Best and Worst Avatars

[Psyber]

Sorry old man, I hadn't noticed your pique before.

I actually married two of that list, the sprinter/hurdler lasted 8 years and I'm still married to the dancer after much longer. There was a bachelor time between the two marriages. The Israeli lass made it clear from the outset she was only in Adelaide for 3 months and I was "just entertainment" for the duration - should I feel used?

I still dont know why you are telling me this, but ooook, i'm happy 4 ya!

Oh, I thought there was an obvious logical sequence!

I responded to the boobs post by saying they were not my type.
You took exception to my adding a few examples of what I meant.
You posted an obnoxious response suggesting that mentioning a mere 5 examples of women I have gone out with meant I was a "jerk" they ran away from.
When I eventually noticed your rather odd personal abuse, I pointed out you were wrong with specific evidence.

Is that really hard to follow? Have you tried remedial learning classes?

I'd try to be more constructive if I knew what your problem was, and felt it excused your behaviour.

[silicone skyline]

Mate, don't start.
Has anyone ever told you sometimes you go into way too much detail?
That's what I'm trying (painfully) to say here.
I'm not saying you are in fact, a jerk.
Just the way you've gone on about the different women was COMPLETELY unnecessary.
A simple, "I dig sporty girls, don't like massive boobs" would be suffice.
Enjoy.

[scott]

Well I've been with Elle MacPherson, Mandy Moore and Elisha Cuthbert, live in a 25-story house, drink from crystal cups and wipe my excretion area with golden toilet paper, so yeah I have to admit I agree with whatever we're agreeing with.