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Post by **heater31** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:15 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans [emoji38]

Has there been any increase in sales from Australia to protect us? [emoji848]

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:20 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans
Stupid 'Mericans?

We're buying up enough shit paper to keep our arses clean until the next century.

This is going to produce some massive supply chain issues. I mean, what are they going to use to print off the latest editions of 'New Idea' and 'That's Life'?

LMA · Post by **LMA** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:10 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

If only it was called Mcdonaldvirus.

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:17 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans

Maybe they are smart!
Has to be close to the worst beer on the planet

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:10 pm

Jim05 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans
Maybe they are smart!
Has to be close to the worst beer on the planet

Sex in a canoe... F#cking close to water.

Post by **Dutchy** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:02 pm

Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans
Stupid 'Mericans?

We're buying up enough shit paper to keep our arses clean until the next century.

My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Magellan · Post by **Magellan** » Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:22 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Corona sales in America falling by 26% in the last month.

Stupid 'Mericans
Stupid 'Mericans?

We're buying up enough shit paper to keep our arses clean until the next century.
My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

So either the coronavirus has genuinely caused panic buying, or there are some really clever pooches out there.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:59 am

Dutchy wrote:
My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!

Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:04 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!
Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

No doubt it will be enforced like the baby formula is...

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:07 am

Had to leave work early yesterday, I got in heaps early and had stayed back Friday and Monday, I do far more hours than I get paid for anyway.

On my way out a chick asks where am I going, I pretended I didn't hear her as I told the two people that my absence affected what was going on.

As soon as I left the building she quizzed them and was told not to worry about it as I had everything sorted 24 hours ahead and the factory is going to run without any hiccups.

Half an hour later my manager walks by so she stops him and asks where am I and why did I need to leave the office? He had no idea of what was going on which enraged her even more, at least 8 colleagues have told me how much of an idiot she made of herself in front of everybody, especially with an attendance record as poor as hers.

I just went up to her with a leave form and asked if she could approve it, everyone heard, she went bright red and kept saying what's this about? I don't get the joke.

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:08 am

Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!
Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.
No doubt it will be enforced like the baby formula is...

How disgraceful does that look? I'd destroy the tins if I ever witnessed it.

Corona Man · Post by **Corona Man** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:11 am

Seeing the A team is on top of his game!

Lightning McQueen · Post by **Lightning McQueen** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:15 am

Corona Man wrote:Seeing the A team is on top of his game!

I knew exactly what you would have been referring to, leopards.

Jim05 · Post by **Jim05** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:22 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
My lad did a shift at Woolies tonight and they are all out of shit paper and dog food!
Woolies are putting a 4 pack limit as of today.

I’ve got my supply covered

Armchair expert · Post by **Armchair expert** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:46 am

I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

LMA · Post by **LMA** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:27 pm

Armchair expert wrote:I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:42 pm

LMA wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp
Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.

The ol’ waffle stomp.

LMA · Post by **LMA** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:51 pm

Spargo wrote:
LMA wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp
Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.
The ol’ waffle stomp.

Never heard that one before

Spargo · Post by **Spargo** » Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:38 pm

LMA wrote:
Spargo wrote:
LMA wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp
Don't need TP if you limit your poo zone to home. Sh!t, part and shower.
The ol’ waffle stomp.
Never heard that one before

Share house stories, good lord.
I could start a thread...

RB · Post by RB » Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:58 pm

Armchair expert wrote:I thought it was bs but woolies Hilton have been cleared out of tp

I took the very last one at Coles Unley today.

It was weird because it's the one I usually buy, and it was half price.

I hadn't even intended to buy any as I came in and I definitely have no intention of stockpiling the stuff.

It was just lying there with the special ticket almost asking me to take it. Eerie stuff.

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