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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:38 pm
by Pseudo
There must be some good conveyancers among them.
I've used Holdfast Conveyancing a few times and have always been happy with the service.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:06 pm
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:Brodlach wrote:I went through that we bought our house, 90 minutes before closing I was told I needed to pay $2350 immediately or it wouldn’t go through and the contract cancelled. Had no indication at all beforehand
A bit of loose change in the ashtray for you hey mate?
I was lucky I did have it.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2021 5:01 pm
by Armchair expert
South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:47 am
by Lightning McQueen
Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:49 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is
I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 11:55 am
by MW
Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area
What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:07 pm
by Spargo
MW wrote:Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area
What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there
Poorly signed IMO
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:17 pm
by JK
Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.
Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is
I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,
They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
JK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is and generally when you're wearing light coloured pants.
Those stains just below your knee are usually the hardest to remove hey Shirvo?

knee pads mate.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:29 pm
by MW
Spargo wrote:MW wrote:Armchair expert wrote:South Road what a disgrace around Sturt Rd area
What's your issue with it? Its the best its ever been through there
Poorly signed IMO
once you've used it a couple of times its fine.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:36 pm
by whufc
GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.
Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:39 pm
by Dutchy
whufc wrote:GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.
Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.
Plenty of time for the forecast to change, esp this time of year weather reporting is pretty variable
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 2:48 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:GF week for cricket should be exciting, nerve wracking and all the other fun sport emotions in between.
Unfortunately though the game is being played at Wilmington where they are expecting 80% chance of 10ml of rain meaning a washout...…….the forecast definitely takes away a bit of what should be a bloody exciting week.
Orroroo 25 degress and 50% chance of 1-8 mm, you'll be fine.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:13 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Spargo wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Why is it whenever you spill a bit of coffee or in this case, caesar salad sauce, it always lands right where your willy is
I’ve heard there’s a fair few inches of pants we’re covering here too, big fella..,
They reckon that those who brag about their willy size generally aren't well endowed, it's funny though because I don't brag.
Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 4:13 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Ive heard you enter the 3 legged race by yourself.
I slid on my guts.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 8:34 am
by Lightning McQueen
Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.
I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.
Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.
Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:08 am
by Booney
He out yet?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:10 am
by Jim05
Lightning McQueen wrote:Needed a dump but one of the two poo stations was occupied so I thought I'd let them do their business in peace.
I waited at least 15 minutes but there was no movement at the station but I went in again anyway, the prick was still in there so I thought you're time is up I need to go.
Whoever it was sat motionless for my duration, I was thinking they'd pull the pin and make an exit while I was still on the throne but no, they were sitting this one out.
Anyway, as a gesture of my appreciation I flicked the light off on my way out, they still haven't emerged.
We had a bloke at work that was a bit of a prankster and he would sneak into the toilet stall, lock the door and then climb out over the top. A few of us knew about it but didn’t let on and it was hilarious seeing blokes banging on the door and yelling abuse at an empty stall

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:13 am
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was thinking they'd pull the pin
They may well have been if they’d been in there that long...