 8
6 Port Power Champs 2 2 7645 7403 103.27 8
7 Cellar Dwellers 2 2 7466 7403 100.85 8
8 Red Devils 2 2 7578 7518 100.80 8

9 Autopick Allstars 2 2 7589 7541 100.64 8
10 Norf 2 2 7085 7394 95.82 8
11 Razorbacks667 2 2 6804 7543 90.20 8
12 PowerFailure 1 3 7377 7346 100.42 4
13 West Coast Wonders 1 3 7351 7638 96.24 4
14 HereComesTheSuns 1 3 7203 7551 95.39 4
15 Fine Wines 1 3 7321 7697 95.11 4
16 The backhoes 1 3 7354 7928 92.76 4

Undefeated Docked Cox stand alone after Round 4 as second ranked Hampstead Hawks dropped a nailbiter to Port Power Champs by eight points. Toomanychooks and Rando Crow got back on the winners list but this version of Division V has seen some strange occurences already this season. In previous years Strawb and Razorbacks would go through multiple seasons with one victory between them but this year they are both winning. The backhoes are still last but they carded an impressive 1957 to sink the West Coast Wonders in Strawb's best performance in the Hogg for many years. Meanwhile, Razorbacks have won two straight matches and is only out of the eight on percentage. Another rarity is Red Devils in the top eight but there they sit after they outclassed HereComeTheSuns. Looks like anything goes in Division V this year but Coxy is looking good as Go Tiges are no mugs and Coxy won that one easily.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division IV - Round 4

The Heat 1972
Giants Legends 1753

Trades of Glory 1971
Pigs Arsenal 1950

Robsquad 1667
Biker Babes Best 1658

Constance Perm 1970
Hodgey's Heroes 1848

The Ginger Ninjas 1836
Brodlach Bombers 1779

SteveFromGuidance 1789
Killer Wombats 1525

Star Midfield 1915
Benno's Beasts 1823

Fantasy Virgin 1745
Bold City Barras 1734

Port for Ever 1895
Paragon 1815

Ladder

1 Port for Ever 4 0 7844 7373 106.39 16
2 Trades of Glory 4 0 7890 7492 105.31 16
3 Constance Perm 4 0 7893 7512 105.07 16
4 The Ginger Ninjas 3 1 7758 7277 106.61 12
5 The Heat 3 1 7851 7620 103.03 12
6 Hodgey's Heroes 2 2 7673 7571 101.35 8
7 Robsquad 2 2 7655 7601 100.71 8
8 SteveFromGuidance 2 2 7603 7577 100.34 8

9 Fantasy Virgin 2 2 7248 7253 99.93 8
10 Paragon 2 2 7620 7688 99.12 8
11 Star Midfield 2 2 7504 7705 97.39 8
12 Brodlach Bombers 2 2 7623 7858 97.01 8
13 Pigs Arsenal 1 3 7825 7661 102.14 4
14 Bold City Barras 1 3 7663 7528 101.79 4
15 Killer Wombats 1 3 6975 7394 94.33 4
16 Giants Legends 1 3 7287 7790 93.54 4
17 Biker Babes Best 0 4 6991 7416 94.27 0
18 Benno's Beasts 0 4 7166 7753 92.43 0

My quest for taking it easy on these Division IV minnows is gathering apace after undefeated Glory sunk Pigs Arsenal by 21 points in a quality contest. Permstance is looking good after flogging Hodgey and Port Fever stayed on top after proving too good for Paragone. Strong performances also by The Heat who are looking to make the Divvy IV finals for the first time and Star Midfield who squashed Benno's Busts. A couple of teams had the best kinds of wins of all where you score bugger all and still win. It's better to score crap than win than score well and get done and Robsquad and Fantasy Virgin managed did just that with Robsquad in particular rounding up large helpings of lucky bastard pie beating the Bikers by 9 points with his majestic 1667.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division III - Round 4

The Cats 1940
Blighty Teasdale 1873

Sarah's Dream Team 2023
Dream Team 1808

Pigs Arsenal 1950
Golden Fleece 1900

Crow Call 1939
Hawkers 1884

Bont's neighbour 1975
Anytime Turtles 1867

Flysflagpies 1956
Young's Young Ones 1820

Fightin' Ryan 1904
Adelaide Crows 1795

The Bye 2037
Brads Rookies 1991

True North 2006
Chicken Twisties 1793

Ladder

1 True North 4 0 7990 7447 107.29 16
2 Pigs Arsenal 4 0 7825 7492 104.44 16
3 The Bye 3 1 7926 7582 104.54 12
4 Sarah's Dream Team 3 1 7858 7594 103.48 12
5 Hawkers 2 2 7803 7553 103.31 8
6 Brads Rookies 2 2 7904 7775 101.66 8
7 Blighty Teasdale 2 2 7720 7652 100.89 8
8 Fightin' Ryan 2 2 7733 7672 100.80 8

