Rules for this Site

[Hondo]

Rule 5 - People with over 1,000 posts are always the authority in an argument

[Rik E Boy]

Rule 5 - People with over 1,000 posts are always the authority in an argument

And don't you forget it!

btw, nice owning of Lunchy there Booney LOL.

regards,

REB

[Footy Chick]

Rule 5 - People with over 1,000 posts are always the authority in an argument

I'd rewrite that rule to state -

Rule 5 - People with over 1,000 are always the biggest shite dribblers

[power01]

the biggest unwritten rules include...........

1/ Always show Wedgie respect as he deserves it..
2/ Continually praise REB for his ongoing witty comments..
3/ Just say yes to everything..
4/ Post on every thread that REB writes, coz he loves the attention..
5/ Read every Post that wedgie writes, which actually means you will need to read every single thread.
6/ Never say anything nasty, horrible or simply truthful or honest about either North or Norwood, coz if you do it will be the end of your life as you know it...

[Booney]

"proud to have lived/worked in the northern suburbs for the last 35 years! so put that in your pipe and smoke it! "

With that in mind,I bet you have.

blow it out your arse booney proved my point anyhow

LOL,play on words mate.

Judgement.

[Rik E Boy]

the biggest unwritten rules include...........

Post on every thread that REB writes, coz he loves the attention..

regards,

REB

[power01]

the biggest unwritten rules include...........

Post on every thread that REB writes, coz he loves the attention..

regards,

REB

but the golden rule.........

1/ REB will never leave a stone unturned in his attempts to humiliate other users....

[doggies4eva]

Being a bit slow it has taken me a while to learn the rules. Some others may benefit to know what they are:

1. The umpires are always wrong.
2. The writers in the Advertisers are always wrong except when stating that the umpiring was poor.
3. When lower clubs like Sturt or North have a win all supporters must come out and praise their teams and coaches ad nausium.
4. If the Advertiser gives teams mentioned in rule 3 praise the paper is wrong for not going far enough.

I think that's it maybe I've missed some - feel free to add any.

OK I'll change rule 3 to be more politically correct:

3. Supporters of teams that have been doing it tough are encouraged to celebrate any wins with enthusiasm and longevity (while they are winning).

Will that do?

[Hondo]

Being a bit slow it has taken me a while to learn the rules. Some others may benefit to know what they are:

1. The umpires are always wrong.
2. The writers in the Advertisers are always wrong except when stating that the umpiring was poor.
3. When lower clubs like Sturt or North have a win all supporters must come out and praise their teams and coaches ad nausium.
4. If the Advertiser gives teams mentioned in rule 3 praise the paper is wrong for not going far enough.

I think that's it maybe I've missed some - feel free to add any.

OK I'll change rule 3 to be more politically correct:

3. Supporters of teams that have been doing it tough are encouraged to celebrate any wins with enthusiasm and longevity (while they are winning).

Will that do?

I'd just add to point 3 - if you are a low club and beat Port Adelaide, you must herald a "renaissance"

[topsywaldron]

Never say anything nasty, horrible or simply truthful or honest about Norwood, coz if you do it will be the end of your life as you know it...

Come over here and say that pal.

[doggies4eva]

OK lots of helpful new rules to add here thanks for the ideas.

I especially liked the one where you have to use an emoticon after personally attacking someone

It appears that we also need a rule about how many games in a row your team has to win before it can be called a renaissance.

There appears to be a fair difference in standards here - Sturt supporters need 3 games in a row, glenelg supporters need 1 game in a row and doggies supporters need back to back premierships.

Doggies fans get confused and call it a dynasty though. Probably because of their viewing habits and the fact that CDFC wasn't around during the last renaissance like some of the other clubs

[sturt1]

Another rule is Sturt, they rule

[Punk Rooster]

I especially liked the one where you have to use an emoticon after personally attacking someone

<insert forum member's name> is a pedeaophile, drug addict, homosexual rapist, & stole money from the collection plate

[doggies4eva]

I especially liked the one where you have to use an emoticon after personally attacking someone

<insert forum member's name> is a pedeaophile, drug addict, homosexual rapist, & stole money from the collection plate

Sturt1 is a pedeaophile, drug addict, homosexual rapist, & stole money from the collection plate

Like that?

I'm allowed to say this as this is post number 666 for me