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Wedgie wrote:Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.


That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me. :D ;)

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...
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Psyber wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.


That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me. :D ;)

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.
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Wedgie wrote:
Psyber wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Seeing a 92yo on the road this morning, was only caught behind her for less than a kilometre and she hit the curb twice and spent more time on the wrong side of the road despite doing about 30. I got my Dad off the roads when he was 62 and he was an excellent driver.


That's disturbing...
I'm glad I don't have kids to do that to me. :D ;)

I renewed my licence for 10 years just after I turned 72 and bought a 6 speed manual car that can (theoretically) reach 250kph.
Admittedly, I haven't had it over 168kph yet and I don't know whether it will do 30kph - except transiently as I'm moving up to second gear...

Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.


If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence :lol:
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Footy Chick wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.


If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence :lol:

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.
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Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.


If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence :lol:

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.


There's rumours floating around that that was fake. Unconfirmed though.
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HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Seriously, you shouldn't be on the road. Your skills and reflexes just aren't up to it.


If he's still got the reflexes and skills to use a scalpel, then he can drive a car.

When they take away his licence, then take away his car licence [emoji38]

Mr Miyagi was around the same age and he was able to catch flies mid air using chopsticks.


There's rumours floating around that that was fake. Unconfirmed though.

Hang on Mr Miyagi didn't catch the fly, Daniel-San did... Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners luck"

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Jase wrote:Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners wuck"


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Jase wrote:Hang on Mr Miyagi didn't catch the fly, Daniel-San did... Mr Miyagi cracked the Sh1ts and said "beginners luck"

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Perpetual victims
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HH3 wrote:Perpetual victims


Personal responsibility? Not for me.

Accountability? No, thanks anyway.

Now you're picking on me? Of course you are. That makes me sad.
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Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Perpetual victims


Personal responsibility? Not for me.

Accountability? No, thanks anyway.

Now you're picking on me? Of course you are. That makes me sad.


Todays episode was someone came to me for help with something they did wrong. Every time I pointed out something they should have done differently, I was the bad guy.

They approached me to fix something, and somehow teaching them the right way to do something is putting them down?

This is from people 20+ years my senior. This is why I don't generalise generations. There are f**kwit babies in all age groups.
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Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...
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mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...


You work?

Oh right you mean you're still on the 16th fairway. :lol:
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amber_fluid wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Stuck at work again. So will Miss the Cats dominant underdog performance over the flag favourites...


You work?

Oh right you mean you're still on the 16th fairway. [emoji38]

Appearance money. Im not actually working, im escorting contractors. Boring as can be, loud machinery going....and i have to do it all day tomorrow.......so golf was a scratching....

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Another terror incident in London
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