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Booney wrote:
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Booney wrote:"In the past two weeks, the number of cases of #COVID19 outside China has increased 13-fold & the number of affected countries has tripled.

There are now more than 118,000 cases in 114 countries, & 4,291 people have lost their lives"

W.H.O


That means currently 0.001% of the worlds population have caught coronvirus as it currently stands.


Correct.

If in the next two weeks this increase of 13-fold continues how many will it be then? Extrapolate that out for another two weeks?

1.5 million > 20 million etc....


Absolutely its very much a morale dilemma as to how much we are willing to 'allow' at the expense of future generations. I read every week that Italy is shutdown will essentially keep them in a recession for an added 5 years.

The unpopular line is that we live in a significantly over populated planet and if its not Coronavirus its what comes next. Every human cant possible live to 110 years old.
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Booney wrote:"In the past two weeks, the number of cases of #COVID19 outside China has increased 13-fold & the number of affected countries has tripled.

There are now more than 118,000 cases in 114 countries, & 4,291 people have lost their lives"

W.H.O

Is it true the average age of the 894 Italians who have died is 81?
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Booney wrote:
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Booney wrote:We've had a trade show / conference planned for May in Melbourne cancelled. As an organisation we'd spent considerable money on the stand, flights, accommodation and conference facilities.

We've had parties in our supply chain email us to tell us they're experiencing delays with goods inwards and no sign of change anytime soon.

We've, as an organisation, implemented some control measures for drivers coming in and out of our premises.

If you don't want to take it seriously that's up to you, but if there's ever been a case of being proactive as opposed to reactive then this is it.

Proactive? As in stocking up on shit paper and carrying on like a pork chop because 9 people in SA have it? No thanks. I shouldn't say that, there might be 10 people that have it by the end of the week :roll:


No additional toilet paper than what we already stock and I haven't had pork chops for a month or so, might get some.

You can act as you see fit, no need to give those who are taking other action shit because of it.

My oath I'll give morons shit who stockpile on toilet paper (pardon the pun)
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Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:We're not stockpiling anything, we're not sending baby formula to China. All we've done is ask our staff to be more vigilant with infection control measures here and at home and have asked people visiting our site to sanitise their hands prior to entering the building.

The World Health Organisation has listed their 4 key points, just this morning as :

1- Prepare and be ready.

2 - Detect, protect and treat.

3 - Reduce transmission.

4- Innovate and learn


5- sit back, crack a beer and laugh at the morons fighting over arse paper


What about the arse-clowns attempting to return & get a refund from Woolies for the excess toilet paper they bought :lol:
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Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.
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Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?
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Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Correct.
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Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


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Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument
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whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument

A recession caused by the media. How sad is that.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


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whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument


I sure do, a 19 and 23 year old, I worry endlessly about their futures and they're both in good jobs.
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Spargo wrote:

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Booney wrote:
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:
Mythical Creature wrote:Way overhyped this carona virus.
Best case sample I could find is on the diamond princess cruise ship.
3711 passengers and crew were tested.
705 contracted the virus.
7 passed away.
1 % death rate
Of those 7 most were over 70 with underlying issues
Just another bad case of the flu really.


You can get a vaccine for the flu if you're over 70.

Do any of you have parents over 70?


Do you have 10-20 year old kids that are going to have to build a life and future going into a recession would be the counter argument


I sure do, a 19 and 23 year old, I worry endlessly about their futures and they're both in good jobs.

Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???
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Bum Crack wrote:Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???


I'm not worried about them and coronavirus, lol. :lol:

I worry about their long term financial security, cost of living, housing etc. I would not want to be a late teen / early 20 something trying to buy a house in today's world.
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Theres never been a better time to take out a loan...only issue is the size of the loan you need to take out!
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MW wrote:Theres never been a better time to take out a loan...only issue is the size of the loan you need to take out!


Agreed on the loan, it's just getting the $50,000 deposit together so you only have to borrow $400,000...!
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And just like that Trump has canned all EU flights with the exception of the UK
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Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Worry endlessly? Bit overboard maybe ol mate???


I'm not worried about them and coronavirus, lol. :lol:

I worry about their long term financial security, cost of living, housing etc. I would not want to be a late teen / early 20 something trying to buy a house in today's world.

It's better than trying to sell a house atm, a mate of mine is trying to sell his house that he's rented out for 12 years, it's in excellent condition but he wont even get back what he paid for it, soon they'll have no deposit home loans.
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Jim05 wrote:And just like that Trump has canned all EU flights with the exception of the UK


As of midnight Friday night for 30 days.

That's massive.
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