Things that you rate!

[Thiele]

Australia winning the cricket!

x2

[mighty_tiger_79]

cant agree with that i was on the series draw/pakis win

pakis win in sydney and they wouldve been a massive chance in the next test

[Rik E Boy]

Nathan Hauritz

As well you might. Another 5 wicket haul.

regards,

REB

[Pseudo]

Patsy Biscoe.

As a wee tacker I used to nag my parents to put on a Patsy Biscoe record and I'd spend the next 40 minutes jumping around the lounge room.

I recently borrowed the Patsy records from my old man, recorded them as MP3s and burnt them to a CD. Played it to my kids, who both went absolutely mental. The elder Pseudomite (4.5 years) did all the actions in the songs as appropriate, while the younger Pseudomite (2 years) simply tore around and around a chair in the lounge at high speed, laughing all the time.

Patsy Biscoe: absolutely timeless

[Pseudo]

Le Cornus.

The missus recently had one of those female hormonal turns which could be cured only by shopping for furniture. So me & the kids were driven into the furniture shop precinct around Keswick & Mile End and dragged through several boutiques. Finally ended up in Le Cornus, shortly before the kids usual lunchtime, and they were starting to get antsy. A dual tantrum was on its way; it was only a matter of time...

Then we encountered the lass walking through LeCornus who was dispensing packets of chips to the youngsters and cans of Coke to the parents. SAVED!

[am Bays]

The missus recently had one of those female hormonal turns which could be cured only by shopping for furniture.

I'm sure that is embedded in the DNA of the X chromosome...

[Hondo]

The missus recently had one of those female hormonal turns which could be cured only by shopping for furniture.

I'm sure that is embedded in the DNA of the X chromosome...

Tell me about it

I have a business idea for a shop where women can brouse and purchase to their heart's content and then leave the bags at the door as they walk out. It would have a realistic swipe machines and a special shiny credit card to swipe, swipe, swipe. Oh the joy.

I charge say $20 per hour for the shopping experience. They get their fix, hubby says thank god that saved us $400 and I get $20 per person per hour.

The shop would be called "Retail Therapy".

[dedja]

The missus recently had one of those female hormonal turns which could be cured only by shopping for furniture.

I'm sure that is embedded in the DNA of the X chromosome...

Tell me about it

I have a business idea for a shop where women can brouse and purchase to their heart's content and then leave the bags at the door as they walk out. It would have a realistic swipe machines and a special shiny credit card to swipe, swipe, swipe. Oh the joy.

I charge say $20 per hour for the shopping experience. They get their fix, hubby says thank god that saved us $400 and I get $20 per person per hour.

The shop would be called "Retail Therapy".

Make sure you discount everything to help them justify their (pretend) purchases. I know those shoes were $400, but usually they're $900 ... a bargain!

[A Mum]

I must be in the minority - I HATE shopping whether it be clothes, furniture etc, etc - hate it, hate it, hate it !

[bayman]

brazillian waxing, on the ladies

[dedja]

brazillian waxing, on the ladies

[Dirko]

At least he said ladies not blokes.....

[dedja]

he had to clarify though ...

[JAS]

I must be in the minority - I HATE shopping whether it be clothes, furniture etc, etc - hate it, hate it, hate it !

That's a minority of two then ...only shops I get close to enjoying are delicatessens and bookshops.

brazillian waxing, on the ladies

Nothing is worth that much pain imo

When do you plan having the male equivalent then?...suspect I'd be able to hear your screams from here

Regards
JAS

[HH3]

I must be in the minority - I HATE shopping whether it be clothes, furniture etc, etc - hate it, hate it, hate it !

That's a minority of two then ...only shops I get close to enjoying are delicatessens and bookshops.

brazillian waxing, on the ladies

Nothing is worth that much pain imo

When do you plan having the male equivalent then?...suspect I'd be able to hear your screams from here

Regards
JAS

Thats when NAIR comes in handy

[MatteeG]

A Teflon-Coated Sh!t:

http://humour.200ok.com.au/shitlist.htm

[bayman]

he had to clarify though ...

i clarified it because i know what you blokes are like

as for you jas i said i rate it , i never said i did it or it didn't hurt & you are 1,000% correct if it was done to me they would hear me in the next galaxy

[dedja]

he had to clarify though ...

i clarified it because i know what you blokes are like

as for you jas i said i rate it , i never said i did it or it didn't hurt & you are 1,000% correct if it was done to me they would hear me in the next galaxy

I had to do it when I had the snip ... took ages.

Then I did it again after a couple of weeks to surprise the missus (what was I thinking) but she couldn't stop pissing herself laughing ... Jeez women can be cruel. Have never done it since and will never do it again!

[JK]

Then I did it again

Surely you didn't do the real thing yourself!!! (Im not sure I really want to know the answer to that btw)

[dedja]

Then I did it again

Surely you didn't do the real thing yourself!!! (Im not sure I really want to know the answer to that btw)

YES