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Rookie mistake.Lightning McQueen wrote:Cheers, kero didn't work so well.Spargo wrote: Next time sing out, I’ll lend you some ointment I’ve got.
Like peeling a cheese sandwich apart...
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Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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The headline was enough to turn the pageBooney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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Is that the show with all the A list celebs?Booney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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Yep, and Corby....Lightning McQueen wrote:Is that the show with all the A list celebs?Booney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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I would've gone there in the day.mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yep, and Corby....Lightning McQueen wrote:Is that the show with all the A list celebs?Booney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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Are you saying that day has now passed?Lightning McQueen wrote:I would've gone there in the day.mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yep, and Corby....Lightning McQueen wrote:Is that the show with all the A list celebs?Booney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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Lightning McQueen wrote:I would've gone there in the day.mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Yep, and Corby....Lightning McQueen wrote:Is that the show with all the A list celebs?Booney wrote:Anyone read Jackon Warne's view of himself regarding that SAS show in the Sunday Mail yesterday?
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Even in her “hay day” she’s always been a Super-Mega-Fugly!!
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Wow, you're standards must be way higher than mine, I thought she used to be quite hot in the day.am Bays wrote:![]()
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Even in her “hay day” she’s always been a Super-Mega-Fugly!!
Mercedes was a horse head though.
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LOL, I really have zero interest nowadays, she looks a bit weather beaten now, I suppose 10 years in a third world prison might do that to you a bit.Spargo wrote:
Are you saying that day has now passed?
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She had great t.....eethLightning McQueen wrote:Wow, you're standards must be way higher than mine, I thought she used to be quite hot in the day.am Bays wrote:![]()
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Lightning McQueen wrote:Wow, you're standards must be way higher than mine, I thought she used to be quite hot in the day.am Bays wrote:![]()
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Some chick trying to tell me that her friend got the first home buyers grant twice as she applied for a second time with a different name after she married.
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Should ask for the chicks name and tell her friend you're going to dob her in.....Lightning McQueen wrote:Some chick trying to tell me that her friend got the first home buyers grant twice as she applied for a second time with a different name after she married.
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I just said to another bloke that was nearby "Hey man, you wanna get married?"heater31 wrote:Should ask for the chicks name and tell her friend you're going to dob her in.....Lightning McQueen wrote:Some chick trying to tell me that her friend got the first home buyers grant twice as she applied for a second time with a different name after she married.
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Jeepers. Check out the over the shoulder boulder holders on the one second from the left.Booney wrote:
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