Things that give you the sh1ts
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I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me 
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wristwatcher wrote:I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me
I don't mind him (I certainly don't love him though), but what shits me is all this 'red carpet' bullshit. The wives and girlfriends aren't bloody celebrities, and shouldn't be treated as such. Just like with the Brownlow Medal. Why are they trying to 'Hollywood' events like this nowadays?
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to get more females to watch them I guess.
my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal
altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.
my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal
altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.
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Johno6 wrote:to get more females to watch them I guess.
my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal
altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.
she should be watching whatever you tell her she is watching
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On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
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Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh
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valleys07 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh- gotta take positives where you can haha
It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately...

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Failed Creation wrote:valleys07 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh- gotta take positives where you can haha
It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately...
In 40 weeks from now he'll take a glimpse of ankle and run with it!!
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Booney wrote:Failed Creation wrote:valleys07 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh- gotta take positives where you can haha
It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately...
In 40 weeks from now he'll take a glimpse of ankle and run with it!!
Spoken from experience Boon?
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Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Good luck with that mate
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Good luck with that mate
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valleys07 wrote:Spoken from experience Boon?
You betchya!
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Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Good luck with that mate
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Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Good luck with that mate
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valleys07 wrote:Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"
Good luck with that mate
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Or better yet, when you've managed to persuade 'er indoors that it really is a good idea, junior will either wake up hungry, end up in bed with you, shit itself or all of the above. You've only then got to wait for the next new Moon to be back on board.
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Footy Chick wrote:I know Mrs Valleys
If Valleys is in the doghouse - he wouldn't be a stranger to the first two statements above
Or "the look"- either or
Booney wrote:Or better yet, when you've managed to persuade 'er indoors that it really is a good idea, junior will either wake up hungry, end up in bed with you, shit itself or all of the above. You've only then got to wait for the next new Moon to be back on board.
I dont know why i found this funny- but it certainly will be true.
@ WUB12- are you sure any good comes of this mate?
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