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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 4:55 pm
by amber_fluid
HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:The attachment 912690A1-260B-4BC7-B684-17B8B77A4EEC.jpeg is no longer available
You look good in this picture.
I’m still waiting for this to be released.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:36 pm
by Dutchy
All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:38 pm
by Spargo
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
NTTAWWT
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 5:40 pm
by amber_fluid
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
Not all mate, not all!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 7:35 pm
by Brodlach
Barber Lounge Winston Ave Clarence Gardens. The bomb.
They do a brilliant job.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:21 pm
by HH3
So anyone who prefers to go to the barber than a hairdresser is a feg?
Is it opposite day?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue May 22, 2018 9:22 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
johntheclaret wrote:HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.
He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"
From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.
All for $28. Can't beat it.
Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.
Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes
From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.
All for free, can’t beat it.
You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 6:08 am
by johntheclaret
Spargo wrote:Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
NTTAWWT
Sorry, what does that mean
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 6:11 am
by johntheclaret
HH3 wrote:Mrs HH3 has done my hair for the last 7 years, up until Xmas, when she wanted me to get a trendy haircut.
She lost my business after that.
I used to go to Joey at the barbershop in Gawler in my single days.
I don’t have enough hair for a trendy cut
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 6:16 am
by johntheclaret
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:johntheclaret wrote:HH3 wrote:amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.
He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"
From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.
All for $28. Can't beat it.
Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.
Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.
Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes
From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.
All for free, can’t beat it.
You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??
Hands in the air, you got me bro. Early retirement is a far off memory
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 7:02 am
by mickey
johntheclaret wrote:Spargo wrote:Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
NTTAWWT
Sorry, what does that mean
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:44 am
by woodublieve12
been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 8:45 am
by Spargo
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
*cough* HH3 *cough*
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:11 am
by johntheclaret
mickey wrote:johntheclaret wrote:Spargo wrote:Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
NTTAWWT
Sorry, what does that mean
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Thanks.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:16 am
by HH3
Spargo wrote:woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
*cough* HH3 *cough*
It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:17 am
by woodublieve12
HH3 wrote:Spargo wrote:woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
*cough* HH3 *cough*
It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit.
I can't dispute that
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:21 am
by johntheclaret
All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.
My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.
NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:22 am
by Spargo
johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.
My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.
NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,
GAGF
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:25 am
by johntheclaret
Spargo wrote:johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.
My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.
NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,
GAGF
WTF!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed May 23, 2018 9:30 am
by The Ash Man
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
I grew mine over the Xmas break. I love not having to shave every day for work.
Footy Chick just shakes her head at me at footy every Saturday. She secretly likes it though I reckon
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