Favorite quotes

[Danger Mouse]

Steeeeve Perry
I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here

[Sorry Dude]

Steeeeve Perry
I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here

[MatteeG]

Steeeeve Perry
I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here

GOLD. Little Bitch.

[Sorry Dude]

Superbad
"Who are you? Seal?!?

[Gozu]

.

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Robocop, gold!

[Mr66]

'That's a shame'

[godoubleblues]

"Cundaline wants his hand back"

[Magpiespower]

"I think you're all ****** in the head. We're ten hours from the ******* fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ******* fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your a$$holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
- Clark Griswold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQSwMCHJNU

[Danger Mouse]

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?..... Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

[Gozu]

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?..... Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Woman: "Austria."
Lloyd: "Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

[Gozu]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

[brod]

Just read the signature

[Danger Mouse]

1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
What-what the hell is a gigawatt?

[fisho mcspaz]

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn litre of cola!

[Mr66]

"Dumbkophs!...Dunderheads!...Sissies!!!"

Siegfried just delivered this classic on the episode of Get Smart that is on right now.
Gold.

[Johnny Bowla]

"i'll have the cream of sumyungi" -waynes world

[Danger Mouse]

Uncle Moe, my sodie is too cold and it makes my teeth hurt.
awwww, your sodie is too cold and it makes your teeth hurt, WELL THATS TOO FRIGGIN BAD!!

[Brucetiki]

Uncle Moe, my sodie is too cold and it makes my teeth hurt.
awwww, your sodie is too cold and it makes your teeth hurt, WELL THATS TOO FRIGGIN BAD!!

Ow my friggin ears

[Bum Crack]

You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?..... Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Woman: "Austria."
Lloyd: "Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

That is a classic that one. The way he says it too is gold. Funny movie.

[Bum Crack]

I'm Rick James, Bitch.