Trashy Tabloid Headlines - SFL Edition

[MatteeG]

Chicken Twisties currently Burger Rings

[footy1992]

Shorty Draws Short Straw

[petoe]

Marion Rams are all out of Juice!.........???

[Esteban Vihaio]

Marion green with envy at Aldinga's win total.

[Dazza44]

Marion green with envy at Aldinga's win total.

[MatteeG]

Shoes need new (goal) kicking boots

Roos looking for Moetivation

[recruiter 10]

Mitton announces "Shoes finals hopes are slipping! its now in the LAPTOPS of gods"

[Down the Hill]

"POLLY WANTS A CRACKER" in his farewell match.

[recruiter 10]

"CRACKS appearing at EMU LAND bishop seen shopping at bunnings for some POLLY-FILLA"

[Down the Hill]

EMU STICKS HIS NECK OUT ONE LAST TIME

or

FINAL EMU PARADE FOR POLLY

[ol man emu]

Not Twomey ruckmen at Brighton.

[ol man emu]

Emus give shoes the boot.

[footy1992]

winflies buzz into grand final after bombers cruise through after a hand week off

[Cheese Twisties]

Emus catch Bird Flu

[White Line Fever]

Sneezer overcomes Bird Flu.
Hunter becomes the hunted.
Ware will their goals come from?
Will a cup of Milo break the drought or will the Tuck shop lady stand tall?

[ol man emu]

Brighton get there arses tanned.

[recruiter 10]

The EARL becomes the KING

[MatteeG]

Brighton's last quarter all too latte

Bombers grounded by swarm of flies

[recruiter 10]

"Wineflys invade Bali "

"Shapelle busted with a mouthful of MILO"

[XR8Ute]

Jared leaves the Emus because he is looking to add more GREEN to his BANK.