9 Bont's neighbour 2 2 7818 7793 100.32 8
10 Flysflagpies 2 2 7632 7732 98.71 8
11 Chicken Twisties 2 2 7777 7954 97.77 8
12 Crow Call 2 2 7645 7835 97.57 8
13 The Cats 2 2 7628 7908 96.46 8
14 Adelaide Crows 1 3 7809 7907 98.76 4
15 Golden Fleece 1 3 7802 7904 98.71 4
16 Dream Team 1 3 7589 7810 97.17 4
17 Anytime Turtles 1 3 7697 8045 95.67 4
18 Young's Young Ones 0 4 7460 7991 93.36 0

It was Ladies Night in Round 4 of Division III with all three female coaches enjoying wins. Kelly Creation is still on top of the ladder as True North stayed in that position after racking up 2006 and crunching Chicken Twisties. Prefer regular myself but crunched they were. Meanwhile, Sarah won the Dream Team derby as she left Freddy boy in the dust after Sarah's version scored 2023 to get the chocolates this Easter. Meanwhile, Mrs Alaska came out of the cold as the The Cats sunk top eight Blighty in a nice trifecta for the Divvy III ladies. The Bye was the star of the round as they topped the scoring and saw off a strong challenge from fellow contender Brad's Rookies. Flagpies, Crow Call and Bont all got important wins to keep them in touch with the eight but next week is a big one for Youngy who has been promoted but has been found wanting at this level so far this season.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division II - Round 4

Trotters 1992
Crowmagnon 1804

Ugly Ducklings 2013
Next to Nicks 2004

Cathy's Cream 1943
Persh FC 1870

Skehan's Sauce 1917
Power Rules 1886

King Cobwebs 1945
Cossi's Carnts 1881

Failed Creation 1997
wycbloods 1793

Underbelly 1921
Greedy Guns 1897

Pigs Arsenal 1950
Smashed Crab 1849

Wizard's Sleeves 1944
Cobras 1788

Ladder

1 Failed Creation 4 0 8047 7479 107.59 16
2 Wizard's Sleeves 3 1 7851 7414 105.89 12
3 King Cobwebs 3 1 7947 7687 103.38 12
4 Underbelly 3 1 7755 7512 103.23 12
5 Greedy Guns 3 1 7865 7670 102.54 12
6 Cathy's Cream 3 1 7805 7671 101.75 12
7 Crowmagnon 2 2 7941 7796 101.86 8
8 Trotters 2 2 7534 7414 101.62 8

9 Persh FC 2 2 7933 7844 101.13 8
10 Pigs Arsenal 2 2 7825 7787 100.49 8
11 Skehan's Sauce 2 2 7684 7680 100.05 8
12 wycbloods 2 2 7820 7820 100.00 8
13 Cossi's Carnts 2 2 7797 7847 99.36 8
14 Ugly Ducklings 2 2 7863 8071 97.42 8
15 Power Rules 1 3 7628 7916 96.36 4
16 Next to Nicks 0 4 7426 7914 93.83 0
17 Smashed Crab 0 4 7435 7924 93.83 0
18 Cobras 0 4 7502 8212 91.35 0

While the Creation Nation double act has continued to top the table in Div II and Div III, the big news this week in Division II was an off Broadway match between two teams that had won one match between them in the first three rounds. Pre-season number one seed Ugly Ducklngs and newly named Next to Nicks (aka Professor Crow) had both struggled so far this season but they produced perhaps the match of the bye period in the Hogg this weekend with the Ugly Ducks plucking Nicks (no wonder he's bald) in a top quality 2013 to 2004 shootout. If you are getting 2000 points with 18 guys you've had a bloody good week so Nicks would be spewing to still have the Easter Egg in the W column after four rounds. Teams that did score well and were rewarded with victories included Creation, Trotters, Sauce, Pigs Arsenal, Underbelly, Wizards, Cobwebs, and Cathy so Nicksy must be wondering exactly what he has done to so anger the SuperCoach gods. At least he is not alone though as Cobras are having an absolute mare and Smashed Crab are faring little better.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Division I - Round 4

