Things that give you the sh1ts

smac · Post by **smac** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:03 pm

Booney wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:
CENTURION wrote:following through

....in your cricket whites.LMAO

Ewww...

NOT ME! We do however have a "brown diamond club" at the Youth Centre.One I am proudly NOT a part of.

LMAO, that's one I haven't heard before.

gadj1976 · Post by **gadj1976** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:20 pm

Seeing and hearing "Learned" instead of "Learn't", Burned instead of burnt, earned instead of earnt creeping into the media! WE ARE NOT AMERICAN.

"I'll have fries with that order thanks, oh, and ketchup!"

JK · Post by JK » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:04 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Seeing and hearing "Learned" instead of "Learn't", Burned instead of burnt, earned instead of earnt creeping into the media! WE ARE NOT AMERICAN.

"I'll have fries with that order thanks, oh, and ketchup!"

Sorry, I'm reading it as fast as I can

TroyGFC · Post by **TroyGFC** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:21 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Seeing and hearing "Learned" instead of "Learn't", Burned instead of burnt, earned instead of earnt creeping into the media! WE ARE NOT AMERICAN.

"I'll have fries with that order thanks, oh, and ketchup!"

I agree chips not fries, and sauce not ketchup. :axe:

MightyEagles · Post by **MightyEagles** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:23 pm

Staff at Macca's and the like not listening to the order.
eg. Asking for no pickle and getting pickle on the burger, or asking for a large coke and getting an ice cream or ice coffee.

scoob · Post by **scoob** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:38 pm

MightyEagles wrote:Staff at Macca's and the like not listening to the order.
eg. Asking for no pickle and getting pickle on the burger, or asking for a large coke and getting an ice cream or ice coffee.

Or ordering burger by itself and them asking you if you want it in a meal.... no if i wanted a meal i would asked for it FFS...

TroyGFC · Post by **TroyGFC** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:41 pm

Ordering a Subway, telling them what salad you want and saying just some salt and pepper on top. Then them asking what sauce would you like- If I wanted sauce I would have said so FFS!!

MW · Post by MW » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:30 pm

TroyGFC wrote:Ordering a Subway, telling them what salad you want and saying just some salt and pepper on top. Then them asking what sauce would you like- If I wanted sauce I would have said so FFS!!

There is 47,000 different types of sauce, that is why they ask you!

Rik E Boy · Post by **Rik E Boy** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:15 pm

Hawthorn Football Club. They are shit but do you think we can beat the bastards?

GRRR

regards,

REB

Strawb · Post by **Strawb** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:04 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Hawthorn Football Club. They are shit but do you think we can beat the bastards? GRRR

regards,

REB

R hawthorn a member of the brown diamond club?

Post by **GWW** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:09 pm

In relation to public transport - people who try to take over a whole double seat by putting a bag up on the seat, or not sitting by the window. You give them a dirty look and they still dont get it. Morons!!

Thiele · Post by **Thiele** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:14 pm

People who ask for money in town

Strawb · Post by **Strawb** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:26 pm

The biggest thing is wearing you work uniform whilst at work and working and people ask Do you work here? I feel like saying NO I just wear this uniform cause i love the colours.
Another thing is when people point to their wrist and ask do you have the time?
I am like I know where my watch is numbnuts!
Next time you need to go to the toilet point to your crotch and ask someone where the toilet is.

mick · Post by **mick** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:36 pm

GWW wrote:In relation to public transport - people who try to take over a whole double seat by putting a bag up on the seat, or not sitting by the window. You give them a dirty look and they still dont get it. Morons!!

Totally agree and the arseholes, who refuse to sit down or block the ailse in a "crowded" bus that still has seats. I always ask the morons who have two seats whether they purchased two tickets.... they soon get the message :lol:

Thiele · Post by **Thiele** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:38 pm

mick wrote:
GWW wrote:In relation to public transport - people who try to take over a whole double seat by putting a bag up on the seat, or not sitting by the window. You give them a dirty look and they still dont get it. Morons!!

Totally agree and the arseholes, who refuse to sit down or block the ailse in a "crowded" bus that still has seats. I always ask the morons who have two seats whether they purchased two tickets.... they soon get the message

or people who stand in front of doors in the new trams

Post by **GWW** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:18 pm

Yeah mick every time i see someone take up 2 seats i feel like saying something to that effect (eg "did you buy a ticket for your bag thats on the seat?") but i can never bring myself to it, i just give them a bad look and shake my head, but due to their limited intelligence they generally dont get the message. Seriously, these people are just so self centred and have no awareness of anyone else.

Post by **Ian** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:42 pm

Hearing people say anythink, instead of anything

Psyber · Post by **Psyber** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:44 pm

gadj1976 wrote:Seeing and hearing "Learned" instead of "Learn't", Burned instead of burnt, earned instead of earnt creeping into the media! WE ARE NOT AMERICAN.

"I'll have fries with that order thanks, oh, and ketchup!"

Learnt

Learn \Learn\ (l[~e]rn), v. t. [imp. & p. p. {Learned}
(l[~e]rnd), or {Learnt} (l[~e]rnt); p. pr. & vb. n.
{Learning}.] [OE. lernen, leornen, AS. leornian; akin to OS.
lin[=o]n, for lirn[=o]n, OHG. lirn[=e]n, lern[=e]n, G.
lernen, fr. the root of AS. l[=ae]ran to teach, OS.
l[=e]rian, OHG. l[=e]ran, G. lehren, Goth. laisjan, also Goth
lais I know, leis acquainted (in comp.); all prob. from a
root meaning, to go, go over, and hence, to learn; cf. AS.
leoran to go. Cf. {Last} a mold of the foot, {lore}.]
1. To gain knowledge or information of; to ascertain by
inquiry, study, or investigation; to receive instruction
concerning; to fix in the mind; to acquire understanding
of, or skill; as, to learn the way; to learn a lesson; to
learn dancing; to learn to skate; to learn the violin; to
learn the truth about something. "Learn to do well." --Is.
i. 17.
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Now learn a parable of the fig tree. --Matt. xxiv.
32.
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2. To communicate knowledge to; to teach. [Obs.]
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Hast thou not learned me how
To make perfumes ? --Shakespeare. [Decidedly pre-American]
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Note: Learn formerly had also the sense of teach, in
accordance with the analogy of the French and other
languages, and hence we find it with this sense in
Shakespeare, Spenser, and other old writers. This usage
has now passed away. To learn is to receive
instruction, and to teach is to give instruction. He
who is taught learns, not he who teaches.
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-- From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48

Mr66 · Post by **Mr66** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:45 pm

Cancer.
Suicide.

jackpot jim · Post by **jackpot jim** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:34 am

People when being interviewed answering every question starting with YEAH NO, Geez it shits me off, i mean its just so F%$#ing annoying.

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