Married at first sight

[Booney]

Virgil has got at least two false starts in him I reckon. Might be third time lucky.

[Lightning McQueen]

Virgil has got at least two false starts in him I reckon. Might be third time lucky.

Hope it's captured on air.

[Lightning McQueen]

Apparently Ines and Sam hook up.

[Lightning McQueen]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

The missus sent me this:

https://www.newidea.com.au/video/watch- ... seen-video

[Booney]

marthaa_k on Insta.

[MW]

Not sure when you lads are going to realise it's all fake lol

[Booney]

Not sure when you lads are going to realise it's all fake lol

Wait, what, you mean it's not?

Oh FFS....

[Lightning McQueen]

Not sure when you lads are going to realise it's all fake lol

Next thing they'll be saying WWF is fake!

[Brodlach]

HTF was Martha single. That bikini shot

I think the hotness vs crazy sliding scale may come into play there, I think she'd be extremely hard work down the track, I think Nat Fyfe's brother may have let a bit of DNA out when he seen her approaching the pool, hot diggity.

In a show full of crazies I didn’t think she was too bad (I missed the first hour though)

[Lightning McQueen]

I think the hotness vs crazy sliding scale may come into play there, I think she'd be extremely hard work down the track, I think Nat Fyfe's brother may have let a bit of DNA out when he seen her approaching the pool, hot diggity.

In a show full of crazies I didn’t think she was too bad (I missed the first hour though)

She'd be on the lower end of the scale out of the contestants so far but I can sense there's more than meets the eye.

[Booney]

Some excellent tweeting last night after Virgil dumped a load.

"They always introduce Matt as "Matt the virgin", why don't they introduce Ines as "Ines the c*nt?"

[Booney]

Martha in the bikini, good, very good, but I hope ol' Michael has deep pockets because like an old Porsche maintenance is going to be expensive and often with that one.

Sam, that dude got scared off by the crazy eyed chick and I for one would have been on the first plane out of there like he was.

Matt and Loz in the spa scene, could that have been any more cringe worthy?

[Lightning McQueen]

Some excellent tweeting last night after Virgil dumped a load.

"They always introduce Matt as "Matt the virgin", why don't they introduce Ines as "Ines the c*nt?"

Anus.

[Brodlach]

Martha in the bikini, good, very good, but I hope ol' Michael has deep pockets because like an old Porsche maintenance is going to be expensive and often with that one.

Sam, that dude got scared off by the crazy eyed chick and I for one would have been on the first plane out of there like he was.

Matt and Loz in the spa scene, could that have been any more cringe worthy?

Martha


Do you think Sam will return and they are just playing it up?

BTW who puts pizza in a toaster? Idiot

[Lightning McQueen]

Martha in the bikini, good, very good, but I hope ol' Michael has deep pockets because like an old Porsche maintenance is going to be expensive and often with that one.

Sam, that dude got scared off by the crazy eyed chick and I for one would have been on the first plane out of there like he was.

Matt and Loz in the spa scene, could that have been any more cringe worthy?

Martha


Do you think Sam will return and they are just playing it up?

BTW who puts pizza in a toaster? Idiot

Sam comes back and takes off with Enis

[Booney]

Good dinner party.

Jessika pissed in tears with her baboon arse lips, Mick in his steel caps and flanny, the used-to-be-virgin dodging all the questions, the crazy blonde buying Sam's apology, Mike the Playboy wanting to tap anything.

[Lightning McQueen]

Good dinner party.

Jessika pissed in tears with her baboon arse lips, Mick in his steel caps and flanny, the used-to-be-virgin dodging all the questions, the crazy blonde buying Sam's apology, Mike the Playboy wanting to tap anything.

Enis wanting to lay on the table for everyone to have a shot at her, she's not even in the best looking half of the group.

Farmer Jones would be in dreamland atm, he may aswell bang the lips out of Jessika before she dumps him like a sack of shit.
Nick's in for a life of hell if he sticks around with Cyrrell.
Cam's just a genuine nice bloke, Jules has a bit of the green eyed monster about her but I hear they are marrying for real soon in the real world.
Sam's a smooth operator but he'd wanna redeem himself in the show if he wants any decent fluff once the show finishes, Lizzie needs to lose the image.
Bronson will float along quietly and pick something decent up when the show finishes, Enis will have more pricks in her than a used dart board.
Player Mike will get caught on camera for his missus to see and end it.
Virgil and Lauren will see the show out.
Mark will soon realize wanking isn't so bad after all, Ning has absolutely nothing going for her.
Michael and Martha are the pin up couple, she'll rip his heart out when a bit of fame kicks in.
Dino and Melissa, well who cares, two less fruitbats in the world that are single and wasting someone else's time.

I think the show will head south now, the weddings and getting to know each other stage was funny but there's nothing much left apart from watching each relationship implode.

[Lightning McQueen]

Oh, and I like Bronson after seeing him drinking a Sol.

[Trader]

Brilliant summary, agree with most of it.

[Brodlach]

“Next morning she woke up and acted like a c%#t”


Bronson, she was born one!