GETOUTOFMYWAY 2008
Some Cant 1567

ZedForce 1867
Wheno's Web 1838

Coro Cuckoo's 1941
Harryshawks 1809

Port-A-Potties 1866
Wild Horne Berry 1748

Chops Clots 1888
Marty McFlys 1791

Herbs'N'Spices 1969
Jays Jocks 1904

Magpie Mafia 1955
Eddieslittleindians 1752

The Willies 1986
The Kings Army 1960

Slothy 1754
Jim's TigerRoos 1656

Ladder

1 ZedForce 4 0 7675 7565 101.45 16
2 GETOUTOFMYWAY 3 1 7988 7484 106.73 12
3 Jays Jocks 3 1 7689 7399 103.92 12
4 Chops Clots 3 1 7861 7399 106.24 12
5 Herbs'N'Spices 3 1 7711 7548 102.16 12
6 Port-A-Potties 3 1 7615 7465 102.01 12
7 Slothy 2 2 7697 7559 101.83 8
8 Marty McFlys 2 2 7790 7731 100.76 8

9 Coro Cuckoo's 2 2 7908 7894 100.18 8
10 Wild Horne Berry 2 2 7602 7602 100.00 8
11 Harryshawks 2 2 7705 7862 98.00 8
12 Wheno's Web 2 2 7806 7758 100.62 8
13 Magpie Mafia 1 3 7706 7779 99.06 4
14 Jim's TigerRoos 1 3 7551 7679 98.33 4
15 The Willies 1 3 7611 7777 97.87 4
16 The Kings Army 1 3 7805 7999 97.57 4
17 Eddieslittleindians 1 3 7420 7814 94.96 4
18 Some Cant 1 3 7454 8011 93.05 4

When Powerball next jackpots I'll be hitting up the Zedman for his numbers based on the events during the early season bye period. ZedForce hardly lived up to their name by not hitting 1900 once during the bye period and I'm sure the man himself was probably factoring in at least one loss during that period after Zed scored heavily in the first round. Instead Zed is a game clear on top of the ladder after somehow winning all three matches and with full squads back on deck it could be time for him to go full Zed! GETOUT says Dave who has been scoring well and is one match behind but with a significant scoring advantage. GETOUT has been a bit of a non factor in Division I play so far but this season he looks primed to challenge with a solid win over newcomer and league caboose Some Cant who really phoned it in this week. The scoring seems a bit light on in this league but that can't be said for a few sides including The Willies who turned up to play this week with a 1986 to sink the luckless Kings Army who have now conceeded two massive scores to bottom four opponents in two rounds. Eddieslittleindians look like they are off their tucker as well but unlike Zed, they haven't been racking up the wins while his scoring has been down.

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Hogg Premier League - Round 4

REBCats 1898
Cowpokes 1695

Summer of George 1959
Poon Army 1913

Sharks 1930
Wiggbros 1750

Pool Swimmers 1828
Ecky's Fevolas 1796

Head Butters 1978
Captain Who? 1824

Jobby's goat 1926
DAISYSDUDS 1711

Hondo9798s 1968
Yardstick FC 1759

TEAM_FISH 1905
Mediocre at Best 1678

Roosters 1755
The Dukes 1693

Ladder

1 TEAM_FISH 3 1 7920 7286 108.70 12
2 Hondo9798s 3 1 8049 7646 105.27 12
3 REBCats 3 1 7705 7505 102.66 12
4 Pool Swimmers 3 1 7757 7620 101.80 12
5 The Dukes 3 1 7808 7709 101.28 12
6 Summer of George 3 1 7747 7691 100.73 12
7 Captain Who? 2 2 8026 7853 102.20 8
8 Sharks 2 2 7900 7738 102.09 8

9 Roosters 2 2 7674 7645 100.38 8
10 Poon Army 2 2 7746 7738 100.10 8
11 Wiggbros 2 2 7728 7732 99.95 8
12 Headbutters 2 2 7722 7769 99.40 8
13 Ecky's Fevolas 2 2 7618 7754 98.25 8
14 Mediocre at Best 2 2 7534 7785 96.78 8
15 Jobby's goat 1 3 7629 7749 98.45 4
16 Yardstick FC 1 3 7581 7893 96.05 4
17 DAISYSDUDS 0 4 7260 7734 93.87 0
18 Cowpokes 0 4 7541 8098 93.12 0

It's a bit of a logjam at the top of the Premier League this season so it's far too early to be calling it year of the FISH even though Fishy currently leads the table. Perhaps the most consistent of the Premier League teams has been Hondo who has been scoring well each week. No problemos for the Hondominator this week as the Yardstick did not measure up. It's rare air for REBCats who don't grace the top four all that often in recent years as my boys benefited from a rookie error from Cowpokes who did not loop on Serong's 126 last week. Welcome to the NFL rookie. Headbutters topped the league in scoring when the Captain failed to make the spread while George was the boy as the Poon Army lost a high scoring war. Jobby goat's rough trot came to an end with a 200 point win over a struggling DAISY which I'm sure gave Scud plenty of ammunition in interactions between the two this week. The Sharks are on the upswing as they took a big bite out of Wiggy with the Sharks swimming into the top eight and Wigg out.

regards,

REB