REBUS PUZZLE NO. 39

[magpie in the 80's]

1. 1st January 2006 800 x 600 pixels
....1st January 2007 1280 x1024 pixels
....1st January 2008 1600 x 1200 pixels NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

2. Mr. E. from Birth
....Mr. E. from Marriage THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE
....Mr. E. from Death

3. Headlines:
....Hostage Rescue *CRUNCH* Successful
....New Budget *RIP* Reveals Big Tax Cuts BREAKING NEWS
....250 Survive Train *SNAP* Crash

4. gaAute
...HIJKLMNO WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE

5. E
....L
....K
....C
....U
....B
....SAFE SAFE SAFE SAFE BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY
....T

6. I am GOING TO take an H
....I WILL then add an E
....I INTEND to then put an A
....Then I HOPE to finish with a D PLANNING AHEAD

7. Joe's shout, he buys: A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

....1 pint of Ap for Stan
....1 pint of pl for Jack
....1 pint of au for Cyril
....1 pint of se for Phil

8. Step 1: Obtain an IT from a store.
....Step 2: Split the I away from the T.
....Step 3: Carefully insert a sock in the middle. PUT A SOCK IN IT
....Step 4: Glue it all together.

9. Bob does the Foxtrot - LANCELOT DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY
....Bob does the Tango - LANCEL
....Bob does the Salsa - LANC
....Bob does the Waltz - LA
....Bob does the Lambada -

10. Sm + ok + ing
......Bit + eY + our + Na + ils FORMING BAD HABITS
......Grin + dYo + urTe + eth

11. Today's Births at Memorial Hospital THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE
......--------------------
......Time - Name
......--------------------
.....12:00am - Juan Pablo Montoya
.....12:01am - Juan Peter Carmichael
.....12:02am - Juan Carlos Vincinni
.....12:03am - Juan John Threesicksteen

12. TV of 2th ctrl+V TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE

13. The (b care) (c care) ... (z care) globe NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD

14. ofus just ofus JUST BETWEEN THE TWO OF US

15. Head Shoulders HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE REST
......Arms Body Legs
......Ankles Feet Toes

16. Yours: 1976 1984 2003 YYYY WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS

17. Couple - healthy
......Some - unimpaired
......Few - all right
......Most - hunky-dory
......All - under the weather ALL IS NOT WELL

18. Men's 100 Meter Sprint
......Lane 1: Jared, wearing a red evening gown DRAG RACE
......Lane 2: Roger, wearing a blouse and skirt
......Lane 3: Trent, wearing a blue dress and high heels
......Lane 4: Waldo, wearing a white camisole

19. Once upon a time there lived a rooster and a male moose and they lived happily ever after. A COCK AND BULL STORY
......The end.

20. 1920 - 1924 King Rufus = "It" does nothing WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS
......1924 - 1926 King It = "It" cascades
......1926 - 1928 King Bob = "It" does nothing
......1928 - 1930 King It = "It" flows

21. Sum(Pals)mit
......Pe(Buddies)ak
......Zen(Chums)ith FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES

22. On your right we see the letter D A TOUR OF DUTY
......Coming up ahead is the letter U
......If you look to your left now is the letter T
......And over there is the letter Y

23. SUN
......OLD THING, OLD THING NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN

24. (4 x Fingers + 1 x Thumb) x 10 = Changing the bulb. MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK

25. Beginning transmission
......AEEGMSSS...... SENDING MIXED MESSAGES
......EEGMSSS.......A
......EGMSSS........AE
......GMSSS.........AEE
......MSSS..........AEEG
......SSS...........AEEGM
......SS............AEEGMS
......S.............AEEGMSS
...................AEEGMSSS
......End of transmission

26. Salmon <-----

......SalmonH20SalmonH20 A FISH OUT OF WATER
......SalmonH20SalmonH20
......SalmonH20SalmonH20
......SalmonH20SalmonH20

27. Your Good shot >>>>>>>>> Him
......Your Bad shot >>>>>>>>> You
......Your Top shot >>>>>>>>> Me HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
......Your Average shot >>>>>>>>> Her

28. Serena Williams' ace is accompanied by an expression of enjoyment. SERVICE WITH A SMILE

29. My Left Hand = 47 points MY HANDS ARE TIED
......Your Left Hand = 12 points
......My Right Hand = 47 points
......Your Right Hand = 63 points

30. Cast 1) Caught "Your hair is a mess" (Thrown back)
......Cast 2) Caught "Your breath smells" (Thrown back)
......Cast 3) Caught "Your rebuses are brilliant" (Not thrown back) FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS

[JAS]

Morning Mags

Q2 The mysteries of life and death
Q3 Breaking news headlines
Q5 Buckle up for safety
Q7 Round of applause

Regards
JAS

[magpie in the 80's]

Morning Mags

Q2 The mysteries of life and death...........JUST LIFE.
Q3 Breaking news headlines
Q5 Buckle up for safety
Q7 Round of applause

Regards
JAS

ALL CORRECT JAS

[JAS]

Q24 Many hands make light work
Q26 A fish out of water

Regards
JAS

[magpie in the 80's]

Q24 Many hands make light work
Q26 A fish out of water

Regards
JAS

correct jas

[JAS]

Q6 Plan ahead ?

Regards
JAS

[magpie in the 80's]

Q6 Plan ahead ?

Regards
JAS

correct jas

[A Mum]

19) A short story ??

[redandblack]

11 There's one born every minute

[redandblack]

9 dancing the night away

[redandblack]

14 Just between the two of us

[A Mum]

1) New years resolution ??

[JAS]

Q25 Sending mixed messages
Q30 Fishing for compliments

Regards
JAS

[A Mum]

22) Tour of duty

[magpie in the 80's]

19) A short story ??

incorect mum

[magpie in the 80's]

11 There's one born every minute

correct rab

[magpie in the 80's]

9 dancing the night away

correct rab

[magpie in the 80's]

14 Just between the two of us

correct rab

[magpie in the 80's]

:o

1) New years resolution ??

correct mum

[magpie in the 80's]

Q25 Sending mixed messages
Q30 Fishing for compliments

Regards
JAS

correct jas