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Political Jokes of our time

Postby Dog_ger » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:21 pm

Julia Gillard was being driven by her chauffeured driven vehicle from the river land back to Canberra.

When all of a sudden a cow appeared on the road out of nowhere....

"Smack" The limo hit the cow full on.

The driver stopping immediately, running back to see if anything could be done.

Unfortunately the poor cow was squished on the road and nothing could be done... :(

Julia says to the driver, "Well you were driving, you must go back to the farm and tell the farmer what has happened."

One hour passes.

Two hours pass.

Five hours pass when the driver makes it back to the PM.

Where have you been? What on earth took you so long!

Well Madam PM. When I told the farmer I was Julia Gillards limo driver, and I have just run over the cow and killed her....

The farmers' wife made me a fabulous feast for dinner.

The farmer brought out 5 litres of his finest scotch whiskey.

And I was permitted to make love to his three daughters..... ;) :D
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Media Park » Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:02 am

That's a good one Dog_Ger!!! Love it!!! :D
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby EB53 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:23 am

Julia Gillard !!
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Q. » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:45 am

About 28 seconds in :lol:

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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:55 am

LMFAO Q. That's GOLD.

When the reporter says "Your not saying anything Tony"....he just keeps nodding. HAHA
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Q. » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:57 am

Booney wrote:LMFAO Q. That's GOLD.

When the reporter says "Your not saying anything Tony"....he just keeps nodding. HAHA


I wonder how many seconds he was from having his brain explode :lol:
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Sky Pilot » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:26 am

classic!
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Media Park » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:46 pm

Nice SP!
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Q. » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:04 am

Timeless classic:

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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Jimmy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:24 am

Anyone got the photo of hawke getting hit in the head in a cricket game? :lol:
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Mr Beefy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:31 am

Jimmy wrote:Anyone got the photo of hawke getting hit in the head in a cricket game? :lol:


This one has 'em both
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Jimmy » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:43 am

Did he top edge it? Terrible shot! :roll:
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby wycbloods » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:35 pm

Sky Pilot wrote:classic!


I do like that one. :D :D
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby straight talker » Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:08 am

the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! :oops: oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Sky Pilot » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:01 pm

straight talker wrote:the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! :oops: oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................

you also forgot numbnuts leftie Doug Cameron, rudely obnoxious deficient in social skills Anthony Albanese, arrogance inc. Penny Wong and the really silly minister for hiding in a corner and being told to shut the f*** up Midnight Oil
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby straight talker » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:19 pm

also the governor generals son in law billy shorten. :roll:
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Leaping Lindner » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:54 am

SA's own (and aren't we proud!) Cory Bernardi thinking he knows more about climate change than the top scientific minds in the country...oh wait. That's not a joke. That's real.
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby straight talker » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:13 am

he would know as much as gillard/combet/wong and swan thats for sure.
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby cripple » Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:29 am

straight talker wrote:the labor government. gillard/swan/combet oh and the two puppets oakshott and windsor! :oops: oh gee i forgot brown and hanson-young.........................


And yet again another thread is corrupted by someones hate for the Labor party. Get over it and actually try to find something funny and original.
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Re: Political Jokes of our time

Postby Sky Pilot » Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:30 pm

okay - here's what's funny. How can normal educated hardworking (employed tax payers) family people continue to believe in these elected representatives running the Labor Party. They are a complete joke - surely? How can they be defended? Look at this morning's polls and you will see what is a huge "Political Joke of our Time" as per the thread title. The country is $90billion in debt and borrowing $100million a day to survive. Duhhhhhh!
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