Things that give you the sh1ts

[MW]

My less than 3 year old ducted gas heating blowing cold air this morning.

This better be under warranty still

Piezo probably gone.

Could be a faulty thermocouple also, or the valve as gone.

[Brodlach]

FC probably using the DVD remote instead of the heater remote

[Footy Chick]

FC probably using the DVD remote instead of the heater remote

I did do that once - both the split and ducted remotes are white . I now put one in a cupboard when it's not in use

[HH3]

I sometimes push my central locking remote to unlock the front door....

I'm not proud of it....

[Brodlach]

FC probably using the DVD remote instead of the heater remote

I did do that once - both the split and ducted remotes are white . I now put one in a cupboard when it's not in use

I rest my case!

[Pseudo]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.

... or to put sheir shoes away, or to put dirty clothes in the washing basket, or to close drawers after having removed items, or to put books back properly in the shelf rather than leaving them open halfway through on the floor, or .... etc

[Footy Chick]

I sometimes push my central locking remote to unlock the front door....

I'm not proud of it....

I've been known to use the garage remote to try and unlock the car

[MW]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.

... or to put sheir shoes away, or to put dirty clothes in the washing basket, or to close drawers after having removed items, or to put books back properly in the shelf rather than leaving them open halfway through on the floor, or .... etc

Do you know what works for me? I give everyone 30 seconds to clear the room of their stuff, otherwise it goes in the bin. Works a treat. I have only had to throw something away once.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.

... or to put sheir shoes away, or to put dirty clothes in the washing basket, or to close drawers after having removed items, or to put books back properly in the shelf rather than leaving them open halfway through on the floor, or .... etc

Yep, we have a group chat thing where I don't point anyone out but make it known I'm pissed at something, it usually has a photo attached, toliet rolls on the floor because they're too lazy to change the empty roll over even though it is right next to the shitter on the same side as the roll holder.

A new glass fore very drink shits me to tears along with cereal bowls not rinsed properly.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.

... or to put sheir shoes away, or to put dirty clothes in the washing basket, or to close drawers after having removed items, or to put books back properly in the shelf rather than leaving them open halfway through on the floor, or .... etc

Do you know what works for me? I give everyone 30 seconds to clear the room of their stuff, otherwise it goes in the bin. Works a treat. I have only had to throw something away once.

Yep, if they know your not messing about it gets done, I snapped a skateboard over my knee once because it kept getting left by the back door.

I hid a step-son's bike on the roof because he continually left it out the front after another one had been stolen 6 months prior. That was gold, even the missus was scared to tell me another one had been stolen, I let it go on for two weeks before I suddenly made it appear.

[amber_fluid]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.

... or to put sheir shoes away, or to put dirty clothes in the washing basket, or to close drawers after having removed items, or to put books back properly in the shelf rather than leaving them open halfway through on the floor, or .... etc

Yep, we have a group chat thing where I don't point anyone out but make it known I'm pissed at something, it usually has a photo attached, toliet rolls on the floor because they're too lazy to change the empty roll over even though it is right next to the shitter on the same side as the roll holder.

A new glass fore very drink shits me to tears along with cereal bowls not rinsed properly.

Anything else while you're at it.

[Booney]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.
It will bite me on the arse though as last night I had to negate a stairwell with a dogleg whilst carrying two full glasses of CC's in pretty much pitch blackness.

I end up taking their globes out in their rooms for a couple of days when I get sick of constantly telling them.

Hang on...hang on a cotton picking minute.....if you're taking CC's upstairs, after dark, on a Tuesday night you relinquish your rights to be moaning about a little Friday morning liver damage.

Toughen the **** up, princess.

[Lightning McQueen]

Anything else while you're at it.

How long do you have? 4 teenage kids in the house.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nice, my dissent is due to kids lack of ability of turning light switches off.
It will bite me on the arse though as last night I had to negate a stairwell with a dogleg whilst carrying two full glasses of CC's in pretty much pitch blackness.

I end up taking their globes out in their rooms for a couple of days when I get sick of constantly telling them.

Hang on...hang on a cotton picking minute.....if you're taking CC's upstairs, after dark, on a Tuesday night you relinquish your rights to be moaning about a little Friday morning liver damage.

Toughen the **** up, princess.

We have a kid free night every Thursday, we tend to let our hair down on the one night a week.

[Corona Man]

Britain's got talent...except Amanda Holden, she goes alright!

[amber_fluid]

Anything else while you're at it.

How long do you have? 4 teenage kids in the house.

Yeah I'm hearing ya mate.
My kids aren't teenagers yet but they still do the sh*t you mentioned.

Bloody kids hey!

[Booney]

Anything else while you're at it.

How long do you have? 4 teenage kids in the house.

Went monkey droppings last weekend when there was about 3 loads of washing on the line. So Sunday, before I mowed the lawns, I asked Junior to bring the washing in as to avoid getting covered in shit when I mowed, blower vacc'd etc....

I'm tinkering around in the shed, bring the mower and snipper out and **** ME! He's brought his washing in only! You lazy bastard. This was about 11 on Sunday, he'd just surfaced after a night at his mates place, I took all the other washing off the line, carried it in in one load and dumped it* on top of him on his bed. Told him there's now some washing to be folded.

[woodublieve12]

Anything else while you're at it.

How long do you have? 4 teenage kids in the house.

Went monkey droppings last weekend when there was about 3 loads of washing on the line. So Sunday, before I mowed the lawns, I asked Junior to bring the washing in as to avoid getting covered in shit when I mowed, blower vacc'd etc....

I'm tinkering around in the shed, bring the mower and snipper out and **** ME! He's brought his washing in only! You lazy bastard. This was about 11 on Sunday, he'd just surfaced after a night at his mates place, I took all the other washing off the line, carried it in in one load and dumped it* on top of him on his bed. Told him there's now some washing to be folded.

that's gold. It's only funny because if it happened to me I would be furious too. But I would have done the exact same thing as you.



My wife asked me once to was my dishes, so I did and left all the ones I didn't use in the sink. She wasn't impressed. However I did explain to her I did exactly what she asked and can't have a go at me for not listening. She obviously didn't find it as amusing as I did

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[amber_fluid]

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[HH3]

My wife asked me once to was my dishes, so I did and left all the ones I didn't use in the sink. She wasn't impressed. However I did explain to her I did exactly what she asked and can't have a go at me for not listening. She obviously didn't find it as amusing as I did

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My wife cracked it at me about where I left my shoes last night. Even though hers were in a worse spot.

When I took them off again later in the evening, I made a big dramatic deal of tossing them halfway down the hallway and left them there.

Check......mate....